Dabi Funny Novels & Stories

Abortion. ~She aborted?~ ~Baby?~ ~She was Pregnant?~ Davish thought wildly as a trail of words flooded in his head and concluded. Suddenly, he started laughing loudly Adam and Seb gulped down the ball of saliva that formed in their throats and knew the hidden meaning behind the monster's laugh. "Sunshine", Davish screamed. .. .. Thank you ShineeSunshine ❤️

Right now, I was having some quality girl's time, showing Donae and Daia some popular trends in the normals social media. “They are strange people,” Donae reiterated. She had been calling normals strange, saying she couldn't believe they were so closeted from the problems of the earth. “Hey, I don't think they're strange. My friends are pretty fun. Plus, you could do well to get yourselves phones. We could have group chats,” I replied. Daia smirked, bouncing a ball to the ceiling and catching it. “That would be fun,” she said, her eyes twinkled. I had found out she had a mean side, which pleased me immensely.

I heard Vincent perk up and ask. “That is the million dollar question.” Dax stated. “Good luck, she appears to be someone that doesn’t take any shit so you might be in for it.” Gabrial stated. He hadn’t lost the laughter in his voice. “I will handle whatever she dishes out.” Dax said confidently. “Good luck with that.” Jason said. He knew how petty I could be. “I will enjoy watching her eat you alive.” Samuel laughed at Dax’s expense. “Agreed. No one deserves it more.” Ben chimed in.

My mind flashes back to the she-wolf i had killed yesterday, then I shake my head, it's not my problem she was an abomination the same with this mutt "What's your name?" "Magmas Diby" "Magmas Diby?" "Yes Magmas after my grandpa and Diby is pronounced as an I, like Deyeby" "Oh, well ok are you hungry Magmas?".

“Why are they all animals?” Dianna, Bradey and Timothy all shared a telepathic look before eventually going into a hysterical burst of laughter. I wanted to laugh with them as well but also, I wanted Jayler to feel like his curiosity was valid in a way that it may seem funny but it still has a good point and I ended up holding my very own laughter. “Honey, that was the funniest question that I’ve heard since the I came back from the dressing room.” Dianna was still trying to recover from the laughter. She was holding her stomach trying to feel her tight corset.

They all looked at me and started laughing hysterically. "Well well well!!! Look who is here? It is our little mistress Dabria. You can not even kill a cockroach mistress. You don't have balls to do so. So how about, you go back home and hide behind your cowardly daddy. Let us enjoy this beautiful night. It only comes once a year." One of them said in a sarcastic tone. Hearing him, I started laughing hysterically. They all froze for a minute. They exchanged looks then looked back at me.

Dabhai said pinching my nose. "Haww...! Dabhai you're so mean. You didn't even get engaged you already changed so much. My dabhai my own dabhai is thinking about money. He'll not going to give money to his sister who's so excited for her dabhai's marriage. Who's thinking to wear new different clothes in different ceremonies. For whom she's thinking only for her dabhai's marriage, dabhai's image. What i want?? Only happiness. You snatch it for me. Money is more important to you than me. Please! Mama earth swallow me. I don't want to live in this nasty world." I said dramatically. And Dabhai was literally opening and closing his mouth like a fish. Watching him in this condition, everyone start

Hadiya when will you stop poking your nose in everyone's business - said dadi. And she went away angrily. And all started laughing but I saw izzah was awkward. "Izzah you know we have a rule in our house if someone is cracking even bad jokes also na then you have to laugh wholeheartedly - said dadi playfully. And we all chuckled. And after sometime izzah started talking and laughing. She mixed up with my family very easily. "You know Bhabhi dadi's best talent is to roast people - said Adam. And all started laughing.

She started to slide her tunic off over her head. “Ok, ok. That was a terrible joke,” Rex said quickly, reaching out to stop Dilo from taking off her top, much to everyone’s laughs. “Huh,” Kiri said with a broad smile, patting Dilo on the shoulder, “I have never seen a Dabu with a sense of humour, quite refreshing indeed.” “A win is a win,” Dilo replied in her low growling voice, smiling deviously at Rex as she pulled her tunic back down.

I hesitated a bit but then I spoke up. "Um... Please I need help with the kitchen appliances. Am kinda hungry." They just stared at me for a while and then back at each other as they laughed. I furrowed my eyes at them. I tried to understand what exactly was funny in what I said. "Oh my God" Vikky said as she laughed. "Are you that dumb?" Babe asked. I sighed. "You seriously can't make use of the appliances? Which planet are you from exactly?" She asked "Let me guess, planet dumbster" Vikky said as she laughed along with Babe