Freaky Meme Novels & Stories

"Plan? Probably use all my savings to buy a very nice dress, shoes, and bags with this badass shade that would have 'Fuck you Slade written over it, and then go hungry for like what? A year? Sleeping under a bridge after Mrs. Peggy would have tossed me out of her house would be the most thoughtful plan I've ever had." "Xena," he said exasperatedly. "That's not it." "Then, what is?" I asked, folding my arms across my breasts. "You don't need to impress him you know? Just be yourself alright? Don't be more than you or less than you, just be you." Me? Let me be me. Do you know what being me is? Oh well, I'll tell you. It means staying up late doing copywriting jobs and then having your Boss sho

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

Some Crazy Coincidences Kristen smoothened the imaginary wrinkles from her black skirt, she hoped that she looked as official as she wanted to. She was pretty nervous that morning as she was about to present a project to her father’s would-be partners. Kristen had purposefully added a lot of makeup to her face so that she would look older and hopefully, more professional.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

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“Hah? What are you talking about?” Dreia quickly responds with a photo. It looks like a meme template of a drunk girl sitting behind a table full of make-up. Astrid’s eyes widen, realizing it was that she was the girl in the photo. “What the hell? Where did this come from?” “You don’t know?” “What are you—what do I not know?” “Oh. Oh shit.” “Dreia, I swear to god— “ Dreia then sends her a Youtube link. She quickly opens it to find her face, red as a peach, greeting everyone to her vlog.

Luke’s words echoed in my mind and I took a second to think about the consequences. “You know what? F*ck it!” I muttered under my breath. “What was that Outcast Olive? Are you crying already?” Breanna mocked, followed by laughter from the group. Turning around, my eyes narrowed at them. “No, I said f*ck it!” A flash of surprise went across their faces before they exchanged looks of shock with one another. After all, it was probably the first time most of them were hearing my voice. But, I didn’t care. Luke was right, it was time I gave them a piece of my mind.

He replied. This time, I ensured that he didn’t remember me. So I baldly sent a picture of mine and waited anxiously. 「Wanna F?」I added. We were accustomed to use F to stand for Fuck. That was the popular style I learned from my cousin Karen, who was one of my Ex-boyfriend Fletcher’s friends of benefits. 「Hmm.」He only replied such a confusing message first, but then another message followed, 「Pretty hot, but sorry I don’t fuck my nephew’s girl.:)」He even sent me an emoji of a smiling face.

He asked. "They're aren't just crazy but annoying too, starting with that Fryer that calls herself Freya, she's so annoying, and if she continues with her behavior, I'm really gonna beat her" Megan said scrunching her hands together, Ace laugh. "You? Beat up Freya? With this tiny body of yours" Ace said looking at Megan's small body stature. She's indeed very skinny and small. "I might look tiny, but don't underestimate me, once I set my mind to do something, I'm really gonna do it, and you know that cartoon wizard, he's the most annoying person I have ever come across" Megan ranted angrily.

I don't think you can even get that. Kayley ~”So you do want to get your balls massaged Matt.” Matthew ~”Fuck off no.” Kayley ~”Come on Matt I will massage them for you.” Drake ~”Boss will rip them off and feed them to his fishes.” Kayley ~”Fuck Dre that is some crazy ass sick shit. What type of fishes does the boss have anyway?” Matthew ~“Some god damn scary shit ones.” Kayley ~“Let's go before I change my mind about liking he sweet fucking ass again.”