You Want My Crown? Fine, Take the Trash Too
After over two decades of living, I finally met someone who dared to act cocky before me. Amused, I tilted my head and asked calmly, "What did you want me to say? I didn't hear you the first time."
"Great. You're deaf, too. Listen carefully, alright? 'I'm a useless bitch!' See? It's not that hard."
I burst into laughter. "Okay. I heard you loud and clear now. Since you're a useless bitch, why don't you just step aside and be where you need to be? You're in my way."