Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

When the world was young, the Lord of the Heavens chose ordinary human beings to guard the knowledge of the civilizations. Three beings were gifted with immense power to protect the Chamber only they know where it was hidden. But an evil and malicious being was released from his prison and threatened to destroy the world. And a new set of Guardians have to be chosen. Tivona, Aedre and Parisa were chosen as the new Guardians. Despite their differences, they learned to get along. But...as every person has a past, so is every one of them. And their pasts may be their weakness or their strength to determine their role as Guardians and keeper of the Chamber of knowledge.

Edward Cicero, seorang pemuda yang bertekad menjadi pengacara profesional. Setelah dia masuk ke sekolah hukum, dia mendapatkan kasus pertamanya melawan perusahaan asuransi besar. Pilihannya ada dua: dia harus melakukan segala cara untuk memenangkan kasus tersebut, atau dia harus dikeluarkan dari sekolah hukumnya?

The Pure…rare werewolves with special abilities. Read to see two mates meet and rule a pack together, defending each other and their loved ones against their enemies who are after the gifts blessed upon them by the moon goddess.

Charity was convicted with murder and was sent to jail for ten years. Pinalaki niya ang anak sa loob ng kulungan bago ito kinuha na lang ng basta-basta sa kanya. Ten years later, nakalabas na siya ng kulungan at sinundo ng isang matalik na kaibigan. That's where she will find the children that she once raised and the lover she once left. Simula nun ay unti-unti ng bumalik ang nakaraang ayaw na niyang balikan. Mula sa pinatay niya, sa mga anak niya, sa pamilya, at kung paano niya lahat yun nalampasan. Will the ex-convict really find her peace and start a new beginning?

Si Lorain ay kinikilalang asawa ni winson Durumio isang sikat na mananayaw sa kanilang lugar.Dahil sa taglay nitong ganda at natatanging talinto minahal siya ni winson at Biniyayaan siya ng isang anak na babae.Pero dahil maaga itong nagasawa maaga rin siyang bumitiw bilang mananayaw.Hanggang sa malalaman nalang ni lorain na isa pala itong "Kabit o Mistress" sa isang usap usapan sa kanilang lugar.Paano niya tutuklasin ang kahihiyang kanyang nalaman,sa pagaakala niyang siya ang orihinal na asawa ni Winson Durumio.Sa isang iglap lang mawawala ang lahat sa kanya at ang babaeng makikilala niyang tunay na asawa ni winson ay si Rica Gonzaga ang kinikilala niyang matalik nitong kaibigan.at ang masaklap na katutuhanan ay pinagsabay lang pala ni winson ang dalawang magkaibigan.Ngunit sa bandang huli maiisip ni winson at mararamdaman niyang si lorain talaga ang mahal niya.Tatanggapin pa kaya siya ng babaeng iniibig niya?

CEO ng isang sikat na clothing company si Kylie Fernandes. At the age of 24 ay mas lalo nyang napa lago ang kanilang negosyo na minana nya sa kanyang mga magulang. Samantala si Andrea Salvador naman ay isang kilalang sikat na modelo, dalawang taon ng kasal sa asawang si Bernard.

When Anais marries billionaire Alexander Bennett to fulfill her father's wishes, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who only saw her as a business deal. As they grow closer she begins to wonder, if a marriage built on lies and selfishness can ever survive. Alexander Bennett, a ruthless billionaire, is not someone any one wants to get close to. Unfortunately for Anais, she doesn't have a choice. At the mercy of her family, Anais always has to do what her father says. So when she is forced into a marriage with cold-hearted Alexander Bennett in order to save the family name and legacy, she has to keep up with facade of happy bride and content wife to a husband who is angry, heartbroken and makes no attempt to hide how much he hates her. When situations force them together, the couple get entangled in ways they never expected. As they grow closer they must confront their past lives but could their lonely hearts share the same dream of happiness?

His sinful hands traveled to her waist as she looked at him; her breath hitched as he traced her belly button “You are so vulnerable right now,” his gaze landed on the gunshot wound on her chest, just between her breasts. The fact that she was not wearing a bra right now was very distracting. Even with the scar she was so beautiful. “So are you,” he whispered keeping the gun in her hands. The heat of their graze did not help with the hot atmosphere of the room; this was deadly. “We can’t deceive both agencies,” her murmur was soft, unlike the sound of his harsh breathing. “We can, we will,” He looked straight into her eyes as her lips trembled. So unlikely of the girl she was. “It's a matter of two countries,” she whispered, her last straw against him, she knew she would give up if he had an answer to this. That she would let go of the lust suffocating her insides after this. “It's a matter of two hearts,” her eyes snapped to his immediately. “I can't seem to forget the little girl who took a bullet for me,” He said as her lips parted in shock. “You… knew?” she could not form more words. He could not find himself to answer anything else than a nod, he was deceiving her in the name of love. ‘Ya Allah, why do I have to do this?’ she asked her god taking her eyes away from him for a second. “It's the matter of two hearts, two bodies, two souls…” and two deceivers, the word they both so wanted to add but couldn’t. “Have me,” He whispered. “Take me,” she obliged In which she deceived him before he could deceive her

" When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with Somebody, you want the rest of your life to start soon as possible."

Turning rogues into tamed beasts, it's a near-impossible job, but nothing is impossible anymore. Melody was a loved sister, a kind soul until the sickness got the best of her. Doctor James made it his life mission to heal those rogues, to bring them back to society. Would he and his crew be able to bring Melody back, or would they break her in the journey? This story contains cgl,ddlg, fluff! Apologies for any misspelling and grammar mistakes.