Cat Pun Novels & Stories

Caden saw the stupefied kitten before him--- no, his stupefied kitten face before him, and felt that his human knowledge was overturned into an unrecognizable shape. The kitten had white fur with black spots in every part of its body but the most eye-catching feature of the kitten is its deep emerald green eyes that look like shining. The kitten's tail is long, probably 5 inches, too long for its palm size body. He looked around and felt scared, the only light comes from above, but climbing it seems impossible. Where is he? How did he get here? And... what is happening to him exactly? This doesn't feel like dreaming, but there's no way that everything could be real right? Caden lift his fron

Ankit left his friend's office. Yukio leaned his head back on the desk, brought his fingers over his lips and smiled.... Oriental Gray: I can't do it, I've been taking care of a fine breed kitten that came to my house a couple of weeks ago.... Black Cat: But if the kitty wasn't in your house would you “ "So the fine breed kitty is me, so you think I'm in your way?" Oriental Gray: It's not about the puss, I've only thought about doing it if it's a stable relationship, but for now it's not. Black Cat: What does your kitty say about all that?

“Interesting, like us, but not like us. Are there any werecat colonies or prides in North America?” “Not to my knowledge, Little Luna. But werecats are a pretty unknown underworld phenomenon. There could be a group, or a few groups of them here in North America. We do have large cats here, mountain lions, better known as cougars.” I looked over at Fenrir, “Anything you want to add?” I asked him politely. He wasn’t the one I was mad at. Fenrir wasn’t the one keeping secrets. “Actually yes. Although his, Andrew is his name?”

A woman with black hair and hazel eyes walked up to us with a big smile. "Hi! Welcome to Paws & Claws. How can I help you?" "We're looking for a cat for this cutie here." Wren smiled and waved at the woman. "What kind do you want, pumpkin?" She opened the little gate and let us walk in. The kittens and bigger cats crowded around us, meowing and purring.

I ditch the shirt and socks and slide naked under the covers, sprawling back like a king who’s been temporarily banished from his throne. “Mew.” A puffed-up black furball is glaring at me from the pillow, green eyes full of judgment and betrayal. “Sorry, pal,” I mutter, scooping Doom up and tucking him against my chest. I flip on the TV. Animal Planet. And as if sitting here rock-hard, waiting for a woman to shave her legs, clearly isn’t cruel enough on its own, they show the mating ritual of … cats. Doom sits upright, suddenly very invested, following every word the narrator is saying.

She pulled out the loaded mouser and positioned herself. The Pakhan opened his eyes when a cold metal touched his forehead. He stared at her in the darkness, unaffected by any of this. " Welcome, kitty. " He spoke his voice crystal clear with no trace of sleep " The problem is you are not just a kitty but a wild cat " He laughed at her, Catalina gulped down feeling a little fear. " Don't. Don't move. " She ordered him keeping the gun connected with his head. " I can spill your brain in pieces right now. So better listen to me. " Her voice hinted him no fear.

The large man said with what could only be described as an ‘I told you so’ look. “What about you?” Doc asked Jill. “Are werecats the same way?” Gunny laughed and Jill shook his head. “No. We do have mates, but we are not tied to them like wolves are. And my breed is very…” “He’s a damned tomcat,” Gunny supplied. “Given half the chance, he’ll fuck you and Jack at the same time. And then prowl afterwards.” “I would not,” Jill objected. “I would have a snack and then go prowl.”

Cat was wide-eyed and silent as she listened to me. Her breathing had increased and I could feel her hard cock grinding back against mine. When she finally was able to speak, she breathed out, "This kitten might just be filled up with her man's hot cum by the time they are both satisfied."

“Oh let me be, go away” Kenny tried chasing her cat away but he kept disturbing her. “What is your problem? Let me press my phone please” “Meow! Meow!” the cat cried slowly and glanced at Kenny. “Awww! My little cutie pet. Alright what do you want? Rat? No I can’t get you that, go get one yourself” Kenny said and the cat jumped onto her lap, flipped the phone away with it’s claws and stared at Kenny.

Its fur was a stunning shade of gold, speckled with dark splotches. Rayna leaped on the animal without a second thought, sinking our teeth into its hide as we tossed it to the side. The cat slammed against the base of a tree, and I watched as the tree shuddered and groaned. The cat shook itself off, it’s almond shaped eyes narrowing with intelligence. The cat made this garbled whining sound before crouching low and pouncing. I had time to make out each razor-sharp tooth that protruded from its mouth, along with the thick, sharp claws that jutted out from its feet.