Getting Lucky
Apparently, he even knew how to use them.
The pancakes weren’t half bad either, though I really didn’t want to know why he kept a can of whipped cream in his fridge. I shuddered to think he bought it to lick it off some supermodel-socialite hybrid’s perfect, skinny body. Which was why I shoved the thought away so hard, I nearly gave myself mental whiplash.
If such a thing even existed, which it obviously didn’t. Or maybe it did. I didn't know. Crap on a mudpie.