Cheating Husbands are Cancer
"To hell with him! And, indeed, hell is what awaits the sort of man who abandons his own wife and family!"
The conspirators exchanged looks amongst themselves, the displeasure evident upon their faces. And yet, as much as they'd like to get in a few choice words here, all they could really do was swallow it down and sulk.
Meanwhile, I was having the time of my life!
It was the perfect moment to add fuel to the fire. "Mom, are you aware that your son has late-stage cancer, and is standing right at death's door?"