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Plus, all the groupies on the message board said he had a huge cock. Tommy couldn't have known how bad my celeb crush really was. He couldn't have known about all the sleepless nights I'd spent laying in bed, one hand between my legs as I stared at the bulge in Contendah's pants on my "Dat Krew" poster. Nor could he have known about my second, secret Tumblr account where I spent my time reblogging interracial p**n and messaging that chick from Atlanta who said she'd slept with the Krew before they really got big.

“People are obsessed with the teaser.” “They are feral,” she corrected immediately. “Like genuinely terrifying. Someone already started a conspiracy theory that your anonymous identity is secretly a retired Japanese illustrator hiding from the public.” I finally laughed softly at that. “Another person thinks you’re a middle aged man.” “That one hurts.” “Honestly? Your caffeine addiction supports the theory.” I flipped her off lazily. Cassie smiled before grabbing my phone from beside the tablet and waving it dramatically. “Also your sponsor texted again.” My hand paused.

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

" hey, stop getting cheesy. Lift up your spirit and shine at the party, don't listen to anything he might say to you again. Do you understand?" " yes" *** Don't forget to vote, comment and share.

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Ok so now lets end this now, we will meet later. Bye. Dear diary. Ok ok izz calm calm no screaming and jumping - my consy said. How can I not consy - I spoke. I started jumping on my bed and screaming. I am sure if anyone sees me like this they will definitely book a bed for me in mental asylum. Suddenly some knocked the door. "Bhabhi are you ok what happened. Why are you screaming - said Adam from outside and I bit my tounge. "Yeah adam I am ok actually I saw lizard that's why - I said.

“Are you serious right now?” “Oh, we are past serious,” Cindy muttered, stabbing a waffle with her fork like it had offended her. “This hit four million views overnight. The conspiracy forums have gone nuclear. They’re claiming you used blood magic to force the mate bond.” I stared at the screen in disbelief. “That’s not even how the mate bond works.”

"As of today, there are no further reports regarding this unidentified young man who crashed in Central Plaza Mall of Regulus in La Shania Mirepa. Many sources claimed it was an elaborate hoax to give more sensation to several freak disasters happening in La Shania Mirepa. Conspiracy theorists are instantly flooding the social media to give their opinions and names about this phenomenon, calling the young man as a fallen angel, an escaped government's experiment subject, or - " "Could you turn that off please?" Lars asked.

So many topics were created. #NancyExaggeratedWeddingMoney130KActually1300 #GroomKicksPregnantBrideCausingMiscarriage Some shot to the top of trending lists, racking up millions of discussions within just a few hours. Netizens were furious. [My god, I've really seen it all now. Even monsters can disguise themselves as people these days?] [This is ridiculous. Doesn't he know how much money his own family has? What kind of idiot is he?]

The expression on my face says my mind. "Stop playing dumb bro, you were all over her. You were like 'i really need to fuck that bitch right now'" he mimics laughing hard. "You don't remember?" I nod my head negatively. He really can't be joking. "I wonder what got you so high. You still don't remember driving Avery's friend to the party?"