Cat Pun Novels & Stories

The way it meows seems to be saying ‘My, my’. I looked behind. A pair of orange coloured cat eyes reflected the moonlight— which it surprised me. What surprised me is— the cat is normal sized, and it is alone. Compared to the big Cithaeron lions and the enormous Fenrir wolves, this cat`s size is normal to any household pet. It is a black cat. It speaks. Then, this must be the misfortune cat.

Couchs sat against the large windows and a counter wrapped like a horse shoe in the back. "Go take a seat and find your kitten." He told her as he headed for the counter. Willow took a corner spot by the window, gazing around at the beautiful felines that roamed the room. From short haired to long haired. Maine Coons, Siamese, even a few Sphynx scurried about. Willow didn't want to seek one out, instead she wanted one to come to her. One that would recognize what she was and not run away. Like Tiki.

I pursed my lips and think, also trying my best not to move. "Why are they calling you 'Kill' if it's not because you massacred the Otens Pack?" "Really, woman? That's your intro to this conversation? My life?" I shrugged. "I'm intrigued. Once I get curious about something, it claws on the back of my head and I won't be able to forget about it." "Like a cat. Haven't you heard the saying about the curious cats?" I snorted. "I don't really care about the Felidae sayings, I'm a Canidae descendant. So, unless you got sayings related to our ascendants, then hit me with it."

“I know. I will speak to your momma and dads. Lucky is a good man. We need to leave. Erm, what is that thing?” I ask when she shifts in my arms and looks at the big cat. “That is a Patger. She is really sweet.” She says, well I wouldn’t use the word sweet after she has just killed someone and maimed others. But whatever. She kisses my jaw and I look down at her. I lift her higher and move in to kiss her. She pulls away, covering her mouth with her hand.

"It's alright," she said, though she didn't mean it. "Did you hear that, Code? Your name's not so bad after all. Funny how you still ignore me when I call you." Jack chuckled. "What kind of cat is he? He's huge," Jessie asked while stroking Code with open curiosity. "He's a Maine Coon. Also, Ronny bought me that fluffy, intimidating one over there with the blue eyes. That's a Siberian." Jack introduced the cats one by one.

While she may think my cousin still wants to be married and have a happily ever after she doesn’t know his plot yet to make sure they are wed. A cruel truth my investigative team uncovered this morning. I’m not sure now is the right time to tell her though as she clicks her boots around the flat. “Shoot! He’s probably hiding from all the chaos and he hates flowers…. Mittens! Come here baby! Who wants a treat?!” Her high pitched plea yells out. Then there it is. A big fluffy Gray cat with a Maine of a lion, and the paws of large mammal comes out of her room stretching his paws.

This cat, however, had long, narrow pupils, making it seem more like a little king of the mountain that should not be messed with. As such, Angela only dared to feed it; she had no intention of petting it.

Much stronger than they thought, and she gave birth to two huge, healthy, beautiful pups. The one, like Alex, blond with sky-colored eyes, with the power of death, and the other, like Micky, with brown hair and hazel eyes, with the power of life, worming the hearts of everyone. Kat wore a super-mom. She liked to take care of the pups herself. She plans on raising them well. They will be kings one day, but they will fill there people as family, not as servants.

He wasn’t even a dog man and looking at him now, giving Lync so much affection I melt completely. My heart is heavy with happiness and pain for my unforgotten feline, and I just stare at her, seeing more similarity to him now. The little angry face despite purring away. The way her fur starts strong and red and fades to almost white by the time it reaches her tail. Unusual striping and a lot of personality in that silent little stare she has fixed on me.

After a few rings, a female voice comes through the line. "Hello Imperial Veterinary Center, how may I help you?" "Ah yes, I am Hai Rin. Yesterday I book a Norwegian cat breed from your center. Are my cat is ready? I would like to take him tomorrow." "Oh Miss Hai Rin, let me check for a moment." the female voice said and after a silent for a second, she continued again. "Your cat is ready, ma'am. You may come tomorrow." "Wonderful. Thank you," She replied happily. After Hai Rin ended the call, Andy Lu asks her from behind.