Cat Memes Hilarious Novels & Stories

When Emma's sister vanishes, she's thrust into a deadly game of cat and mouse. A mysterious figure, hidden behind a mask, demands Emma play a twisted game of puzzles and clues to rescue her sister. With time running out, Emma must use her wits to unravel the mysteries and face the sinister forces behind the game. But as the stakes grow higher, Emma realizes the game is designed to test her limits, and the truth about her sister's disappearance may be more terrifying than she ever imagined. Will Emma solve the puzzles and save her sister, or will she become the game's next victim?

URIEL CLAES. Not only was I a blind Alpha and a laughingstock. But it was inescapable to avoid this Omega, my mate, foreordained by the moon goddess, to be with five mates. Can you imagine that? Out of the fuckward alphas for her to be with, she chose me. A blind Alpha who can’t tell the difference between a red cloth and a blue one. How hilarious is that? RAAVA SNOWFALL. I was an eyesore within the Frostbite clan and my family, tormented, abused, and ridiculed me in front of everyone. Including my husband. My life became completely consumed by anguish, pain, and derision when my father sold me to an Alpha for his own selfish interests, who shamelessly turned out to be one of my mates. An arrogant, cold-hearted playboy from another pack who gets into anything with a hole became my husband. Surviving each day as his wife was like walking over hot coals. I knew I needed to survive, but none of my mates I have come across could help me. Until I met this blind alpha, I knew what I needed to do.

I am not the type of girl who attracts men, my life is not very social and my best friend is my cat Salem. He dedicated me to writing, hanging out with my brother and sometimes with my few friends. Everything was normal until that Valentine's Day where everything changed for me. Two men burst into my life as if they were earthquakes, their auras indicating danger and they enveloped me in their life as if I had belonged there. My mother always said that men with tattoos were danger and a problem for girls. But these two Greek gods got me and now I'm part of the mob. This is my story

I've waited five years for my mafia fiance, Daniele Moretti, while he keeps pushing our wedding back again and again. I've turned down every man who approaches me and put up with all the snide comments from high society. On the eve of exchanging our marriage alliance contract, thanks to a bet with his lover, Daniele decides it's hilarious to switch the groom's name. He replaces himself with his uncle, Samuele Moretti, a man who is practically on his deathbed. Daniele laughs as he brags to his friends, "Regina's obsessed with me. When she finds out, she'll cry and beg me to change it back." I stand just outside the door and hear every word. On the day of the wedding, I take Samuele's arm—the "sickly wreck" Daniele keeps mocking—and walk him up the aisle. When Daniele finally shows up late with his lover and tries to turn the ceremony into a spectacle, I slap him across the face. Now he's the one who has to call me Aunt Regina.

Behind the glamorous facade of a billionaire marriage, a toxic game of cat and mouse is unfolding. Maya Perkins thought she had it all - a jaw-droppingly handsome husband, Larry Jonathan, a life of luxury, and a love that would last forever. But when Larry's obsession with Brandy Owens, the seductive widow of his late friend (and campus sweetheart!), threatens to destroy everything, Maya is forced to make the one phone call she swore she'd never make. Lies, deceit, and betrayal collide in a shocking tale of love, lust, and the true cost of perfection. Will Maya survive the wreckage of her marriage, or will she become the latest casualty of a love that's gone lethally wrong?

Recently cast out of her job, with no means of survival or hopes of any sorts, Scarlett Rossi resigns to fate, wishing for the end. However, she catches the eye of a good samaritan who offers her shelter and a job, but on the condition of following one simple rule. Do not go to the east wing. However, curiosity kills the cat and Scarlett is one curious cat. What happens when she awakens a being who has been asleep for a long time? What happens when this very being takes a liking to her, willing to make her his? What would be Scarlett's fate when she discovers she may not be human after all?

I woke in the middle of the night to my Don husband murmuring in his sleep. “Juno, be good. Tomorrow I’ll buy you and Mamma a new house.” My eyes flew open. Juno? That was the name I’d always planned for a purebred Ceylon cat I dreamed of owning, but I’d never gotten one because of my pet fur allergy. And a new house? Could this just be a coincidence? I shook him lightly. “What did you just say?” He frowned and mumbled coarsely, “Had a nightmare. Dreamt of a shootout.” I didn’t press further. In the darkness, I reached for his phone and silently opened his messages.

Catriona Hugh is the weak, overprotected last born of the Hugh family. All her life, she has lived under the shadow of her warrior siblings, unprepared for the dangers of the real world but the real world has other plans for her. Everyone thinks the biggest problem is the enemy clans that plunder the outskirts of their territories and an alliance with the war alpha would solve the problem. So when the war alpha picks Catriona, the weakest wolf to be his mate, Cat must step up and finally shrug off her parent's overprotection to secure the alliance that they need. They couldn't be more different, she is fair where he is dark, small where he is huge, weak where he is strong and while she wears her heart on her sleeve, the war alpha has no heart to give. Caught between pursuing the love of the stone cold War alpha and settling for the easy love offered by his Beta, Catriona must choose and her choice will break one of thr strong proud men. But what if they have bigger problems than enemy clans and frustrated love? For a thousand years, ancient enemies have slumbered and now they rise with one purpose, to get to Catriona and the potent power that lies dormant in her blood. Alpha Kael has never met an enemy he couldn't vanquish, not until the woman he must protect above all else is in danger and he realizes that against ancient enemies, even he may not be enough to protect Cat. With Cat in danger, the alliance is in danger, the entire werewolf communities are in danger and worse, Alpha Kael must face his new greatest fear of losing the woman with enough love to heal the world... and him.

Every Cinderella story you can ever think of has a sweet and nice romantic ending. Will such be the same fate of Minch and her love quest?. Meet Minch, a beautiful sweet and naive girl who is madly in love with Nick, the handsome and most popular boy in Rowland High school Sevilla in Spain. Every girl wants to date him, and be noticed by him. Unfortunately for Minch she fell among the category. Minch and Nick attend the same high school, but are like cat and rats, but right in the heart of Minch lies deep love for nick. Upon finding out that nick only sees her as a friend and nothing more breaks her heart. Will she ever recover from this heartbreak?.

Joy Gao was an average high school girl who suddenly understood cat’s language when she was about to turn sixteen years old. Then she was told by her father that she was a Shaman. According to the legend, there were Shamans living in the ancient and mysterious Habitat that especially built for Shamans, but there was none that knew where it was located, because the place was protected by powerful magic shield untraveled as yet by anyone who was not chosen. She began her journey to the Nine-Tower in the Habitat to study her spiritual power to become a Shaman. While she was learning in the Habitat, she met the love of her life, her best friend Sunshine Su, and other companions. Together they took the adventure to save the Habitat.