Dad Joke Examples

I groan, leaning my body over his, resting my forehead against his shoulder. “Ride me, Angel.” He commands, panting, guiding my hips. “Put it in me, please…” I beg, biting his shoulder, trying to control the pleasurable sensation that's taking over my body more intensely than any orgasm I have felt alone. He's just rubbing his dick on me, and the sensation is better than any I've been able to provide on my own. “Shut up.” He says hoarsely, digging his finger even harder into my hips, guiding the way I ride on his lap quickly, sliding my wet entrance and causing my clit to rub against his hard-on. “Hah, Julian…” His name escapes with a loud moan, and he lifts my hips with extreme ease and pulls me down again, making a hollow sound that makes me bite my lips. I could feel how the tip of his dick dangerously met my entrance… Angelee decides to free herself and do whatever she wants, including losing her virginity after catching her boyfriend of four years sleeping with her best friend in his apartment. But who could be the best choice, if not her father's best friend, a successful man and a convicted bachelor? Julian is used to having flings and one-night stands. More than that, he has never been committed to anyone, or had his heart won over. And that would make him the best candidate… if he were willing to accept Angelee's request. However, she's determined to convince him, even if it means seducing him and messing with his head completely. … “Angelee?” He looks at me confused, maybe my expression is confused. But I just open my lips, saying slowly, “Julian, I want you to fuck me.” Rating: 18+

Seven HOT age gab (forbidden) Romance Stories in one, inclusive a bonus story! *Dear Daddy *Dear Stepson *Dear Stepdaddy *Dear Teacher *Dear Doctor *Dear shy, sexy Professor Bonus story: My boyfriend's uncle.

Embun harus keluar dari rumah kakak iparnya, tetapi dengan syarat ia harus menikah lebih dulu agar kakaknya tidak mengkhawatirkan Embun. Namun, yang jadi masalah adalah Embun tidak memiliki kekasih! Di saat kebingungan melanda, si Kakek, pelanggan setia kafenya meminta Embun untuk menikah dengan putra terakhirnya, Kaisar Rahardja. Embun dan Kaisar akhirnya menikah, tetapi mengapa Kaisar mau menikahi Embun begitu saja?

Akibat kebodohannya bersandiwara menjadi kekasih CEO di perusahaan tempatnya bekerja, Aeera Grizella berakhir dinikahi oleh sang Big Bos–Karl Alarich Adam, pria dingin nan misterius sekaligus berbahaya. Di rumah Aeera harus menjadi istri  penurut dan patuh. Sedangkan  di kantor dia layaknya kacung serbaguna untuk Alarich.  "Pilihanmu hanya dua, Aeera. Menikah denganku secara sukarela atau menikah denganku karena paksa." Alarich berkata tenang, menatap sayup ke arah perempuan yang berdiri gugup dan gemetaran di depannya.  "Me–menikah secara paksa itu seperti apa, Pak?" Aeera bertanya gugup. "Tentunya dengan membuatmu hamil anakku."

Warning! 18+ Let's put her in the golden cage." He suggested. A smile formed on Jackson's face when he heard his twin brother's insistence. It doesn't seem like the solution to the problem, but it would give them enough time to figure out their new sex slave out. "Then bring her out when we want to fuck her or when she needs our dicks inside her." Married, sex-deprived Anna didn't expect that her sexual fantasies will be fulfilled to the peak when she decided to accept the invite of the Twins sibling she met on Tumblr until she got to their mansion and she was caged and prisoned after signing a legal consensual form. "Why did you accept our invite? Tell us again, " Jacob asked Anna as he slapped her already, red swollen cheek. "Because I want you guys to treat me like a sex slave, " Anna gulped. Anna Walson, 18 years old virgin and high school dropout who was maltreated by her father after her mother's death was sold to his creditor, got entangled with the Michealson brothers whom she met on an online platform. She had sexual relations with them, which in turn made the twins run a background check on her because they NOW wanted her to themselves ONLY.

One morning, Piper Smith woke up to find herself naked with clothes scattered on the floor and kiss marks on several parts of her body. She had no memory and no idea with whom she had spent a passionate night. The incident led to her being evicted from her grandma’s mansion. Eight months later, she gave birth and became a single parent to her son. Until one day, an offer to become a private tutor for a girl from a wealthy family came to her. Piper, who was struggling financially, did not hesitate to accept the job offer. And from there, Piper finally discovered a shocking fact that had been hidden from her all this time. What was the shocking fact? Who was the man she had spent the night with? Will Piper and her son be happy? Note: Book cover from Kiss.

Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan! Cerita ini mengandung banyak kata-kata kasar, konten sadis dan adegan dewasa! . . . Seorang gadis polos yang bertahan hidup dari perputaran nasib yang memaksanya untuk menjadi seorang Sugar Baby dari seorang monster berdarah dingin yang terkenal sangat kejam di dunia bawah tanah bernama Dante Prime. Akankah Lylia Prozky dapat bertahan dalam melewati banyak cobaan atas petualangannya menemukan cinta pertama? Belum lagi obsesi dan sifat posesif sang Sugar Daddy ketika Lylia dihadapkan dengan beberapa pria yang ternyata jatuh hati padanya. Akankah Lylia bisa selamat dari orang-orang yang mencoba menyakitinya? Ikuti terus perjalanan dan perjuangan cinta antara Baby Lylia dan Daddy Dante. . . Nb : Alur cerita menggunakan Point of View dari 2 karakter utama beserta Author sendiri (Dante, Lylia dan Author POV). Jadi jangan bingung! Rasakan serunya sensasi menjadi karakter tersebut!

"You are going to spread your legs for Daddy and take the cock like a good girl." "Yes, Daddy." Paying her abusive ex-boyfriend money wasn't enough, it is getting her elder brother into the trouble of stealing from a mafia boss to afford the money. London is kidnapped by Daddy Zane after her brother steals from him to save her ass, well, Karma hits too soon. Daddy Zane wants to keep her as his pet and London might just love it, but what happens when her abusive ex comes asking for more, threatening to kill her? Will Daddy Zane save his good girl, London, or sweep her under the mat because she is more trouble than she is worth it. "Let me be your good girl, Daddy."

"Stop the car!" Shouted Albert "Boss!" "I said stop the car or you are fired!" Albert said coldly. 'Screeeeeeech' the driver stepped on the emergency break. Before he could react, his boss had already flung the door and was running towards a certain direction... .... "Let's go home." Hearing the word home, Velma looked at the man before her dumbly. "Let's go home..." Albert repeated himself. Before waiting for Velma to reply, he took her hand and led her to the car.

Marco adalah seorang CEO perusahaan raksasa dalam bidang makanan instan. Kekayaan berlimpah namun kehidupannya terasa kesepian dan menyedihkan. Laura, Istri yang Dia cintai dengan sepenuh hati ternyata tega mengkhianatinya, istrinya bercinta dengan mantan kekasihnya dahulu. Memanfaatkan kekayaan Marco untuk kesenangan pribadinya. Marco membalas Laura dengan menghianatinya juga, menjelajahi cinta untuk menemukan pelabuhan hati yang bisa membuatnya nyaman dan bisa melupakan Laura. Hingga pencarian Marco terhenti kepada sosok gadis cerdas bernama Bella yaitu karyawan baru berstatus karyawan kontrak di perusahaan Marco sendiri, yang berpenampilan lugu dan polos tetapi cerdas, menjadi sugar baby nya. Mampukah Bella membuat nyaman Marco hingga merebut Hatinya? Banyak intrik dan kejutan manis di dalam novel ini. Selamat membaca.