My Best Friend's Dad
PL Waitesyour daughter calls me daddy too
Think about something, make up something, Enola.
Me: Mr Crane, I am not talking about you, I am talking about someone else.
Crane: Who is someone else? Last time I checked, I have a letter C tattooed on my arm. That was in your essay.
F^ck! I am screwed.
Me: Mr Crane, I can explain...It's not what you think.
Crane: Oh, it is exactly what I think it is. I am coming over to you so that you can explain to me. I will let you know how I explore, because my ways of exploring are more than what you can ever imagine.