Corny Jokes Tagalog Tanong

"Divorce paper?" kunot noo pa na tanong ni Sophia kay Francis pagkabukas nya ng iniabot nitong sobre sa kanya. Matapos kasi ang ilang buwan na pamamalagi ni Francis sa ibang bansa ay ito kaagad ang bungad nya sa kanyang asawa pagbalik nya ng bansa. Ang Divorce paper. "Yes. Divorce paper. Maghiwalay na tayo," maawtoridad na sagot ni Francis kay Sophia. "Sige kung yan ang gusto mo at makapagpapaligaya sa'yo ay maghiwalay na lamang tayo," sagot na lamang ni Sophia kahit na sa kaloob looban nya ay nalulungkot sya.

Sina Skyler at Nathan ay matalik na magkaibigan na tila ba may parehong may hinahanap sa buhay. Si Skyler ay hinahanap ang pangarap nyang buhay habang si Nathan naman ay hinahanap ang kanyang nawawalang pagkatao. Sa pag tungtong nila sa kolehiyo makakakilala sila ng mga taong magbibigay kulay sa college life nila. Sa pagkakakilala ni Nathan sa gwapong bagong kaklase na si Jaspher, mabubukas ang pintuan mula sa kanyang nakaraan. Ito na ba ang kasagutan sa mga tanong nya at kakulangan sa kanyang pagkatao? Mahahanap din kaya ni Skyler ang taong magbibigay ng kahulugan at kabuluhan sa kinabukasan nya?

(Warning: Mature Content - R18 - Tagalog) Maia Asuncion hates Rafael Valiente. She always feels like he's stealing her something she ever wanted—her parents' attention. But despite that, romance emerged between them. Akala ni Maia ay magpapatuloy ang magandang relasyon nilang iyon. Ngunit nang nasangkot si Maia sa isang malaking eskandalo ay hinila niya sa putikan si Rafael at tinapon niya ang kung anong namamagitan sa kanila. Hurt and desperate, she ruined his name and dragged him to the dirt of shame, just to save her own. Ngunit matapos ang ilang taon, nagkrus muli ang landas nila. Maia and the now successful Engineer Rafael Valiente ended up in a messy agreement. Kalaunan, tumira sila sa iisang bubong. Paano humantong sa ganoon gayong may atraso si Maia sa lalaki at may nakaraan sila? And...what if they find themselves desiring each other in the middle of their set-up? Will they let their past and anger stop them? Will they let fire and lust consume them? Or will they forbid themselves from wanting each other? Just like what they did 5 years ago?

“I love you, Gabriel, pero bakit mo ako sinasaktan?” tanong pa ni Reina sa kasintahan. Hawak nito ang kaniyang buhok habang nakatali naman ang kaniyang dalawang kamay sa latigong hawak-hawak ng binata. “I do love you, but I'm not good of showing it.” Sabi pa ni Gabriel na agad siyang hinagis sa kama. “But maybe I can sooth your pain...perhaps.” Sabi pa ni Gabriel na agad kumubabaw sa kaniya. Napapikit na lang si Reina habang dinadama ang magaspang na kamay ni Gabriel na noo\'y naglalakbay sa kaniyang dibdib...patungo sa kaniyang leeg. He heavily breath while doing that scene, immediately, he chokes her.

BLURB: Five years ago, Althea ran away from her marriage. No goodbyes, no explanations—just a desperate escape from a life she never wanted. Now, fate plays a cruel joke on her when she unknowingly applies for a job at Montevista Group of Companies, only to come face-to-face with the man she abandoned… Xander Montevista He’s no longer the reckless man she once knew. He’s powerful. Dangerous. And merciless. At sa unang araw pa lang ng trabaho niya, isang nakakakilabot na tanong ang sumalubong sa kanya— "Are you still a virgin, my wife?" And just like that, her nightmare begins. Xander is furious. He wants answers. He wants revenge. But above all—he wants her back. And this time… Althea can never escape him again.

This story is all about a woman who unexpectedly falls in love with the man who destroyed and ruin her life. She tried to take risks just to make their relationship as a 'wife and husband' work for their son but as the days passed by, the feelings of her towards her husband is developing. Is that kind of feeling healthy for her? He makes her heartbeats so fast and she thinks she's in love with the father of her son. Pero hindi sa lahat ng storya ay may happy ending, may mangyayaring trahedya na magiging dahilan para kamuhian at makalimutan niya ang asawa. Ang tanong, kakayanin kaya ni Liandre na ibalik ang nawalang alaala ng asawa o hahayaan na niya nalang itong walang maalala at bumuo ng magagandang alala kasama ang anak nila?

DEVAUX SERIES 1: (Aiden) Paano kung sa araw nang iyong debut ay bigla ka nalamang mapunta sa isang celebration na akala mo ay para sa iyong kaarawan ngunit hindi dahil iyon pala ay iyong kasal, kasal sa isang taong hindi mo naman kilala o sa ingles ay Arrange Marriage. Sabrina De Guzman isang dalagang pilipina ngunit sila ay nakatira sa Canada magmula nang mamatay ang kaniyang ina. Gumimbal sa kaniyang pagkatao ang kasal na siyang ikinawala niya matapos ang seremonyas. Ang tanong, bakit biglang nawala si Sabrina gayong lahat nang babae ay nangangarap na maikasal kay Aiden Devaux. _________ COMPLETED

Roxanne Rowan is a spiritual news editor. After an accident in the year twenty-two, Roxanne Rowan was able to see ghosts. She goes around trying to find a way to solve this ability. Her fear of ghosts makes her taciturn and closed off. During an encounter with evil spirits, Roxanne met Egan Griffith, the demon employee of hell. He has the task of catching the demons that are causing trouble in the living world to bring them to hell and punish them. According to the orders of the spirit world, if Roxanne wants to break the ability to see ghosts in her eyes, she must cooperate with Egan to catch the devil spirits. The contract is signed and many bad jokes happen. Roxanne's fate and secret are also revealed. She also realizes that demons come in two forms: disrupting people in the living world and trying to earn money in order to survive like a normal person. Every night, Roxanne has to lie in bed waiting for Egan to finish processing the documents for the company. She doesn’t think from an unequal partnership to rolling in bed so close together.

The story of 'EVERY WOMAN CANNOT BE PRETTY' is a message to millions of women around the world who feel inferior due to their average looks that ‘ Beauty is not in the face alone.’ The protagonist in this story, Sarah Liam suffers from PCOS ( Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) with side effects of being obese, acne prone and having more than normal hair growth on face and body. To top it she is short in height and has a prominent mole on her chin. In all, she is not what one can call “pretty”. Her husband wants to use her as a sex toy, her best friend betrays her trust by sleeping with her husband. Faced with treachery by loved ones, shunned by many, at the brunt of the unkindest of jokes, the story shows how Sarah manages to rise like a Phoenix, hold her head high and eke revenge on the people who have cheated her, solely with the strength of her talent and grit. But with her flawed appearance, will she ever find true love? Can she ever aspire to marry a handsome man or will she have to settle for someone similarly flawed? Read on..

TRENDING: Ang panget na si Yolly Peralta, nabuntis ng Campus Heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu! Miserable ang buhay ni Yolly sa Sanchi College dahil laging tampulan ng tukso ang kanyang kapangitan. Pero dahil sa isang selfie, napalapit siya sa campus heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu at naging kaibigan pa ito. Naging close pa sila sa close. Pero paano kung isang gabing ay malasing sila? Tapos magbubunga ang isang gabing karupukan ng dalawang linya sa pregnancy test kit at si Andy raw ang ama? Matatanggap kaya ni Andy na nakabuntis siya ng pangit? At ang tanong, totoo nga kaya na buntis si Yolly?