I was never Human
My eyes scanned back and forth between the two, before it all clicked.
"Oh you gotta be shitting me!! You're her damn mate!! See, now I know God has it out for me. Kera gets this mountain of a man, who's steeped in chocolatety goodness, but my ass gets all the assorted flavors!! I like chocolate too, dammit!!"
I said, folding my arms over my chest. The girls all cracked up, but I was dead serious. I love a good Hershey bar. The guy, I guess, finally heard me and started laughing. I immediately cut my eyes to him.