Dad Joke Examples Novels & Stories

“Dalawa silang nagmamahal sa kanya… Pero sino ang ama ng kanyang dinadala?” Elora Lior Alvarez never thought she would fall into a dangerous, forbidden love with her CEO, Clyde Rio Illustre. Alam niyang engaged na ito—pero paano niya pipigilan ang pusong hindi marunong lumaban? When Clyde’s fiancée, Iris Saavedra, returns and their marriage finally pushes through, Elora’s world begins to crumble. Then comes Chion Ryu Illustre—Clyde’s cold, enigmatic half-brother. Behind his distant eyes and silent ways, Elora begins to feel a warmth she never expected. His quiet devotion awakens a forbidden spark she can’t ignore. But just as she starts to heal, fate plays its cruelest card—she’s pregnant. Is the baby really Clyde’s… or does it belong to Chion? Now, trapped between two powerful billionaire brothers, Elora faces the hardest choice of her life: Will she cling to the man who first stole her heart, or surrender to the one who’s silently proving he deserves it?

Nawala kay Ana Lancaster ang lahat sa loob lamang ng isang araw. Pinakasalan ng kanyang nobyo ang kanyang matalik na kaibigang buntis, at iniwan siya na may isang malupit na paalala: walang lalaking magnanais kailanman sa isang mahirap at plus-size na babaeng katulad niya. Ngayon, isa na lamang siyang utusan sa mansyon ng pamilya Leon, tahanan ng pinakamakapangyarihang pamilya ng mga negosyante sa lungsod. Ang kanyang buhay ay puno ng mga utos, panghihiya, at mapanlait na mga tingin—hanggang sa magsimulang mapansin siya ng tatlong mapanganib na lalaki. Si Leon, ang malamig at dominante na lalaki na tumitingin kay Ana na para bang pag-aari na niya ito. Si Adrian, ang matatag at mahinahong lalaki na unti-unting nagpaparamdam kay Ana na siya ay kanais-nais. Si Sebastian, ang mailap at mapang-akit na lalaki na hindi kailanman itinatago ang kanyang pagkahumaling sa panunukso sa katawan at isipan ni Ana. Nang ang utang sa ospital ng kanyang yumaong ina ay nagbantang sirain ang kanyang buhay, napilitang mapasok si Ana sa isang lihim na kasunduan kasama ang tatlong lalaking napakayaman, napakamakapangyarihan, at masyadong obsesibo upang tanggihan. Isang desisyon lamang ang humila kay Ana sa isang mundong puno ng pera, pagnanasa, at mapanganib na mga laro sa pagitan ng tatlong matalik na magkaibigan na unti-unting nagsisimulang sirain ang isa't isa dahil sa kanya. Sa likod ng mamahaling mga damit, nag-aalab na mga haplos, at makasalanang mga bulong, dahan-dahang napagtanto ni Ana ang isang bagay: Hindi lamang ang kanyang katawan ang gusto nila. Gusto nila siyang angkinin nang buo.

Habang brutal akong pinapaslang ng kriminal, ang dad ko, ang head ng Criminal Investigation Division, at ang mom ko, ang Chief Forensic Pathologist, ay nanonood sa laban ng kapatid kong si Lily Lambert. Bilang paghihiganti, ang kriminal, na dating nahuli ng dad ko, ay pinutol ang dila ko at ginamit ang phone ko upang tawagan siya. Isang bagay lang ang sinabi ng dad ko bago niya binaba ang tawag. “Anuman ang nangyayari, ang laban ni Lily ang pangunahing prayoridad ngayong araw!” Ngumisi ang kriminal, “Mukhang maling tao ang dinukot ko. Akala ko mas mahal nila ang tunay nilang anak!” Sa pinangyarihan ng krimen, nagulat ang mga magulang ko sa brutal na kalagayan ng bangkay at kinasuklaman nila ang kawalan ng awa ng killer. Subalit, hindi nila napagtanto na ang gula-gulanit na bangkay na iyon ay ang sarili nilang anak.

Reina Shivani Milendez, a 28-year-old woman, discovers that her long-time boyfriend has been cheating on her. In an attempt to unwind, she visits an exclusive bar, where she is approached by a man named Zachary Aden Contreras, who unexpectedly proposes marriage. Thinking it’s a joke, she declines. However, Zachary is persistent and offers her a deal in exchange for the marriage. Believing that he genuinely wants to help her move on from her ex-boyfriend and helping her to become a successor of Shivani's family business. But what she thought was a sincere gesture of love reveals itself to be part of a larger, deceitful game—one in which her desires are manipulated and consumed by a deceptive arrangement.

Yna Maria Cortes is a spoiled brat and happy go lucky daughter. Her dad wanted her to manage their own company but she's not interested at all. So, to teach her a lesson, her Dad asks for some help from his friend. His son, named Alas  Gabriel Dela Merzcid accepted his deals to help Yna to become a responsible one by becoming his personal secretary. She was forced to do the things she hated the most but she had no other options, she wanted her money back. So, even though she's against her dad's plan, she accepted the deal.  Until one day, she found herself to slowly accept her fate of becoming a responsible businesswoman, who is willing to do everything for the sake of everybody's wellness. She also started to like Alas for many reasons, and she falls in love with him secretly. She's ready to tell Alas about her feelings but Janus, her ex-boyfriend, comes back. He returned and asked for her forgiveness.   Neither Alas nor Janus is her problem, all she fears the most is, she's pregnant and she knows that the father of her baby was the stranger once she had sex two-months ago

What would you do if your daughter’s last wish was for you to marry someone as her new dad? Will you do it? Or you won’t? Aeris Fabros has no one but only her daughter, Hale. But her daughter was always weak and ill, that's why she always took her to the doctor. Having no father on her side, Hale became close to her doctor, Doctor Reagan. The doctor is very caring and he is single, at least that’s how they see him. Hale wants him to be her new dad, that's why she wants her mom to marry him. Can Aeris make this request possible to tempt Doctor Reagan and make him fall in love with her? Or will it be the other way around? Read this to find out!

Stella Amaria Aragon, the spoiled brat daughter of the man who is the owner of one of the top leading company worldwide.Everyone describes her as rich, confident, fancy, and wicked.Even herself agreed on what they thought about her.She's proudly showing everyone her real self and real behaviour as if she does'nt care of what they will say behind her back. When Stella's family went out of town and left her alone at home, her dad called someone to look after her, to take care of her while they are gone, and more specifically, to babysit her.He called the man whom he think, can handle his daughter's atittude and can teach her how to treat everyone around her nice.Her dad asked THE FAITHFUL CHEATER to discipline her and take care of her at the same time.

BLURB: Five years ago, Althea ran away from her marriage. No goodbyes, no explanations—just a desperate escape from a life she never wanted. Now, fate plays a cruel joke on her when she unknowingly applies for a job at Montevista Group of Companies, only to come face-to-face with the man she abandoned… Xander Montevista He’s no longer the reckless man she once knew. He’s powerful. Dangerous. And merciless. At sa unang araw pa lang ng trabaho niya, isang nakakakilabot na tanong ang sumalubong sa kanya— "Are you still a virgin, my wife?" And just like that, her nightmare begins. Xander is furious. He wants answers. He wants revenge. But above all—he wants her back. And this time… Althea can never escape him again.

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT INSIDE | RATED 18+ | SPG For Matthew, the secret, spoiled and badass unico hijo de Aristizabal, nothing mattered more than clubs, alcohol, cigarettes, and sex - be it with a woman or with women. He only wants to taste the delicious creations of God. He only wants to explore heaven. He only wants to savor his youthful life. Iyon ang laging rason niya sa kaniyang ina sa kung anong kabulastugan ang ginagawa niya sa buhay araw-araw lalo't kailangang mapanatiling pribado ang kanilang buhay. But Matthew's not-so-private life is destined to be changed when his dad is found one day bathed in his own blood inside his office. He is aware of the complex negotiation and the good family Aristizabal. Dahilan kung bakit kailangang itago silang mag ina sa simula't sapol na ikinasal ang mga mga magulang niya at hanggang sa maisilang siya. Fueled by anger and pain, Matthew will seek revenge on the unknown killer of his beloved dad as the only heir of the Aristizabal family. Luckily, he met Chase Herrera at his favorite club and invited him to become one of the members of Foedus to seek protection for his mom while he's searching for justice for the death of his dad and ask for help. Love. Lies. Secret. Betrayal. Matthew little had no idea that as soon as he stepped foot into Agrianthropos City, he would meet the woman who would unravel the truth that would break his wounded heart. Will he use the gold card to save the woman who fixed him and leave the hell island without him inside the body bag? Or let her die with her own lies?

Samantha Shiobvian Dela Cruz has itall – wealth, beauty, popularity, friends. She's like the modern day queen; Her Grandfather is the President of the country while his Dad is the most popular Senator. She's living a life every girl her age dreams about. A perfect life indeed - that's what they think.