Corny Pick Up Line Jokes

"The end of your life has come, Amifaye. I never thought I will see you this close, shouting for help. Isn't it amazing? I got to suffer the most powerful assassin in the world. " Growing up, Samantha had it all. She grew up in a wealthy environment and living her life to the fullest. Not until she was beaten to death by their opponent assassin clan. She promised to be back and take revenge but how will she fight if she falls in love with the man she should kill and should take revenge with? Would she choose her original plan and fight for their clan or will she be drowned by her untimely feelings and be a demise assassin?

Twenty-two years old, Aurora Torres suddenly disappeared when she learned that her father made an agreement that was against her will. She had a simple life away from her parents, but after two years of being separated from them, she was forced to return because her father needed her help. Upon her return, she openly accepted the wedding arrangement of a stranger named, Damien Harrison. Even before their marriage, they both agreed to make a rule— their marriage was only up to a piece of the paper. Will Aurora and Damien's business marriage last for a lifetime? Or will they end up never falling in love with each other?

Veronica was invited to the birthday party of her best friend Luan. But she didn't know her dark plan. Luan set her up with the old businessman Mr. Wilson to get her virginity. But Veronica entered the wrong room number for Mr. Damian Johnson, and the rest is history. Six years ago... She had quintuplets. And Damian back in the Philippines to marry her. But she got a wrong fiancé when Damian met Veronica again. He felt something strange that he didn't know. There's been a chance of the two to reconnect since Luan is in the picture. Is Damian discovered the true before he end up to Luan and marry her...

SPG ALERT! WARNING: R-18 Aliyah Deguilda is 18 years old and wants to take revenge on the ruthless CEO of VICL. Palaging bukang bibig ng ina niya na ang lalakeng iyon ang may kasalanan, rason kaya iyon ang tumatak sa isip ni Aliyah, ito rin ang rason ng pagkakaroon niya ng plano na maghiganti at para magawa ang plano ay balak niyang pa-ibigin ang lalake, hahanap ito ng paraan para masira ang kompanya nito, pero sadyang mapaglaro ang kapalaran. Hindi niya napansin na ang galit na nararamdaman niya ay napalitan ng unti-unting pag-usbong ng pag-ibig niya sa lalake. Makakaya kaya ng pag-ibig na umusbong na pigilin ang masamang balak ni Aliyah? O mananatili siya sa balak na wasakin ang CEO ng VICL? Maddix Villaranza, A CEO of Villaranza Infinite Cruise Line (VICL). Maddix have a trust issue. Wala siyang ibang gustong pagkatiwalaan maliban sa pamilya niya, no more, no one. Magbabago ang lahat nang makilala niya si Aliyah Deguilda. Is it right for him to trust again for a long time? Or will his trust breach again just like before? Paano kung malaman ni Maddix na kunektado si Aliyah sa taong sumira sa tiwala niya noon? Anong gagawin ni Maddix kapag nalaman niya na ang taong unti-unting nilalaanan niya ng tiwala ay anak ng taong sumira at nagtaksil sa kanya?

“Waking up in your man's arms fulfills a need far more than sex every could. It's the best thing ever.” — Madel David

Repeatedly oppressed, trod upon, and killed. Claude felt like same about his wife's relatives. They even humiliated him. But then it never ended, Claude learned of his mother-in-law's plans of having him killed. She wants him dead. Claude came up with a plan. With the aid of his friend, he will pretend to be dead in order to exact the retribution he desires. He carried out the plan on the day of Claude's parent-in-law's anniversary. That very same day, he died. Will Claude exact the retribution he desires? Or... He will only end up letting the people oppressed him get away with their sin?

The organization that once ruled the mafia's darkest corridors is clawing its way back to power, growing stronger by the day. Their determination to reclaim what they believe is theirs sends tremors through the underworld. To dismantle SKULL's Organization, the diamond must delve into the shadowy labyrinth that surrounds it. Their mission involves unraveling secrets that bind SKULL and its members. The diamond mafia group against SKULL, Leader vs. Leader, Organization vs. Organization. Can Avryrylle and her diamond mafia withstand the risks? Will they uncover the mysteries shrouding SKULL's Organization? who are the enemies, and who are the allies? One thing is certain: trust no one, for everyone has secrets. In this dangerous journey, alliances will shift, and loyalties will be tested. The path to success is treacherous, where the truth hides behind layers of deception, and uncovering it may come at a high price. As the confrontation between the diamond mafia group and SKULL intensifies, the shadows conceal more than secrets—they hide the true nature of the players involved. The battle for supremacy turns into a deadly dance of intrigue, with each move calculated to outmaneuver the other. In a world where trust is rare, Avryrylle and her allies must tread carefully. The line between friend and foe is blurred, and only by exposing hidden truths can they hope to win in this high-stakes game of power, betrayal, and survival. Every step forward could be a trap, every alliance a potential betrayal. The stakes have never been higher, and the cost of failure is unimaginable. Who will prevail? The ultimate showdown looms, and only the bravest and most cunning will win. The fate of the underworld hangs in the balance as these two forces prepare for a clash that will determine the true rulers of mafia’s darkest corridors.

She was the adopted daughter. He was the family’s black sheep. Together, they crossed a line that shattered everything. Six years ago, Selene Monteviejo vanished—leaving behind scandal, heartbreak, and a secret too heavy to bear. Grateful to the powerful family who took her in, she made the ultimate sacrifice and walked away from the forbidden love that could ruin them all. What no one knew was that she left carrying Soren Monteviejo’s children. Ngayon, bumalik siyang pilit, dahil sa pagkakasakit ng adoptive mom niya. Pero ang hindi niya inakala, babalik rin si Soren sa pamamahay nila… may asawa na, at ang higit na nakakagulantang ay hindi man lang siya nito kilala. Masakit na nga sa kanya ang makitang may sakit ang kanilang ina, mas lalo pa siyang ginisa ni Soren. Hinahamak siya nito, tinatawag siyang ingrata. Parang salot na bumalik sa pamilya. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang matapang na awayin ng kambal niyang anak, pinagtanggol siya mula sa masakit na pananalita ni Soren—at doon nagsimulang mabasag ang iringan at magbago ang hindi magandang pagtrato sa kanya ni Soren. What if his hatred is hiding something deeper? What if his forgotten love was never lost—but stolen? Pag-ibig. Lihim. Alaala. Isang kwento ng pagmamahalang ipinaglalaban kahit bawal… kahit masakit… at kahit paulit-ulit na pinagkakait ng tadhana.

Cresenia was tied up by a forced marriage to a cold hearted and full of vengeance man named Adrien. She assumed that her marriage will be filled up with love and care but she assumed wrong, Adrien only married her for the sake of his revenge for her sister that was killed by the mafia group named Midnight Blades which was ruled by Cresenia’s parents which she doesn’t know about. However as time passes, Adrien’s feelings become different every time he spend times with Cresenia. Will this hate and revenge turn into love and care at this moment?

Ella Sandoval is a heartless cold killer. Lumaki sya sa mundong walang kaawaan dapat ang mapang-lamang! Dapat parusahan ng kamatayan ang may sala! and that's her oath. In return, she will give you your karma! Not until she meets Silverio Guerrero the Mayor of her own beloved town who adores helping his people. But one day the good mayor witnessed her doings and ended up not just saving her but drowned loving her. Will he be able to save her after knowing what she's up to?