Ravished by the Beasts
It would be just my luck to be given a carrier pigeon to send messages back and forth.
"We've never been there, have we, Gordon?" Joanne's mum, Norah asked.
Gordon pressed his lips together as he thought. "Isn't that the one that serves cowboy food?"
"That's the one," Joanne replied, rolling her eyes. "Honestly, Dad. Cowboy food." She chortled.
"I bet our Izzy will get to experience the real deal over the pond," my dad added, "Real cowboy food." He beamed.