Contoh Materi Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pemula

Anak adalah sebuah anugerah dan kesempurnaan dalam sebuah ikatan rumah tangga. Calista dan Fadli sudah menikah hampir 10 tahun, namun mereka belum di karuniai seorang anak. Hingga pada suatu hari, papa dari Fadli ingin memberikan warisan kepadanya, tapi Fadli harus mempunyai anak terlebih dahulu. Papa Zahid memberi waktu hanya satu setengah tahun saja untuk Fadli dan Calista. Hingga akhirnya, munculah ide gila Calista, yang meminta Fadli untuk menghamili sang adik. "Apa kamu gila, sayang? Kamu memintaku menanamkan benihku di rahim wanita lain? Apa kamu sudah kehilangan akal, hah!" Fadli. "Tidak ada cara lain, Mas. Anggap saja kita membeli rahim adikku. Kan kamu tahu, jika Jihan sedang butuh uang? Dan aku sangat yakin, jika dia mau." Calista Bagaimanakah reaksi Jihan, saat Calista membeli rahimnya? Apakah Jihan setuju dan mau menjualnya? Bagaimanakah kisah mereka?

Hari yang seharusnya menjadi hari paling bahagia menjadi hari paling menyedihkan bagi seorang gadis yang bernama Hana. Calon mempelai pria memutuskan untuk membatalkan pernikahan mereka pada hari H karena suatu hal. Keluarga Hana sampai putus asa dan bersedih, hingga Pria saudara dari Hana membawa sebilah parang naik ke atas pelaminan untuk menentang calon suami yang rumahnya tepat ada di depan rumah mereka, sayang pria pengecut itu telah pergi. Saudara Hana membuat sayembara barang siapa yang mau menikahi adiknya, menggantikan pengantin pria akan diberikan mobil mewah. Tanpa diduga maju seorang pria bernama Hada dengan pernuh keyakinan. Ia menawarkan diri untuk menjadi pengantin pengganti di sana. Akhirnya Hana menikah dengan pria asing yang bernama Hada. Pihak keluarga mengucapkan terimakasih karena Hada mau menggantikan posisi tunangan Hana. Hanya saja semua merasa heran saat Hada menolak hadiah mobil mewah pemberian keluarga Hana. Di malam pengantin, Hana baru menyadari kalau ternyata Hada adalah pria di masa lalunya. Saat SMP Hana sempat menolak Hana mentah-mentah karena saat itu pria itu sangat jelek dan dekil. Hada memang sejak dulu menaruh hati pada sosok Hana. Kejutan terjadi saat Hana mendengar pengakuan Hada kalau dia ternyata seorang office boy di universitas Hana menimba ilmu. Gadis itu merasa malu karena ternyata suaminya hanya seorang petugas kebersihan sekolah. Hada mengajak Hana untuk tinggal di rumahnya. Di sini Hana juga baru tahu, kalau ternyata Hada tinggal di rumah yang sangat sederhana dan ibunya seorang tunanetra. Gadis itu terenyuh melihat keadaan ibu mertuanya. Saat akan tidur, Hada meminta Hana tidur di atas kasur, sementara ia tidur di atas ambal. Laki-laki itu tidak memaksa Hana supaya mau melayaninya sebagai seorang istri. Di sini Hana mengatakan kalau ia tidak ingin semua orang yang ada di kampus tahu kalau ternyata mereka adalah pasangan suami istri. Dengan terpaksa Hada menyanggupi. Bagaimana kisah mereka selanjutnya? Di jamin seru!

Wulan hanyalah anak haram. Kehadirannya sudah pasti tidak disenangi. Dia dijadikan tumbal, harus bersedia menikahi Tuan Muda Cacat demi menyelamatkan perusahaan sang ayah. Dia tidak bisa menolak. Tetapi pernikahannya ini, justru merubah seluruh kehidupannya dan Tuan muda cacat itu. “Dia diracuni!” Kata Wulan, ketika mengetahui kondisi suaminya. “Kalau begitu, tolong selamatkan Tuan muda!” Mohon bibi pengasuh. “Jadilah istriku satu-satunya dan untuk selamanya. Akan kuberikan seluruh kebahagiaan untukmu.” Pinta Tuan Muda Saka, setelah dia sembuh dari cacatnya.

Naomi is a 22 years old woman who suffers in lots of problems cause by one of the company’s site explosion. To help their company survive, she needs to marry Maxwell from the Willford’s clan to solve the company’s scandalous gossips while her father is laying in the hospital bed half dead. Everything went fine, not until Shekinah joins the scene and ruin their marriage with the help of Maxine, Maxwell’s sister. Xian Khairro also invade the relationship of Maxwell and Naomi, he also wants to ruin Maxwell’s image and get Naomi all for himself. He kidnapped Naomi and killed Maxwell through the yatch explosion. Will Naomi’s father be able to survive from the threat of death? What will happen to Naomi after knowing that the man she really love died from saving her? Is Maxwell really dead? If yes, how will Naomi continue her journey without Maxwell? What if Maxwell is still alive, how did he able to survive from the yatch explosion?

"Apalagi yang kamu pikirkan, Sayang? Aku cukup bahagia bisa memandangmu dengan senyum yang tidak lari dari bibir manismu," ungkap Fariz. Salma Ashana dan Fariz Abidzar Mikamilny. Dua manusia yang bersatu dari jalur yang berbeda. Si perempuan mode santri, si laki mode CEO. Si perempuan penyabar, si laki pemarah. Giliran Fariz bercanda masalah gay, justru dianggap serius oleh Salma yang mengakibatkan drama perjodohan dan kampus. Lantas, apakah mereka bisa bersatu selamanya?

Hidup Ilona hancur saat menerima kenyataan bahwa anak yang dilahirkan ternyata tidak bisa diselamatkan. Parahnya, sang suami justru menceraikanya saat tengah berduka. Kala Ilona hampir menyerah, tangisan seorang bayi yang membutuhkan ASI menyadarkan Ilona. Ia pun bersedia dijadikan Ibu Susu untuk sang bayi, sampai ia menemukan bahwa ... ayah si bayi adalah Egar, seorang presdir tampan dan mantan kekasih Ilona yang telah mencampakkannya, hanya karena sebuah fitnah! Lantas, bagaimana nasib Ilona?

Alcohol and heartbreak are definitely not a good combo. Too bad I learned that a little too late. I’m Tessa Beckett and I painfully got dumped by my boyfriend of three years. That led me to get drunk at a bar and have a one-night stand with a stranger. Before he would see me as a slut the next day,I paid him for the sex and deeply insulted his ability to please me. But this stranger turned out to be my new boss!

Twisting her hands backward, he took her till the walls. "You did'nt leave till now?" That man questions her as he leaned to her face. "Mmm...... Mmmmm....... Please leave my hand...... Leave it..." "I won't listen to you once today. I gave you once chance." He said coming close to her in a low and bossy tone. Anna smelled the strong smell of wine. It was obvious that he was more drunk than Anna. She could strongly feel his warm breaths across her face. Her start started to beat more faster than before. "But see.... You came back to me.... Now even if you want to leave me, I won't let you leave me." Anna tried hard to leave from his grip but he pulled her towards him. He kept his lips on her lips. By this sudden kiss Anna's eyes widened. She did'nt expect something like this. That man started to kiss her wildly. She started to suffocate by his wild kiss. She tried to free herself from him but was unsuccessful. He stopped for a moment and then took her face in between his hands. Both were standing too close to each other, so close that they could hear each others heartbeat but due to the darkness in the room both were unable to see each other. "You wanted this, right? You wanted me to love you endlessly" "Yes..... Yes.... I.....wanted.... to..... but....." She was trembling as she spoke.

The day my husband left the country on a business trip with his assistant, I learned—by sheer accident—that his archenemy was plotting revenge overseas. Without a second thought, I raced to the airport and stopped him from boarding the plane. But his assistant went ahead, alone. And over there, she was killed brutally. Not a trace of her remains was ever found. When my husband received the news, he fell apart. Wracked with guilt, eaten alive by remorse, he spiraled into a relentless, violent mania. In the past three years, I'd been in and out of hospitals more times than I could count because of him. And this time, he pushed me so far—I lost our child. Then I overheard a conversation between him and his secretary. "Sir, Casey is still alive. Why keep pretending you're sick? Aren't you afraid your wife will find out and leave you?" "Leave me? What right does she have to be angry?" He laughed coldly. "If she hadn't stopped me from going abroad, Casey would've never been lured away by that bastard. Everything Linda's suffering now—she brought it on herself."

Arielle scored the most lucrative deal of her career and decided to celebrate it with a two-week vacation touring another continent. In her plans to let loose for the first time in her life, she has a one-night stand with a fellow tourist. The next day she left him with a simple goodbye note thinking they would never see each other again. __ Thomas finally managed to squeeze a two-week vacation after five years of grueling his ass for his family business. His plans to relax take a detour when he meets a fascinating tourist enjoying herself alone. After they tangled in bed, she left him with the intention of never crossing paths again, which he is more than happy to oblige. Her non-clingy attitude increases his estimation of her. __ But fate has other plans as he turns out to be her employer for her biggest deal yet. They are both contracted to work together for the next six months. As the sparks fly, where would it lead them?