Captain Underpants And Professor Poopypants Novels & Stories

He found it immediately. His face. Paused. He pressed play. Music thudded faintly through the speakers, but he focused on his mouth. Laughing. Loose. Careless. “Professor Moore is so—” He didn’t need sound to finish it. ...so fucking sexy.... Cheers behind him. Bodies surging. “She doesn’t even know—” Cut. The video looped. He stopped it. Heat crawled up his neck. He hated how he looked. Unaware. Uncontained. Easy.

Seyi retorted. Omah took his cigarette from his mouth and grinned. "Those previous girls are not Prof. Ajayi's daughter you know. Besides you guys need to stop hopping from one chick to another. How do you even do it sef?" Dayo thought his friend knew better, a pity he doesn't. Well why else was he his best friend if he couldn't enlighten him on such small issues such as this one. "The best thing about panties is taking them off. The game is simple. You see a girl you'd like to smash. You pursue them, spend a few thousands. You get into their panties. You move on. It's so damn exciting!" He declared,

“Let me smell your hair.” Beau eagerly tilted his head down for me to bring my nose close, and when I actually got a whiff of clean soap, I shrugged. “All right then, bud. But we still gotta brush your teeth.” He groaned and complained, but I set him on the floor and swatted him lightly on the back to urge him along. “Get going, Captain Underpants.”

A high-priority thread was trending at the very top of the campus message board, its view count increasing by hundreds every second: > [TRENDING] HOCKEY CAPTAIN’S SCHOLARSHIP GIRLFRIEND UNDER FORMAL INVESTIGATION FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD > Below the headline was a brutal thread of anonymous comments, cascading down the screen like a toxic waterfall: > User_992: So she really was using him for cash? Five grand is wild. > CampusLiar: Rich boyfriend, free tuition, anonymous deposits... must be nice to live like a parasite. > WestbridgeInsider: Everyone knew a girl from her background didn't belong here anyway. She probably blackmailed him.

I shook my head and turned to my table to bring out the new biology textbook Keisha had gifted me a while back. “Our topic for today is Excretion. Now….” I trailed off when the door opened and someone walked in. Shock glued my feet to the floor and I would have almost dropped the book on the floor but a professor has gotta maintain her Steeze in front of her students. Even though I didn't drop the book, my jaw was definitely on the floor as I stared at the guy walking into the door with a grin. “Good morning miss,” he greeted with a smile, and that voice sent shivers down my spine, “I'm a new student.”

What I saw made my whole body freeze. It wasn’t a woman. Professor Kai was with another man, a tall, lean figure with dark hair—pinned against the desk. Professor Kai’s hands gripped the man’s hips, pulling him closer with each thrust. The other man’s face was turned away, but his gasps were unmistakable, his fingers gripping the edge of the desk so hard his knuckles turned white. My breath hitched. Professor Kai is Gay!?

“He’s young, he’s hot, and so is Dante. Honestly, Lessie, if I had professors like that, I wouldn’t be complaining.” I groaned. “You’re impossible.” “Just saying!” she laughed. We reached our room, and I dropped onto my bed, exhaling deeply. Sandra was still smiling to herself, humming as she rummaged through her bag. As the room quieted, my thoughts began to spiral. Sandra and Emma were both in way over their heads when it came to men like Kieran and Dante. I wasn’t naïve enough to believe I was any different. Even if it was what they thought it was… I’d never let myself be that girl. I wouldn’t get tangled up with my professors.

He swallowed every drop, milking me until I was whimpering and oversensitive. I could barely stand. I couldn't believe this was really happening. Professor Ben stood up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “Your turn boy.” He unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. It was big, thick, and beautifully curved upward, the head already shiny with precum. My mouth watered. He exceeded my fucking imagination!

Should she spill the beans? Sophia then sent her a new one: "Addie, I know you! You can't hide it from me. Is it serious?" With a deep breath, Adeline typed: "I don't know, Soph. He's my professor. But... I feel it. This spark." Sophia's response came instantly: "Spark?! That's code for 'I'm totally into him'! Be careful, Addie. Professors are off-limits." Adeline nodded to herself, even though Sophia couldn't see her.

How come I didn't notice this since. "Did you really come to school without any underwear?" I asked out of curiosity. She didn't answer me immediately. She went to her bag and opened it, pulling out her underwear, both pants and bra. "I just wanted to make things easier for you when I pull over my habit." She said to me. This cracked me up, but I had to stop myself from laughing. It was indeed hilarious. I must have let out a chuckle or so because it was indeed very funny.