Captain Underpants And Professor Poopypants Novels & Stories

responded Carmen, wondering why the cop was talking to her like she was some kind of kindergarten kid. "Um...Captain?" Carmen asked. "Please, call me Susan or Claire." "OK, Susan, what did that guy you just brought in do?" "Oh him. Public violation." "Public violation?" "Caught him urinating in public." "Oh..." "Don't worry hun," added the captain, "if you last long enough you'll see way nastier stuff than that." "What about the Pink Projectile? She works with you, right?" "Oh yeah, she's pretty good and that other speedster..."

"It's nothing serious." "You expression says otherwise." Thompson joined her at the table and pulled his computer bag from around his neck and shoulder. He set the brown bag onto the table and unzipped it, taking his laptop from it. "It's just...everything is kind of snowballing for whatever reason as of recent. First class was a bust, and now I bumped into my professor and ruined his work and clothes." Thompson managed a smile. When he did she noticed a dimple. Then it all came rushing towards her like a ton of bricks.

I stared. Not because he’d brought food, but because he’d stayed. Stayed. “Why?” I blurted. Captain tilted his head, setting the bag down on the little table near the kitchenette. “Why what?” “Why are you… you brought food!” Captain shrugged and reached into the bag, pulling out a wrapped sandwich and a bottle of water. “Relax. It’s not a marriage proposal. Just breakfast.” “Breakfast,” I muttered. “Yeah, breakfast after good sex,” he echoed with a smirk. “That’s our new podcast name, by the way.”

I turned my gaze to Wenna and gave her a deadly look. While Rajiv just laughed next to me who also heard what Wenna said. "Char, it's just a joke!" Wenna chuckled and burst out laughing. I was a little relieved. Some people look at our students. Some of them look at me badly, others are curious. Maybe they are wondering why the new professor at this university is at the same table.

"And those eyes..." They hadn't changed at all. Another frame sat beside it, showing the same little boy a few years older, grinning at the camera with scraped knees and messy hair. A soft laugh escaped me. I never would've guessed Professor Thiago had once looked that... cute. My smile lingered as I absentmindedly reached out, my fingertips brushing the edge of the frame. "I don't like people touching my things." A calm but firm voice behind me sliced cleanly through the silence.

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All of my students loved me, and seemed to love my teachings. When the first year ended and the second year began, I was not prepared for the influx of young girls, students, throwing themselves at me. I was disgusted. It's an unspoken tradition at this school that every professor would end up sleeping with a student by the end of their second year teaching. That didn't happen with me. The students we have here, or at least the ones I end up teaching, are all spoiled rich kids. The girls are bratty, and not in the way I like.

He is indeed hot but that doesn't mean I'll date my professor. "Shut up, Anu. He is my professor." I shouted at her, forgetting that we are sitting in the classroom. "The girls who are sitting on the third bench. Please stand up." Then I heard his stern voice. I know he is asking us to stand up. I'm feeling so embarrassed. I stood up sheepishly, still looking down. Anu also stood up with me. "First, you both tell me your name." Finally, I slowly moved my eyes to him. He is standing, leaning against the table and folding his arms across his chest. He is giving us a serious look and looking breathtakingly handsome.

I quickly opened the school’s forum and began to type. MissCaptainOfAll: I need help ASAP! This is a case that should be handled as an emergency. Does anyone know who the professor handling Data Analytics for year three is? He is somewhat anonymous but I really need to know who he is right now. If you have emails or some type of way to reach him, reply to this post!

“Four—five—fuck—six—” By twelve my legs shook, ass on fire, hole clenching around nothing. He dropped to his knees behind me, spreading my cheeks wide. His tongue plunged in without warning deep, filthy licks scooping out the remnants of his earlier loads, sucking hard on my rim until I sobbed. “Professor—please—” He stood, cock already freed, slick with pre-cum. He spat into his palm, stroked himself once, then notched at my entrance. “You’re going to him dripping with me. Full of me. So every time he looks at you, he knows who owns this hole.”