Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Lelaki itu ternyata bukan Garuda. Lelaki itu ternyata bukanlah suami asli Bela, padahal wajah mereka sama persis. Semuanya berawal dari Garuda yang menderita sakit keras dan harus menjalani pengobatan. Agar Bela, istrinya, tidak tau mengenai kondisinya, Garuda meminta Elang untuk menggantikan posisinya. Elang adalah saudara kembar Garuda. Elang adalah seorang lelaki yang menaruh banyak dendam untuk Garuda dan ibunya, jadi Elang menggunakan kesempatan itu untuk membalas dendam. Dia berpura-pura hidup dengan Bela sebagai Garuda, namun dia menyiksa batin gadis SMA itu di tengah perannya. Tapi siapa yang pernah tau bahwa kesabaran dan kelembutan Bela akhirnya meluluhkan Elang, sampai membuatnya jatuh cinta pada Bela? Lalu bagaimana dengan nasib Garuda? Dan apa yang akan dilakukan Bela jika dia tau bahwa suami yang tinggal di rumahnya adalah Elang?

"You are nothing but a Sperm Donor." "But I am your Sperm Donor." After helping deliver dozens of babies into the world, midwife Anna Johnson is longing for her child. Since her luck has always proven itself unuseful in bed, she turns to sperm donation as one last futile attempt to have a child. The donor she chooses from the catalog seems to be the perfect match - cute, college-educated, creamy, topped with a pair of the most mesmerizing brown eyes she's ever seen. Little does Anna know that the man behind the file is entirely unaware of this whole ordeal, as a cause of a drunken dare. When Daniel Williams finds out about this, things are bound to go down. WATTPAD BEINGZANYAROSS

The Huntress is the continuation of the story Hunter's Revenge. The Huntress is the third installment of the Hunted Trilogy. Hunter's Revenge is the story of how Hunter and Sienna met and the trials their relationship goes through. It's also a transformative story in which Sienna goes from being the innocent Stone Princess to a suspected killer. After the death of her best friend, Sienna's life is never the same. Sienna blames herself for her part in Rylee's death and begins a journey to fulfill Rylee's dreams, giving up on her previous aspirations. Hunter's Revenge ends when Sienna is placed in a pivotal moment. She can either decide to go back to living her Princess lifestyle, or she can choose to fight for what she believes in. The Huntress is the story of the birth of the new Sienna. The powerful assassin that doesn't let anything get in her way. How far will Sienna go in the name of justice, and will she get the love she so desperately craves from Hunter? Or will she be forced to move on? They say if you love something, you should set it free. But what if that very act is what denies you of your true happiness?

A Supreme Lord with a dangerous thirst for power... A woman with no success in love... A man who is more than he seems... Gwendolyn lived a very simple life. As a songwriter, she was comfortable in her monotonous and somewhat sad existence. But that took a huge turn when she encountered Tyron... Tyron, the outcast prince of his realm, has been sent on a journey to find THE ABOMINATION; the one prophesied to cause the downfall of his supreme Lord. It was a task that might either get him his father's throne, or cause him to lose his head. But his encounter with the sad song writer pushes him to take steps he never thought of taking... In order to protect the four realms from the greedy eyes of Tyron's father, these two have to go on a journey that will test their trust and budding love... But what if things don't go as planned?

They are light's chosen. Heralds of justice, light's weapon against all evil. The paladins hold power and knowledge bestowed upon them by the light—Their presence brings forth hope to every race in the world of Palmor. One such paladin was once a princess beloved by her kingdom. A kingdom in ruins after a swarm of the rising dead suddenly appeared at its very heart, ripping through every life in their path. Maria is her name. She embarked on a path to recover the lands she had lost with the help of heroes that stood side by side with her against the creatures threatening to destroy this world.

Makenzie, born of human and vampire. she is the only of her kind. by day she lives like a human and by night she's a vicious vampire slayer. one night of patrolling, she stumbles upon a young woman, trapped in a dark alley by a group of vampires. Anita, an orphan since birth, has no one. she works nights at a 24hr restaurant/bar as a waitress. she keeps to herself having never had anyone to show her love. one night she was walking home from work when a group of vampires corner her in alley.

"Say it!" He ordered "Lucas.." She whimpered at his knowing hand between her thighs. "Good girl" Jessica despised him, for ordering her around, he was almost everything she hated ..but oh his so sweet touch...

A young princess who has lived all her life protected from the outside world is suddenly tossed into a world of vampires and other supernatural creatures.The harsh reality of her life is astonishing and quite unnerving.Deep and hidden truths of her life will be uncovered, a brewing romance between her and her captor.Will she come out unscathed?

They are brothers. Not just any type of brothers, but the hottest, richest and most popular boys in the whole of New Orleans. But despite all of their good looks and fame, they have a bad side. They are playboys to the core. Girls to them are like tissue paper, once used should be discarded immediately. But all of that is about to come to a standstill. Her name is Natalie Maddox or "Natty" as her friends call her. The perfect example of a rogue girl, she leaves her troublesome but perfect life in Middesville to settle in New Orleans. Of all the schools in the area to choose from, she has her eyes set on the school, the Anderson brothers attend. She's heard all about the boys and thinks it'll be fun to play around them for a while. Placing a bet, the brothers agree as it is a step up their reputation. What they don't know us the kind of disaster it will bring to both brothers. The boys have gotten their hearts hardened, as they don't think about anyone other than themselves. But if love is a game to them, MAY THE BEST PLAYER WIN...

Nag- lalaro ang mag kakaibigan ng Truth or Dare. Hindi aakalain ni Lea Kristine, na maturo siyang mai-dare ng kaniyang mga kaibigan na halikan si Mark Samuel Montecillo. Kagustuhan ni Leah na maitawid ang Dare, kaya't pumunta siya sa silid ng binata at ginawa ang dare sakaniya. Hindi lamang isang simpleng halik ang naibigay niya dito, kundi ang kaniyang sarili sa binata. Paano kong mag-bunga ang Dare lamang na? Makakaya niya kayang harapin na maagang mabuntis, at the age of 19? Paano kong bumalik muli ang dating mahal ni Mark Samuel? Makakaya niya kayang parayain na lang ang lalaking mahal niya?