Funny Chaotic Quotes Novels & Stories

“Why does this crap always happen to me?” “Because you have the mouth of a sailor and the impulse control of a raccoon in a candy store,” she replied, dead serious. “Okay, rude. But accurate.” She suddenly snapped her fingers like she’d just solved world peace. “Wait! What if you say you were quoting Shakespeare?” I stared. “Shakespeare. And what play, exactly, has the line ‘Fuck you, shit’ in rapid-fire succession?” She shrugged. “A modern interpretation?” “I’m gonna modernly interpret my foot into your shin.”

the craziest said "What's wrong Adonis ,can't wait to look at the breasts again,bet you can't take them off your mind" silent crazy said "Whose are more juicy ,Greek god?"the Athena girl asked They were really starting to piss me off "STRIP THEM AND THROW THEM IN"I yelled angrily taking out my gun They squealed at my actions, quickly removed their clothes and got in " FUCKING HELL,THIS IS WORSE THAN IMAGINED,FUCK YOU DR COLD" Athena said

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

"Hmmm, I didn't understand." " Adhya it's like you should keep chanting something in your mind like some song no… no song will not work hmmm. Ok, what about some tongue twisters like…. no not in English? It will belong. You need some tiny tongue twister. Yippee, I got the right one." "Kacha papad, pakka papad." " Yes, it will, definitely relax and attend the party whenever you find him near start murmuring this inside your mind ok."

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

Ayeee This is most annoying thing ever someone had done to me But I can't ask again It will look too pushy and demanding. Ok soup. I can eat this my hands are working remember How I wanted to rip his tongue at his sharp remarks but you kind of liked them My subconsious said Shut up you're never at my side When he was sipping the soup from spoon ,It brought back good memories with my Chachu You know what Chachu used to say to me when I was child and get annoyed when I got sick " Don't cry Hayat . Your sins are shedding with every pain you endure . Our beloved Propet (S.A.W) said

he burst out laughing into another set of explosive laughs. This crazy boy. Gah ! However, his laughs were infectious and no sooner, in a cafe crowded with dozens of people, two silly teenagers were crying their asses off as they laughed like crazy, rolling on the floor. Guess today could be officially declared as ‘Crazy Day’. That was a hell lot of craziness that we saw today. T’was totally Craziness Overloaded. “Oh God ! I - can’t - breathe,” I panted out breathlessly in between my peals of laughter.

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

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