Dabi Funny Novels & Stories

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man

"He is a credit to you and your Luna." "Timon - Pumbaa", Damien snapped, frustrated, waving between himself and Tommy, who stood beside Ab's, "Great, now we are all introduced. Can we get this show on the road?" "Why do I have to be the warthog?" Tommy grumbled, trying yet again to defuse Damiens's anger. "I mean- if the t-shirt fits..." Damien smirked sarcastically, raising a brow at Tommy; relief spread through me, knowing Tommy's wit had the desired effect. Damien seemed to have cooled down a few degrees.

Abby I’m standing in the middle of the restaurant, my phone clutched in my hand as I stare at the screen. The headline glares back at me: “Inside Abby’s Bizarre World: A Journey into the Mind of a Lunatic.” “Guys, you have to see this,” I say, grinning as I turn the screen towards Daisy, Chloe, Karl, John, Ethan, and Anton. Karl starts to chuckle. “Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.”

Abigail asked, " well I don't know I guess there's nothing that has been able to make me lighten up, and I've seen a lot" he replied, " do you like me sir" she asked again, " well you are a very likeable person so why not" he replied l, " and please call me Damian" he said. " Ok Mr Damian, I know you know the type of like I'm talking about , the other day in the office for example "she said, " oh umm, i, what, do you think it's hot in here" he replied.

Gab said in a low voice but Boss Dar heard what he said loud and clear. “What the hell!” Outright, Boss Dar left his right-hand man and almost ran to the swimming pool area. Mr. Gab could not control grinning and then he laughed while giggling upon seeing the reaction of his boss. He can hint at something between Boss Dar and his bed warmer but he does not want to conclude yet.

“ I am really glad that you are experiencing this beautiful feeling that can’t make you stop smiling , ever . “ said Derrick happily . “ Now I know what you feel when you are with Mia , Derrick . I always thought it was something foolish but this something foolish is so beautiful that it makes you incredibly happy . “ said Damian happily . “ Now you understand why I act that way . Is the type happiness that makes you turn into a fool . “ said Derrick with a pleased tone . “ You are right ! “ said Damian then smiled as he looked at the screen of the tv . “ Should we chose this movie ? “ asked Derrick . “ Sure ! “ said Damian . The two of them started to watch tv as they drank and enjoyed the

He murmered under his breath but I heard it. "Oh really? Well then you are a Feisty snake, feisty lion, feisty panda, Feisty frog, Feisty....Feisty coakroach, feisty dove...." I was interrupted by a loud sound of someone laughing. On turning to look at the front, it was the one and only, Mr.Damien. "What?!" I asked angrily. "Seriously....like....wait.....let me....stop!" He kept on laughing holding his stomach. When his laugh died down that had caused water to seep out of his eyes, he stood straight with a his stupid smile on his face.

Dibs is a real bro code. "HELL YEAH! If I say shotgun, I get to ride in the front." Everyone knows that. "We aren't twelve anymore." Ha. My brother is in denial. He still jokes about bodily functions, plays video games, and watches porn. Boys never grow up. "Dibs." I said quickly before downing the last of my espresso. "You are so annoying. More importantly, I don't care." Noah sat back, crossing his legs and asking for the cheque from the waitress.

"Hahaha…!" Da D,wei was trying hard to hold the amusement in his heart but he couldn't and then he laughed out loud. The girl was just too sweet and he loved it! Bai Zhen was surprised to see the man laughing. She stared at Da D,wei with her mouth slightly opened in shock. "How are you this simple, beautiful?" He pinched her cheek lightly. "First of all, baby! S*x... Ohhh, my God! That sweet feeling when doing it, especially with the person you like! Thank you God, for S*x! I wonder how humans would have survived without that awesome feeling!"

Abby made a vomit sound. I playfully glared at her and Laila laughed at our banters. " Don't forget that few hours ago you where shucking up James face back at the water fall" that shut her up. Laila was now laughing loudly . Abby face look really flushed right now.