Bound To The Alpha, Claimed By The Vampire
Our time will come.
The officiator – some grey-haired advisor with a voice like a dying goat – stepped forward and unrolled a scroll. "By decree of Alpha Lucien Dreadmoor," he began, "you stand condemned for trespass, for murder of castle guards, for witchcraft, and for being an abomination born of forbidden blood– "
I yawned. Loudly.
"–and are hereby sentenced–"
"Sentenced to boredom," I muttered. Then I raising my voice, "Gods, you people could make a thunderstorm sound tedious. Skip to the part where something interesting happens."