Chicken Cross The Road Jokes

Kingdoms end. Heroes die. Castles fall to ruins and time forgets. But one touch and she sees it all. One look and he knows she is the one. Mira was special. So special that since childhood she had been taught to hide her gift. Tyne was one of the last of his kind. Hunted to virtual extinction by jealous and power hungry men. His kind had hidden themselves away for centuries. Until now.

The game est un peu différent de mes autres histoires car c'est une histoire contenant plusieurs personnages mais différents dans leurs comportements, différents dans leurs actes, différents dans leurs agissements et différents dans leurs façon de penser...ces individus de genres différentes vont finir par se rencontrer un à un comme par hasard comment ça va se passer ? Entre mensonge, coup bas, trahison et drame, bienvenue dans the game...

The crown is a story of a princess who has been raised differently from others like her. She was taught to hold a weapon in her hand and wield it against any threat that comes in her way. Soon, she is crowned to be queen, and instead of finding a king to lead the kingdom, she independently breaks tradition and leads her way. Until one day, she finds herself falling for someone that could shatter every bit of power she has. Will she let love conquer and lose her reign? Or will she let power continue to grow within her veins of the kingdom? (Note: this is still in progress and I may have a busy schedule but I am looking forward to what you all have to say about this story. Let me know and feel free to speak your mind out! They mean a lot to me!)

To get his probing mother off his back, Billionaire Nathan Tocci hires a one time girl to fool his mother Into believing he's making the best of his life. Even deals don't that way and in the blink of an eye, Nathan is bound to a woman he barely knows. However, all is not as it seems. Even the innocent can't resist the wiles of money or revenge.

"What!" Ethan says in his all too familiar deep rude voice. "You hit me, which caused my coffee to spill all over me," I say, pointing out the obvious. "So, what do you want me to do about it," He speaks like he has done nothing wrong "You are supposed to say sorry," I say in a duh tone "And why should I." "Because that is what people with manners do." "I know that, but you don't deserve sorry from me." "Wow, really, and why is that." "Because black bitches like you don't deserve it." "I have told you times without number to stop calling me that," I say getting angry with his insults "Make me," Ethan says, taking a dangerous step closer to me. I don't say anything, but hiss and walk past him. I don't know why I even expected him to say anything better. It is Ethan, after all. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a story about two people who knew how to express the word hate more than anything else to one another. Ethan hates Adina more than anything in the world and would give anything to see her perish into thin air. While on the other hand Adina could careless about Ethan other than the fact that she won't let him walk all over her with his arrogant character. What happens when a big incident changes all that. How do these two different people deal with a feeling that is supposed to be forbidden to feel for the each other. Read to find out how the person you hate the most is the one person you can love the most.

Paige was reassigned to a new boss. She had zero clue as to what she was walking into. However right from the start that spark was there and it turned into a flame that could burst into a raging fire at anytime. She had to wonder if they would actually ever get any work done. When the two meet everything goes right for the both of them changing their lives for the better as long as they continue to work together. When huge life decisions loom in front of them it was easier to accept them because the other was there. A Cinderella story with a few twists and turns that shows that love has no time table.

Nabulag si Czarina sa isang malagim na aksidente. Dahil dito ay lumayo ang loob n'ya sa lahat. Ang dating masiyahin at palatawang si Czarina ay naging tahimik at mailap. Imbes na mawalan ng pag-asa ay hindi siya sumuko at nilabanan ang hamon ng buhay, kasama ng mga magulang na sumusuporta sa kanya. Pinangako rin n'ya sa sarili na kapag nakakita ay hahanapin ang taong sangkot kung bakit siya bulag ngayon. Subalit ang tila kuntento na niyang buhay ay napalitan ng sakit at dalamhati nang sabay na mamatay ang mga magulang sa parehong aksidente. Czarina was left alone in the dark. Tila binagsakan siya ng langit at lupa dahil sa pangyayaring iyon. Hindi rin n'ya alam kung paano magsisimula muli. Ngunit isang araw ay nagpakilala sa kanya si Attorney. Mauricio De Cardenas. Siya raw ang pinagkakatiwalaan ng kaniyang Ama. Pati na rin sa mga naiwan nitong ari-arian. Kaya ganoon na lamang ang pagdududa n'ya sa taong ito, lalo pa't ibinilin siya dito ng kaniyang Ama bilang maging legal guardian n'ya. Labag man sa loob ang naging desisyon ng Ama ay wala siyang nagawa. Hindi man magkasundo at parang aso't pusa ay tila nakadikit na sa kanya ang amoy nito. He always make her feel uncomfortable whenever he's around. Her heart was unexpectedly thumping hard against her chest everytime she hears his soft voice and smell his sweet scent. How can Czarina resist his charm. Kung sa umpisa palang ay binihag na nito ang natutulog niyang puso? Paano kung sa pagbabalik ng kaniyang paningin ay tumambad sa kanya ang isang katotohang si Mauricio ang dahilan kung bakit siya nabulag? Kaya ba niyang tanggapin ang sakit at kalimutan ang pangakong paghihiganti para sa tinatawag na pag-ibig?

Everything in my life was going so well until that fateful day of my wedding. The day that was supposed to be the happiest turned into mourning for me. I thought Felix truly loved me, only for him to confess to me that he was in love with another woman. I was so heartbroken to the point that I did the unthinkable. All I knew was that I had lost all hope in living again, especially after finding out that I was expectant to the man who humiliated me the most in this life.

Isa lamang ang nais makamit ni Saxira at iyon ay ang mahanap niya ang pumatay sa kaniyang lola matagal na panahon na ang nakalilipas. Siya ay mayroong espesyal na kakayahan at iyon ay ang nakikita niya ang mga taong mamamatay sa pamamagitan ng kaniyang mga panaginip. Bukod pa rito, nakikita rin niya ang mga sundo ng kamatayan o tinatawag na soul reapers. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nakilala niya ang isang cold at masungit na soul reaper na si Xyu. Isang link na sumpa ang nag-uugnay sa kanilang pandama. Dahil sa sumpang ito, nag-desisyon sila na humanap ng paraan kung paano ito mapuputol ngunit ito pala ay magiging susi upang matuklasan ang mga krimeng naganap ilang taon na ang nakalilipas. Isang mapait na krimen na magbibigay linaw sa kanilang tunay na pagkatao. Sino nga ba talaga sila at ano ang kanilang nakaraan sa likod ng krimen na kanilang matutuklasan?

Snow was determined to break the mould. She was going to be the first woman in her long family line not to join The Academy and become a Vampire Hunter. She was set on this ever since she could speak. But when her mother is killed by a Vampire when Snow is only 12 years old, everything changes. Snow is renowned in the Hunting world,. She's only 28 years old and her kill count is one of the highest they have ever seen. Little do they know the only kill count they have access to is the contracted kill counts that are recorded. She's almost double that number of un-contracted kills. Revenge is the only thing she ever thinks about, and who can blame her? Her next kill is Damien… Mr. Edge Enterprises. He's a high priority kill with a 3 million dollar payout. Something is different about him though, something Snow can't quite place. Killing him would prove to be a lot more difficult than she expected. There is much she doesn't know when it comes to Damien… And even more that he isn't telling her. To make things worse, she finds out that The Academy is harboring a multitude of secrets… Snow has to make an inherently difficult choice. Will she choose the man she barely knows, and is supposed to have already killed? Or will she choose The Academy? The place who took her in after her moms death, and taught her everything she's ever known? Follow us as we traverse the mind of a woman scorned. Who's hellbent on revenge while she tries to justify the feelings she shouldn't have, for the man who she should have already killed. Rating 18+ for language, violence, and graphic sexual content.