The Haunted Vibrator
Ashamed, he scolded his body for becoming such a cock slut.
Ding!
Thankfully, the smell of well-baked pizza saved him from the gutters, and Joe happily welcomed the distraction. He grabbed some oven mitts and served dinner. It was one of the things he was happy about after breaking up with Mike. Ever since he lived alone, Joe started buying pizzas with pineapples on them. His weird ex-boyfriend hated Hawaiian pizza for some reason with passion, claiming pineapples should only belong in Pina Coladas. However, Joe disagreed. They tasted great with chicken and ham too!