Corny Jokes Tagalog Tanong

"Be my wife, Lisa?" walang emosyong tanong ni Fier. He is a happy go lucky man. A womanizer at walang balak mag-seryoso sa buhay. Kaya naman ang mga magulang nito ay nag-aalala sa kanilang pinakamamahal na endangered name-- Madrigal. Siya ang nag-iisang anak at bukod tanging magbibigay ng mga susunod na henerasyon ng mga Madrigal's ngunit walang siyang balak mag-asawa. Gusto lang niyang magpakasarap sa mga babaeng nakakasama na walang sakit sa ulong tinatawag na "pag-ibig." Dahil doon, inalisan siya ng mana ng kanyang mga magulang at ibibigay na lamang ito sa mga charity homes na kanilang sinusuportahan. Hanggang sa makilala niya itong isang inosente at amoy isdang babae na sagot pala sa kanyang mga problema. His paper wife-- Lisa. Fier and Lisa Story

"Kapag lumalapit ang isang tao sa'yo tapos..tapos..biglang bumibilis ang tibok ng puso mo---" hindi ko na naituloy ang sunod ko pang sasabihin dahil pinutol na niya at diretso siyang sumagot. "Inlove! You're inlove with him!!" "Inlove? S-sure ka?W-walang halong biro?" nakakunot na noo na tanong ko. "Oo. Inlove ka. Bakit? Kanino mo nararamdaman 'yan?" "Ah. Eh. Nevermind." sagot ko na parang walang pakialam sa sinabi niya. Inlove. It can't be. "Kay stranger ka inlove?" "Hindi! Hindi!" agad kong sagot. Sa dinami-dami ba naman ng pangalan na sabihin niya kay stranger pa talaga. ----------------------------------- Basahin ang storya ni Mesaiyah na ikinasal sa estrangherong tagapagmana ng Yakuza. Tunghayan kung paano siya unti-unting mahuhulog dito.

Nang malaman ni Elira na si Gavin Cordova, na hindi lamang kaibigan ng kanyang amang matagal na niyang kinamuhian, kundi siya rin palang ninong niya — ay gumuho ang tiwala niya. Pakiramdam niya, isa lang siyang obligasyong kailangang bayaran. Hindi niya matanggap na baka kaya lang siya tinutulungan ni Gavin ay dahil sa utang na loob nito sa kanyang ama. Pero habang patuloy siyang ginagabayan at palihim na tinutulungan ni Gavin, hindi niya mapigilang mahulog sa taong handang ipaglaban siya, kahit labag iyon sa lahat ng inaasahan ng mundo. At nang pumasok sila sa isang bawal at lihim na relasyon, kailangan nilang harapin ang tanong: tunay bang pagmamahal ang namamagitan sa kanila, o isa lang itong pagkakamaling hindi na maaaring itama?

Si Amethysts Quizon, isang dalaga na lumaki sa karangyaan, dahil sa di inaasahan pangyayari biglang nawalan ng lahat dahil sa isang trahedyang yumanig sa kanyang buhay. Sa desperasyon ng kanyang tiyuhin, binalak siyang ibenta, ngunit sa huling sandali nakatakas siya sa isang madilim na kapalaran. Sa kanyang pagtakas, nakilala niya si Zack Delgado, isang misteryosong billionaire na hindi lamang tumulong sa kanya kundi nagbigay din ng panibagong direksyon sa kanyang buhay. Sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, nauwi sila sa isang gabi ng pagnanasa. Ngunit habang lumilipas ang mga araw, may isang tanong na bumabalot sa isipan ni Amethysts. Ano nga ba ang tunay na intensyon ni Zack? Dahan-dahang paghulog ng kanyang loob, ano ang magiging kapalit ng kanyang puso?

Mia Nova is sold to the devil to clear her fathers debt. Luca Barone, known in whispered fear as Diavolo, doesn’t just collect money, he also collects souls. Luca expects to meet a broken Mia who will plead for her life with tears and vivid fear. Instead he meets a petty thief who fears nothing. She smiles when he threatens to sell her to men, and makes jokes about her breast size not being enough for these men. In Luca’s world, the biggest currency is fear, but it seems Mia is bankrupt. When she steps into Pandemonium, his secret lair where powerful men are undone, she becomes the queen of the night, raking in five hundred million dollars in her first night. They make a second deal. The freedom of her soul costs six billion dollars in the six months of her gracing the golden chair every night. A kiss seals the deal. That same kiss changes everything between them. He becomes possessive, and she wants to surrender to him, but the ghost of the woman who graced the chair before her, returns with a fire that is set to burn everything down. Mia must decide between running from the Devil who owns her, or staying with the man who no longer wants to.

Clarisse Rivera only wanted respect from her marriage—ngunit sa halip, pagtataksil ang ibinigay sa kanya ng asawa niyang si Lucas Montenegro. Nang dalhin nito ang ibang babae sa kanilang tahanan, iniwan ni Clarisse ang lahat at naglaho, dala ang isang lihim: buntis siya ng kambal. Pagkalipas ng limang taon, bumalik siya bilang isang kilalang doktor na may ibang pangalan, handang buuin ang buhay kasama ang kanyang mga anak. Ngunit muling nagkrus ang landas nila ni Lucas—isang makapangyarihang lalaking hindi pa rin nakakalimot sa nakaraan. Habang unti-unting nabubunyag ang katotohanan, isang tanong ang hindi niya matakasan: Hanggang saan lalaban ang isang ina para protektahan ang kanyang mga anak—kapag ang ama mismo ang kalaban?

At dinner, Tiffany White grabs my fiance's phone and spends 100 thousand dollars on a designer bag. She even sticks her tongue at me. "Come on, Meredith. You're loaded. You won't mind such a small amount, right? Shawn and I share everything. His money is my money," she says. Everyone at the table waits for me to lose my temper or smile and let it slide like a saint. Instead, I calmly take out a voice recorder and my laptop from my bag and adjust my gold-rimmed glasses. "100 thousand meets the threshold for criminal filing. Since you said you two share everything, I have to ask—is this embezzlement or an illegal transfer tied to an improper personal relationship? "Oh, and what you just said about 'his money is my money'? I recorded that. According to the supplemental clauses in our prenup and the company bylaws, I'm officially initiating an asset-freezing order against Shawn Harrison." I turn to Tiffany. "Enjoy your free meals in prison, Ms. White." Shawn is livid. "It was just a joke, Meredith. Is it really necessary to ruin me over this?" I hit the "enter" key. "Sorry. In my book, there are no jokes—only bad debt."

He smirked, knowing he was on the winning side. "So it's a done deal for three months?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his hand forth for a handshake. I looked at the long fingers and perfectly aligned nails and then at his patient face. Sighing to myself I my own hand into his and ignored the tingles that flowed through every nerve as his fingers curled around my hand and shook it lightly. "Yeah three months." "Goodnight then." He winked, removing his hand from mine and turned to walk away. "Hey wait!" I called out, suddenly remembering something. "You don't have my number." "What makes you think that? I have my ways Smith." And with one last wink I saw him take a turn and disappear from my sight. I let out a long breath, leaning on the nearby wall. Looks like I just made a deal with the Devil. * A sarcastic girl, a cocky guy. Throw in some mystery, murder, filthy jokes, wonderful friends, tons of kisses, secrets, surprises, eye-rolls and a killer on run. And you have got yourself a story never read before. ***So grab a cup of hot chocolate, some chips and a warm blanket and get ready to laugh, cry and bite your lip in anticipation. Enjoy!!

Tatlong taon nang asawa ni Sabina ang kilalang CEO na si Sebastian Malfory—isang lalaking inakalang katuparan ng lahat ng kanyang panalangin. Pero isang gabi, natuklasan niya ang masakit na katotohanan: ginagamit lang siya nito para saktan ang tunay nitong minamahal, ang kapatid niyang si Waynona. Buntis sa kambal, durog ang puso, at walang masandigan, piniling tumakas ni Sabina dala ang isang lihim na magpapabago sa lahat. Pagkalipas ng ilang taon, bumalik siya bilang isang matagumpay at misteryosang babae—kasama ang dalawang batang may mata ng lalaking minsan niyang minahal. At nang muling magkrus ang mga landas nila ni Sebastian, isa lang ang tanong: handa ba siyang ipaghiganti ang sarili, o muling magpatalo sa lalaking dati’y dahilan ng kanyang pagkawasak?

They say society looks down on divorced women, especially those who are no longer “beautiful” in its eyes but Amara doesn’t care. After ten years of being the perfect wife, enduring whispers about her looks, the cruel jokes about her weight, and the constant reminders from her husband that she’s “not beautiful enough,” she’s done. Her husband not only cheats on her… he moves his pregnant mistress into their marital home and flaunts her like a prize. When Amara asks for a divorce, he vows to destroy her. Promising to make her life so miserable she’ll come crawling back. But he’s wrong because Amara would rather die than return to him. In her search for a way out, she crosses paths with Lucian Rostova. He's dangerous. Ruthless and filthy rich. Lucian offers her a deal: he’ll help her ruin her ex-husband and his mistress if she agrees to marry him for one year. With her back against the wall, Amara says yes. But deals with the devil always come with a price. Will Lucian truly protect her like he promises… or will he crush her and leave her bleeding out in the cold?