Captain Underpants Melvin Sneedly Novels & Stories

" Oh please stop with your whining, you yourself have a high ranking mate and you're stressed out because of that thing? "Puleeaaseee, He will so dump her ass." "No he would so not." "He would so." "No, he would not." "He would, do not waste your breath." "He doesn't seem like the type to actually need a mate." Goddess I hated Mel's Minions, they were completely useless, their brains must have turned to mush, from obeying all of Mel's orders. "Shut up you two." Mel ground out, irritated by their stupid argument.

Melvin swallowed hard before he continued, "Helena said that my job is to fuck that woman, record it as evidence, and she will give me some money." "That is it?" asked Dean. Being stared at by Dean caused Melvin to turn pale white. That cold gaze made his whole body tremble with fear as if his body would be torn apart in the next moment. How could he think that he was a gentleman? "T-that, I was not planning to get the money. She just said that I should fuck that woman so that she would listen to our orders obediently and be manipulated by us, and then Helena can do whatever she wants."

His smile seemed capable of freezing someone in their tracks. Melvin felt a pang of guilt as their gazes met. His hand trembled, causing his teacup to shake. Zuko said slowly, "Uncle Melvin, you haven't spent much time with Pammy, so how would you know she's a playful girl? Does she really need money, or is it... someone else who needs money?" "W-What are you saying?" Melvin stammered, sweat forming on the tip of his nose. "I'm just suggesting an idea. Who do you think I am, you stupid kid?"

The adrenaline from the game finally fading and my muscles began to throb. “Hi,” her fingers pushed back my damp hair. “How are you feeling?” I chuckled. “Really sore…” Someone touched my ankle and my eyes clamped shut from the pain. “Oh fuck!!” “I wonder how such a baby became the Captain of the Black Hawks,” I heard Marcus snare and I looked at him. I glanced back at Olive without any reply to his childish effort at rilling me up. He growled. “I'm guessing this plump bitch is your caretaker. Explains a lot really.”

I scream. Melvin stands up. He is not a tall man, but he moves like a block of granite. He walks over to the large terminal on the wall and hits a master switch. The screen lights up with a hundred different media feeds, all of them cycling through photos of Penelope. "I do not sit," Melvin says softly. "I plan. The net goes live in five minutes." I look at the headlines flashing across the monitors. My mouth goes dry. "Is this..." I start.

Like that would ever happen. "Look I can't be in my house right now, and I'm forbidden from going anywhere remotely entertaining. Doing your chores for you is the next best thing, so can I come in now?" I blubber out. "First tell me why you can't be in your house." "My parents are about to have sex, okay...." ____________________ Vote Comment **Did yaal get my Captain Underpants movie reference?? “Whatever floats your boat Melvin” Thank you to all of you 🌵🌊🌨️🐍🙆🌩️🌙