Crazier Quotes Novels & Stories

If it weren’t for my seatbelt, I would probably be screwed. "Are you fucking crazy?" a deep voice shouts before banging on my window. I jerk at the noise. It’s still pouring outside, but the guy doesn’t seem to care. I reluctantly get out, getting soaked as soon as I step out, and scream: "I AM CRAZY, STUPID, FOOLISH — EVERY SINGLE UGLY NAME YOU’RE PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT, I AM THAT PERSON!" "BECAUSE A NORMAL PERSON CAN HAVE THIS MUCH SUFFERING — THEY CAN’T DO SOMETHING SO STUPID TIME AND TIME AGAIN!"

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

The frenzied crowd seemed to be high on crack already as they roared back a heart jumping “YES !” “I WAS REALLY SAD WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING IN A HOSPITAL BED ON MY BIRTHDAY.YEAH I KNOW IT’S A BAD START,” I said in a disappointed tone as sympathetic “AWWW”s filled the place. “BUT THEN I REALIZED FUCK THAT SHIT AND MAKE THE NIGHT WILDER, CRAZIER AND ROCKINGGGG !!!!” I screamed amidst synchronous chanting of: “ZARA ! ZARA ! ZARA !”

He took a deep breath and said, "The world must be crazy. It must be like this." Although he said that, he still couldn't convince himself. If a person went crazy, he could believe it. But what about a group of people? He couldn't say that a group of people were all crazy, could he? No matter how good he was at deceiving himself, he wouldn't be so stupid. This was what only an idiot would say!

Bianca asked "Yeah not really that much but at least it is better than none" Kira answered "Hmm and your boss is not that cranky cuz I know some boss can be crazy sometimes" She asked laughing a lil "Cranky cranky is an understatement that man or guy or whatever he is he is a wizard trust me" Kira also said laughing "I see it's a "he," She said nodding "Yup" "And he is a wizard," Bianca said "Yeah not like a wizard I was just you know trying to qualify his attitude and all" Kira replied

“A crocodile's oath is like a kindergartner's toy: when he comes home, he must have forgotten about it.” “Where are the quotes from?” Syila tilted her head and she gave a seductive smile just like that. “You're noisy, he's never wrong.” “Yes, he rarely gets it wrong, but that doesn't mean he never does. You're still in love with him, so get married there quickly!” The woman scowled. Jake cleared his throat softly. “So, who is that?” he said ambiguously, “that” could be referred to as the woman in front of him or the 'he' that Syila told him.

But crazy didn't mean wrong, crazy just meant unexpected. "I know this might sound insane," she said slowly, watching his face. "But what if I bought it?"

"Okay, okay. Maia, make sure you scream nice and loud so I can enjoy the show too," Raul said. They said long-haul truckers were a crude bunch. I was seeing it firsthand now. I couldn't believe the things coming out of their mouths. My face was burning a deep crimson. For the rest of the day, I lay on the sleeper berth in the back while the two men chatted up front. Most of their conversation consisted of raunchy jokes and dirty talk. I tried to act uninterested, but they were so loud that every word reached my ears.

I’m quite smart, but dear god, I’ve gone stupid. “You’re worried about jacking off? Listen, I know I’m supposed to help you out but if you show me your dick I’m cutting it off.” Yeah I know, I’m not going to show him my dick. I’m not actually worried about jerking off or jacking off, I don’t even know why I said that. I just threw out the first things my mind could whip up. “I never said I was bringing my dick to you. I’m sorry, I’m having a stupid crisis here. Don’t you masturbate? Half of me is dead, what the hell am I going to do? I might cramp up if I jerk my cock.”

"Larry quickly said. "You're a bozo!"Annie screamed. "A bozo?,well,since it's you, I'm happy to be a bozo. Your bozo."Larry replied. "If I stay with you I will just go crazy!"Annie yelled. "Yes,I will drive you crazy with roses,with care,with red, everything."Larry replied. Annie opened her mouth and glanced sideways then scoffed. She tucked her hair behind her ears and nodded. "I see,for a man who chained me to the her to take advantage of me is really crazy. So why I'm I really shocked?"