Corny Pick Up Line Jokes

Born unwanted and raised in neglect, Seraphina grows up fragile, obedient, and starved of love until her parents sell her at eighteen to settle their debts. Sent to America believing she will belong to a cruel billionaire, she instead meets the powerful man who has secretly protected her all her life—her estranged uncle. Cold yet unexpectedly gentle, he takes her into his mansion and gives her everything she has never known: safety, education, and care. Under his protection, Seraphina slowly blossoms from a naive, broken girl into a graceful and mature woman. But her innocence and quiet devotion begin to stir feelings in him that he is forbidden to have. Bound by blood and duty, he forces himself to remain distant and seeks a suitable suitor for her, determined to secure her future and bury his emotions. Yet Seraphina refuses every match, unable to accept anyone else—because she has unknowingly fallen in love with the one man who saved her. As both struggle to deny what they feel, their lives become a silent battle between duty and desire, forcing them to choose between moral boundaries and a love that was never meant to exist.

He’s perfect and she’s not. He’s not an alcoholic but she is. He’s good at modeling but she’s better at drag racing and gambling. Everything he has, she doesn’t care. Vander Monterallo is a successful man and is well known as the most popular cover magazine and runway model. He is the epitome of the word perfection from head to toe. His perfect image helps him to reach what he has become. However, his excellent reputation will be put at risk when he forcibly married to Dawn Indiana Silueta, a girl with too many bad habits. Dawn Indiana Silueta is the unwanted daughter and the black sheep of the family. She’s a rebel and uncontrollable woman, that’s what her family thought about her. She’s just happy doing everything outside their perfect house. She loves to explore and tries anything that excites her. However, her freedom will soon end when she is forced to marry a “perfect” husband. Will Vander maintain his perfect image or be screwed up by Dawn? How about Dawn, will she stand being rebellious or will she change because of Vander? This story will prove if the opposite really attracts or if the opposite always fights.

Nabalot ng inggit at galit ang puso ni Jane sa kaniyang nakakatandang kapatid babae na si Shiba dahil ito na lamang ang magaling sa mga mata ng kanilang mga magulang. Ngunit mas lalong sumidhi ang kaniyang galit sa kapatid ng pati ang pinakamamahal niyang bilionaryo na si Keiron ay sa kapatid niya rin nagkagusto at ito ang nais na mapang-asawa kaya isang sakim na plano ang napagdesisyunan niyang gawin 'yon ay ang akitin si Keiron upang tuluyan itong mapasakaniya. Nagtagumpay si Jane sa kaniyang plano but to her surprised next morning she woke up in someone else's bed dahil lasing na lasing siya noong isinagawa niya ang kaniyang plano kung kaya't ibang lalaki ang kaniyang naakit at napag-alayan ng kaniyang puri. She mistaken the young billionaire who also Kieron's brother as Keiron, mahahanap ba nilang dalawa ang katiyakan sa piling ng isa't-isa o, kakalimutan na lamang ang isang gabing may nangyari sa kanila?

Being blinded by the intensity of the shadow, Eerah Age Ferit agrees to being a cover up for an accident that happened between two rival families. Without asking much, she nods her head and signed the marriage contract. Innocent, naive, and nothing but a disappointment to her family, she accepted her destiny to be the stranger's wife. However, Atlas Omergin never leave the spotlight. He is not a shadow. He is the light. Learning about how beautiful exploration is has made his life colorful. Playboy, ruthless, and a black sheep to his family, he declined the contract at first. But after he found out a fact about the family, he did not think twice and signed the contract. When the two meets for the first time, both felt heat... in different perspective. Ones heat is for madness. And the other one feels heat from a broken piece of a woman. As their life begins from being a mistake, will Atlas opens his heart to a person he doesn't know? Or will he close it before it opens... because for him, she doesn't matter at all. Even her mere presence disgust him. For Eerah, is this marriage worth her life? Is being married to the ruthless Vice Mayor's son worth fighting for?

A week before Ara’s wedding, someone sets her up to sleep with a stranger man which leads her fiancé to cancel their wedding and marry her stepsister instead. With a snap of a finger, Ara lost everything she had: wealth, a fiancé, and a family. Three years later, she met a Bachelor Billionaire, Jiro Mikael Rivera, who gave her a job as a caregiver to his sick mother. Upon entering Jiro’s life, uncertain things happen, and her fate changes. She starts to have feelings for her hot-tempered boss which makes her more curious about Jiro’s first and lost love. Ara wants to dig for more information about Jiro’s past, but it turns out that Jiro’s past is just a little part of hers. What would Ara do when she find out that her boss was the man behind her suffering 4 years ago? Can she accept the fact that her child's father was the reason for her tears every night? What would happen if Ara realized that everything that happened to them was Jiro’s plan and not fate? Is love enough reason to forgive and forget everything?

“There's this thing when you meet a person but all you feel is hate even though he didn't do anything to you.” Maybe that’s what JR feels for Gerard. Once the other man saw Gerard’s face, all it takes is a second from a face devoid of any emotion to scowling one when JR lays his eyes on him. Imbes tuloy na matuwa si Gerard na nakita na niya sa wakas ang matagal na niyang hinahanap na matalik na kaibigan noong mga bata pa sila, nawala ang saya na iyon nang maramdaman niya ang pagkadisgusto ni JR sa kanya kahit wala naman siyang ginagawa rito. Hindi na siya umamin at ang pag-aasam na maging kaibigan ito muli ay nauwi sa wala. But why after years of not seeing each other, John Raven suddenly wants to be friends with him again? Why was the other hell bent on making up with him? Naaalala na ba siya nito o may mas malalim pang dahilan ang paglapit ni JR sa kanya?

Kayla Robert was the only daughter of the Robert family. She is the kind of person who could get anything she wanted with just the snap of her fingers. She had all the wealth, and the respect of everyone around her. But despite having everything, Kayla chose a different path. She preferred to live low-key. Refusing the lavish life handed to her, she ran away from home to escape her reality. to escape fixed marriage. Until she met Lucas De Vera, the millionaire in town. Lucas was the one who helped her when she had nothing. She found peace and comfort in Lucas's arm. Their life as a married couple is almost perfect, not until someone’s comeback from Lucas' past that could ruin everything. When everything turned upside down. Dylan Sheng entered the picture. The billionaire who owns mostly all the largest businesses in the city. Cold, arrogant, and ruthless businessman who was feared by many. He’s not only there to show up and claim Kayla. He’s there seeking revenge in everything. As their worlds collide, he will bring dark secrets, buried truths about Devera's past and his connection to Robert's family that Kayla never knew.

"I never plan of having children, let alone a pathetic mother of my child!" *** Gagawin ni Magenta ang lahat para sa inang may sakit, kahit pa ibenta maging ang kanyang kaluluwa sa demonyo. *** Because of her sick mother, Magenta has no other choice but to accept the job that she never heard of before and is offered to her. She has to work with a business magnate known in the business world as the king of investments as he owned the largest holding company in the country. A billionaire who prefers paying a woman to fill his bed in a one-month contract. And later, she had to pretend as his wife. Magenta didn't know him until she accepted the job of being his woman for a month. When she met him in person, all of a sudden, she felt reluctant to sign their contract. Brooding and mysterious, he's every inch of a dangerous man. But the thought of her mother gives her the strength to sign the contract with the devil. He is the first man she gives her innocence to. But she did not just give up her pride and dignity. She surrenders her heart, but it seems like he has no intention of taking it.

Caspian Sanchez is looking for a woman to marry him. Many women have entered his office wearing wedding gowns pero wala pa rin siyang napipili sa kanilang lahat. He want to give up for this day until a woman entered his office. Humahangos ito, pinagmasdan ni Caspian ang babaeng nakasuot din ng wedding gown, sa tingin niya nahanap niya na ang babaeng hinahanap niya para maging pansamantalang asawa. Davina Flores, siya ay tumatakas sa sarili niyang kasal hanggang sa pasukin niya ang isang kwarto kung nasaan si Caspian. Tinakasan niya ang sarili niyang kasal pero hindi niya natakasan ang kasal sa isang estranghero. Hindi niya akalain na paglabas niya ng kwartong iyun ay isa na siyang ganap na Mrs. Sanchez. Will they marriage last or they both fall in love to each other? Ngunit, paano kung ang taong pinakasalan mo ay siya pala ang taong matagal mo nang hinahanap? What will you choose? Your mission or your partner? Are you willing to kill your partner for the sake of your mission?

ENDLESSLY SERIES 10:MAKE YOU MINE Ariella was still young when she fell in love with Gael. Hindi niya magawang ibaling sa iba ang kanyang damdamin kahit pa walang ibang ginawa ang binata kundi ang iparamdam sa kanya na hindi siya mahalaga para rito. Nangako siyang hindi niya ito susukuan. She's willing to do everything just to make him fall in love with her. Ngunit lahat ay balewala para kay Gael kahit dumating na siya sa puntong ibinigay dito maging ang kanyang sarili. Until Gael gave her the biggest heartache that she could ever experience--- he planned to marry his girlfriend just to prove that he really doesn't like her. Magagawa niya pa bang paibigin ang binata? Paano kapag malaman niya ang dahilan kung bakit ganoon na lang ang pagkamuhi ni Gael sa kanya? Would she give up? Or would she continue to love until she made him hers?