Contoh Stand Up Comedy Tentang Jomblo

Paano kung isang araw ang tahimik mong buhay ay biglang mag bago. Paano kung malaman mo na pinagkasundo ka palang ipakasal ng parents mo sa anak nang kasosyo nila sa negosyo. Paano kung malaman mo rin na hindi lang sya basta babae kung hindi isa mo rin siyang Professor? At hindi lang basta Professor mo ito kundi isang dyosang Professor na kinakatakutan sa inyong school. Paano kung isang araw magising kanalang na mahal mo na ito? Makaya mo kayang balikuin ang isang Ms. Jane San Gabriel na ubod ng maldita at para sa iyo ay anak ni Lucifer?

Triana Allende was living a fairy tale life until her father passed away. Everything fell apart when her mother arranged her marriage to the only son of a conglomerate to save their dying business—Devance Chaudhary. Meanwhile, Devance is against arranged marriage, but his father threatens to disinherit him if he doesn’t marry the daughter of his old friend. Devance is prepared to move heaven and hell to oppose his marriage to a stranger until he meets Triana. He bids the highest price that she could not refuse, even though she is engaged to someone else. Can love blossom between them? Because their presence together spells disaster!

Maria Vienna Schneider is a ghost in the underworld-a second-ranked mafia member who moves unseen, striking with deadly precision. Sa araw, siya ay nagtatago sa maskara ng isang hindi kapansin-pansing nerd, isang pantakip na nagtatago ng kanyang tunay na pagkakakilanlan. Ngunit ang kanyang pinakabagong misyon ay naiiba sa lahat ng kanyang hinarap. Ngayong pagkakataon, hindi siya ipinadala para pumatay. Ipinadala siya upang may protektahan. Her mission? Draven Monticello. Heir of Monticellos, a man marked for death by enemies lurking in the shadows... and the man she's secretly loved for years. Upang maprotektahan si Draven, kailangang gawin ni Mavis ang hindi niya kailan man maisip na magagawa niya—to marry Draven. Bound by duty and deception, she enters a forced marriage with a man who despises her, unaware of the woman behind the mask. Ang bawat sandali kasama si Draven ay parehong isang pahirap at isang kasiyahan, isang masalimuot na sayaw sa pagitan ng tungkulin at pagnanasa. Ngunit habang lumalabo ang mga linya ng kanyang misyon at ng kanyang puso, nalagay siya sa sitwasyon kung saan kailangan niyang mamili. Manatili sa tabi ng lalaking hindi siya kayang mahalin, at isugal ang sarili niyang kapakanan upang si Draven ay protektahan? O ang magparaya at lumayo, bago ang mga lihim na kanyang tinatago ay sirain silang dalawa? In a world where love is dangerous and betrayal is inevitable, Mavis must decide. . . will she fight for the man she can never have, or sacrifice her heart to keep him safe?

Thea was thrown out of her house and disowned by her own family after having a one-night stand with a man she didn't know. She has to be responsible for her drunken mistake and take responsibility for her children. Years after that night, she'll meet the man she had shared a night with-her children's father. Who happened to be the most influential businessman. WARNING: This story has not yet been edited. So, If you are looking for the perfect story. Then, don't read this. Because you might not like the story. This is my first ever completed story. You may encounter grammatical and typographical errors.

It was never supposed to be painful and depressing. A stupid mistake she knows that. After all, Jude Murray was her boss, and falling in love with him wasn't in her job description. But can they blame her? A little moth-like her couldn't stay away from fire even if it burns. And so their journey begins. Mary Jane Austen, the assistant secretary of the cold billionaire. One mistake, she left him for good. However, two years later they met again. “... You, you hurt me Jude. You made me look so small with all that whore you f*ck inside your office while I was just a foot away from your door...you! You are a heartless assh*le who didn't even realized that I was hurting.” Saad niyang nagpapahid na ng luha. “... How could you?” Sigaw niyang dagdag habang ang luha ay nag uunahang pumatak, na para bagang ilog na dumadaloy na lamang ng walang katapusan.

Feeling pogi at suplado, ganyan i-describe ni Belle ang ultra rich at most sought after bachelor na si Zyrone Craig. Kaya nang masaksihan niya mismo ang hindi pagsipot ng fiancee nito sa tinaguriang wedding of the year ng mga ito, kulang na lang ay magpa-fiesta siya dahil naniniwala siyang deserve na deserve iyon ng hambog na binata. Tuloy-tuloy na sana ang kanyang pagbubunyi kaso habang tinatakasan nito ang makukulit na taga-media para sa isang exclusive interview, walang sabi-sabing isinama siya nito sa pag-eeskapo. Nadamay siya tuloy sa magulong buhay nito kahit hindi niya plinano. Isusumpa na sana niya ito dahil sa dinala nitong gulo sa buhay niya kaso, naging sabaw lahat ng braincells niya nang bigla siya nitong alukin ng kasal. At take note, um-oo siya! Kung anong nangyari, hindi siya sigurado. Basta ang alam lang niya, nang unang beses siyang halikan ni Zyrone, parang gusto niya ng take-two. At habang tumatagal, nararamdaman din niya na parang hindi na rin masama kung silang dalawa nga ang forever ng each other. Kaya lang, mukhang mahihirapan silang ma-achieve ang happy every after kung maraming sikretong nakapagitan sa kanilang dalawa dahil nga sa parehas silang stranger.

(Jackson Gray's Story) Mereya was unable to face her long-term partner after a one-night mistake. She slept with a stranger whom she thought was her boyfriend, and it happened to be Jackson Gray, the town's hottest bachelor! Worse, she became pregnant as a result of one dark night! The next morning, she was kidnapped by the father of her child. Things heat up when Jackson asks for her hand in exchange of the truth—the truth about her father's death, the truth about her boyfriend's fiancee, and the truth about her real identity! "Marry me, and I will free you from all the lies and pain; be my queen, and let us destroy them together," Jackson murmured solemnly as he caressed Mereya's body. They thought everything's fine until nights became darker. Mapaninindigan ba nila ang pagmamahalang nabuo dahil sa mga pagkakamali o maghihiwalay sila ng landas na parang hindi sila nagkakilala kailanman? -------- GRAY SERIES 1 ONE NIGHT LOVE (TAGALOG) BOOK 1, 2 and 3 - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 2 ONE NIGHT DARKER (TAGALOG) - COMPLETED GRAY SERIES 3 LONGING FOR MY EX-WIFE'S RETURN - COMPLETED

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 1] Xianelle Hearter Daza was in love to a man she never expect to easily fall in love with her. They're opposite to each other. She came from the wealthy family with the strict and dominant that’s why there relationship was secret. She love him the most that’s why she even give herself on him without hesitation. The next day, after they shared the memorable night. He didn’t show himself to her. She even lost communication for a month. Until one day she discover that her boyfriend got her pregnant! Money. Fame and businesses is valuable to her parents. Her father believe that she's carrying the child of shameless guy and disgrace to the family. She still had a choice to save her child. And that is to be with the father of her baby. But she never expect that her boyfriend will say; “Abort it, Xianelle. If you value that kid more than the good life you had, well, I’m not that stupid as you are. I’m not going to choose you and your kid over my family reputation.” —Klint Axis Salvador. Ngunit paano kung sa muli nilang pagkikita alokin siya nito ng malaking halaga kapalit ng isang supling na babae. Is she can forever hide Alizardior Klinton Axis “AKAS” Salvador Pendilton’s unwanted son?

Ganoon na lamang ang pagtutol ni Aleya nang ma-assigned siyang bodyguard ng binatang playboy na anak ng isang makapangyarihang pulitiko sa bansa. She hates playboy at minalas pang mapunta sa kanya ang trabahong ito. Na-challenge naman si Enrique dahil ngayon pa lamang siya nakakita ng babaeng hindi nag-swoon sa angkin niyang kakisigan kaya nangako siya na makukuha niya ang napakaganda at nakapaka-sexy niyang bodyguard samantalang ipinangako naman ni Aleya sa kanyang sarili na hinding-hindi siya mahuhulog sa bitag ng playboy na binata. Pilit niyang pinairal ang pagiging professional niya sa trabaho, ngunit kaya nga ba niyang paglabanan ang ginagawang panunukso sa kanya ng playboy niyang binabantayan?

Isang simple at introvert na probinsiyana at isang guwapong playboy at may ari ng isang malaki at sikát na kumpanya, ang nagtagpo ang mga landas. Bagaman hindi pansinin at mababa lang ang kanyang pinaggalingan, hindi inaasahan ni marigold na matitipuhan siya ng isang Chardon Atanante. Ngunit dahil nalalaman niyang playboy ito at halos araw araw kung magpalit ito ng nobya ay hindi na umasa at nag assume pa si marigold. Kahit na a attract pa siya dito ay hindi na lang niya pinapansin ang kanyang nararamdaman at ipinagkikibit-balikat na lang niya ito. Ngunit, paano kung ang mapag dominang CEO ay ipagpilitan ang kanyang sarili kay marigold at ituring siya na parang pag aari na siya nito, may magagawa kaya si marigold? Ipagtatabuyan ba niya ito? "Everything in this company are mine, including you! Kaya pirmahan mo na 'tong contract to make you legally mine." — Chardon💕