Dad Joke Examples

On their engagement day, her fiancé cheated with her sister, and pushed her down the stairs even though she was pregnant!Five years later, Charmine Jiang made an impactful return, rooted with a deep hatred for scumbags. She was cold-hearted, ready to fight for the family money, eyed to become a supermodel. She was ready to stun the world.Although she was determined to make her own money for revenge, hordes of men still insisted on helping her, spoiling her.“Who offended my lady? Get the gears ready!”“AK999 ready, I’ve got the scumbags! Dad, Mom, please bring me a little sister!”

Karena suatu jebakan, dia hamil dan malah menikah dengan pria yang berkuasa."Selalin mengandung anak haram, kamu berniat untuk membuatku mencintaimu? Jangankan tiga bulan, bahkan kalau aku memberikanmu waktu tiga puluh tahun pun, kamu tidak akan mungkin berhasil!”Wanita itu tahu bahwa keberadaannya tidak diinginkan, jadi ketika tanggal pernikahan tiba, dia melarikan diri. Namun, siapa yang menyangka hal itu membuat sang calon suami menggila dan mengejarnya ke seluruh dunia?!“Hatiku untukmu, hidupku juga, kamu bisa ambil semua yang kamu inginkan, tapi kembalilah padaku!” Saat melihat bocah kecil menggemaskan itu, pria itu terperangah. “Anak haram itu ….” Wanita itu melotot dan berseru, “Anak haram apanya?! Dia anak kita!”

"A worthless bitch is what you will ever be! " Her husband yelled, his hands swung to hit her across her face! "Why don't you just go and die already, can you stop forcing yourself on him, he will never love you, you're so pathetic! " His mistress spat in disdain and hatred. Aurora James thought she married the love of her life, but he turned out to be her greatest nightmare. When he forced her to bear another man's child, she had no choice but to give up her child. Four years later, broken and shattered, she set out in to find the man who fathered her child. Never in her wildest dream had she except it to be Tremont Stone. The cold-hearted and ruthless Billionaire that owns half of her state! He stared coldly at the tiny ugly woman who had bumped into him. "Who are you, woman! " He thundered. "I want one thing from you, that is my son!"

Isabella Styles is betrayed by her boyfriend and decides to get drunk which leads to a one night stand with a famous billionaire CEO who is also the next American Mafia Lord. The one night stand leads to an unexpected pregnancy. Join Isabella Styles and Sydney Kings as they discover secrets along the way.

Angel Anneliese, sosok gadis SMA yang berumur 16 tahun dan berakhir menjadi seorang sugar baby. Wajah cantik, perilaku imut dan tingkah polosnya berhasil membuat pria yang berumur 14 tahun lebih tua darinya itu langsung tergila-gila untuk menjadikannya seorang sugar baby. Nick Brechtje, sosok pria yang begitu egois dan tidak peduli terhadap lingkungan sekitarnya, berhasil membuat seorang Angel Anneliese yang terbilang tidak peduli dengan cinta itu berhasil bertekuk lutut. Nick yang juga membenci dengan yang namanya 'Status Pengikat' pada akhirnya langsung terbuai oleh gadis mungil itu dan menjadikannya seorang sugar baby. Bagaimana kehidupan Angel saat setelah menjadi seorang sugar baby sesuai dengan keinginannya? Apakah dia mendapatkan kebahagiaan sama seperti apa yang dia ekspektasikan? Ataukah dia mendapatkan kenyataan yang berbanding terbalik dari ekspektasinya?

Sophie Mack, a 19-year-old resilient and dedicated child of a zealot parish man, raised by a nanny turned stepmother after the death of her mother from birth. She not only faced betrayal by her stepsister, but her boyfriend of five years drugged her, then she had a one-night stand with a stranger, resulting in triplets.   Elliot Harrington, a 26-year-old shrewd billionaire, wakes up in a hotel room to find himself wrapped around a beautiful girl.  Before he checks out of the hotel room, he leaves the girl with a bundle of cash. Later, he sends his investigator to find the girl he slept with, who mistakes Sophie for Olivia, Sophie's step-sister.   Five years later, Sophie, now a renowned financial analyst, returns to New York and starts working at the prestigious Harrington Group, where Elliot is president. Little does she know, her triplets embark on a mission—to uncover the identity of their elusive father.  *** "Owen, did you hear what that man said? He said you looked like his boss. Can the boss be our daddy?" Nathan said, looking at Owen, who had already started working devotedly on his laptop. "We can't be sure of that. But we can still make him candidate 1. The point is helping Mummy find Daddy," replied Isabel, the only girl of the triplets.   "I found him—his boss—and I guess I kind of resemble him. I have his eyes and ears." Owen said with a raised brow. "See, Nathan, you have his hair. But Isabel, you don't resemble Dad, not even Mom; who do you resemble?"  "Who told you his dad? We are not even sure he is our dad; it's just candidate 1." ***  Will Candidate 1 prove to be the missing link, or is there another layer to the mystery that even the triplets couldn't foresee?

Alana Mendoza, a sunbeam in a world of shadows, had her life meticulously planned: a dream job, independence, and the loving embrace of her family. But when her parents shatter her reality with an arranged marriage to a powerful Italian billionaire stranger, her bright future dims. Ricardo Romero, a single father hardened by loss and ruthless in his pursuits, wants nothing to do with the cheerful woman thrust into his life. He's a fortress of icy arrogance, a man who lives solely for his son. Yet, beneath the cold exterior lies a burning intensity, a dangerous allure that threatens to ignite a forbidden passion. Haunted by his past, he views Alana as nothing more than an inconvenient obligation. He's a man of sharp edges and sharper words, a fortress guarded by ice and grief. But beneath the surface, a fierce passion simmers, a desire that threatens to shatter his carefully constructed walls. Can Alana melt the ice around his heart, or will their forced union become a battleground of pride and hidden desires? In a world where wealth breeds danger and love is a dangerous game, will they find solace in each other's arms or be consumed by the flames of their forbidden attraction?

(Cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+) Lagi asyik mengantri untuk membeli karcis bioskop, Katya benar-benar kaget saat seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba saja menarik tangannya. Lebih kaget lagi, ketika ternyata anak kecil itu membawanya kepada seorang lelaki yang bernama Gaffandra, untuk dijadikan temannya menonton! Lalu dari kejadian itu, pertemuan antara Katya dan Gaffandra pun berlanjut... ... di atas tempat tidur. * Dibesarkan oleh kakek dan ayah yang sering kawin-cerai, membuat pernikahan tidak akan pernah terlintas di benak Gaffandra, meskipun usianya sudah menginjak 38 tahun. Ia terlalu menikmati hidup bebas tanpa ikatan dan drama yang merepotkan. Namun ketenangannya pun terusik ketika pasangan hidup selibatnya, Olivia, tiba-tiba saja menuntut sebuah pernikahan. Gaffandra pun segera memutuskan hubungan tanpa ikatan dengan Olivia tanpa merasa keberatan sedikit pun, meskipun sesudahnya ia bingung bagaimana menyalurkan hasrat normalnya sebagai seorang lelaki yang butuh pelampiasan. Hingga akhirnya ia bertemu Katya, dan mengajukan sebuah penawaran menggiurkan yang sulit untuk ditolak. *** IG : @blackauroranovels

DICARI!!! LAKI-LAKI SEHAT YANG MAU MEMBUAHI!!! Bastian Cokro adalah CEO perusahaan f&b, berusia 30 tahun, dan single. Rumornya, Bastian—atau yang biasa dipanggil Mas Tian—adalah bujangan yang tak kunjung menikah karena ketidakmampuan dalam memproduksi keturunan. Infertil, alias mandul. Di sisi lain, terdapat Eva Sania yang bulan depan berulang tahun ke-28. Seorang News Broadcaster yang hidup di tengah ibu kota dengan pekerjaan sesuai passion bergaji tinggi, sahabat dekat yang suportif, serta seorang FWB yang tampan dan memuaskan, lengkap membuat dunia Eva terasa berjalan dengan sempurna. Tapi sialnya, semua yang sempurna itu harus berakhir juga saat ibunda Eva menitahkan vonisnya: "Kak, Mami udah nyerah untuk minta kamu cari suami. Udah telat, teman-teman seusiamu sudah berkeluarga semua ... … Kamu kenapa nggak langsung punya anak saja?" ⚠️ KONTEN 21+

Don't touch me!" She yanked his hand off, inching away from his reach. "Kath.." "What do you want from me?" She snapped, fighting the urge to tear up in front of this untrusting man she once called her husband. "You." he answered with so much authority and possessiveness. Katherine scoffed, what does he take her for? She wasn't ready when he drew closer to her, covering the space between them. He lowered his head until his warm breath fanned her face, "Marry me," he whispered to her, "again" ... Anderson Riecke is determined to do anything to legally secure his place as CEO of his father's chain of companies. But when his father's proposal was for him to get married, offering him only a very short time; it becomes a tug of war for him and his brothers. Anderson Riecke is willing to do anything to retain his position and inheritance, including remarrying Katherine Tetrazzini, his ex-wife whom he divorced out of her infidelity. Anderson is left with no choice than to invite her back into his life. No strings attached and on contract basis. The deal was to part ways, once he achieves his aim of being stated as CEO and rightful owner of the conglomerate; Katherine Tetrazzini felt the same way about him, all she wanted at that point was the benefit and then she'll be out of his life for good, before he finds out about his seed developing in her womb. But what happens when the feelings that both thought had died resurfaced, threatening to pull them back together? When Anderson Riecke took the risk of entangling himself with his ex-wife again, he was ready for anything but not for the weight of her secret and Katherine is determined to keep it away from him forever.