Dabi Funny Novels & Stories

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man

"He is a credit to you and your Luna." "Timon - Pumbaa", Damien snapped, frustrated, waving between himself and Tommy, who stood beside Ab's, "Great, now we are all introduced. Can we get this show on the road?" "Why do I have to be the warthog?" Tommy grumbled, trying yet again to defuse Damiens's anger. "I mean- if the t-shirt fits..." Damien smirked sarcastically, raising a brow at Tommy; relief spread through me, knowing Tommy's wit had the desired effect. Damien seemed to have cooled down a few degrees.

Abby I’m standing in the middle of the restaurant, my phone clutched in my hand as I stare at the screen. The headline glares back at me: “Inside Abby’s Bizarre World: A Journey into the Mind of a Lunatic.” “Guys, you have to see this,” I say, grinning as I turn the screen towards Daisy, Chloe, Karl, John, Ethan, and Anton. Karl starts to chuckle. “Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.”

Abigail asked, " well I don't know I guess there's nothing that has been able to make me lighten up, and I've seen a lot" he replied, " do you like me sir" she asked again, " well you are a very likeable person so why not" he replied l, " and please call me Damian" he said. " Ok Mr Damian, I know you know the type of like I'm talking about , the other day in the office for example "she said, " oh umm, i, what, do you think it's hot in here" he replied.

Gab said in a low voice but Boss Dar heard what he said loud and clear. “What the hell!” Outright, Boss Dar left his right-hand man and almost ran to the swimming pool area. Mr. Gab could not control grinning and then he laughed while giggling upon seeing the reaction of his boss. He can hint at something between Boss Dar and his bed warmer but he does not want to conclude yet.

“ I am really glad that you are experiencing this beautiful feeling that can’t make you stop smiling , ever . “ said Derrick happily . “ Now I know what you feel when you are with Mia , Derrick . I always thought it was something foolish but this something foolish is so beautiful that it makes you incredibly happy . “ said Damian happily . “ Now you understand why I act that way . Is the type happiness that makes you turn into a fool . “ said Derrick with a pleased tone . “ You are right ! “ said Damian then smiled as he looked at the screen of the tv . “ Should we chose this movie ? “ asked Derrick . “ Sure ! “ said Damian . The two of them started to watch tv as they drank and enjoyed the

Dibs is a real bro code. "HELL YEAH! If I say shotgun, I get to ride in the front." Everyone knows that. "We aren't twelve anymore." Ha. My brother is in denial. He still jokes about bodily functions, plays video games, and watches porn. Boys never grow up. "Dibs." I said quickly before downing the last of my espresso. "You are so annoying. More importantly, I don't care." Noah sat back, crossing his legs and asking for the cheque from the waitress.

Abby made a vomit sound. I playfully glared at her and Laila laughed at our banters. " Don't forget that few hours ago you where shucking up James face back at the water fall" that shut her up. Laila was now laughing loudly . Abby face look really flushed right now.

I do not really care for Mina Scopuli, she is turning out to be much more of a bitch than I anticipated hahahaha Thank you everyone, Happy Reading Love, DB And since I can not publish less then 100 words I leave you with a joke,... why cant the T rex clap his hands? Because he is extinct

She laughed like her laughter was uncontrollable and I could only watched, totally bewildered. I wasn't sobbing, wasn't begging, it was like I was frozen in my bewilderment. "Oh sweet Jesus, can you not be so fucking stupid, Daisy? Do I have to drill a bullet through your legs before you get what is fucking happening here? Are you fucking dumb?" She stopped laughing and that cold look returned.