Broken Promises: Letters From An Ex-Wife
As much as I hated wearing those dresses your comments made up for the torture I went through.
The funniest part of the day was our visit to the Costume store. It was so funny to watch you trying to convince an 8-year-old on how Spiderman was better than superman, while his mother glared at you. You said, “Kid, listen here, wearing red underwear over your costume is not going to get you ladies, you see that chick there, you get this kind of girl only when you are cool like me.” And then that kid marched over to me and said “What are you doing with this buffoon? Come on let's go to my house sweetheart, my mom will bake us cookies”. God that dumbfounded look on your face was so hilarious, an e