Dad Joke Examples

Angel Hale has spent her whole life worshipping one man. Vincent Hale. He was the man who adopted her after her parents died in a mysterious cold blooded murder by their enemies. To Angel, Vincent is perfection. His deep voice dampens her panties, his presence makes her knees go weak. She calls him Daddy, not by blood, but by obsession, desire, and the twisted bond she built around him since childhood. But Vincent has a dark secret, one that will turn Angel’s world upside down. Now she is stuck between two daddies. Uncle Daniel who wants to ruin her and Daddy who tells her she is his. Only his. But Angel cannot resist the desire of both men who want to claim her. Can she defy the Daddy she loved so blindly? Or will Daniel pull drag her back into his darkness forever? And even more terrifying… What will Daniel do when someone tries to take his doll away? Even if it’s his best friend. The war between Daddy and Uncle is coming—and Angel is the prize both are willing to spill blood to claim. PLEASE NOTE: This book is an extremely DARK EROTIC romance with HEAVY EXPLICIT scenes. The main characters are the villains you don’t want to cross paths with. Be warned!!!

I’m Ellie, an orphan. I fall in love with my daddy’s friend, Austin. He’s the Alpha King. He’s my adoptive father. And he’s twice my age. --- Ellie accidentally has a one-night stand with a stranger the day her adoptive father returns from war. Wow, this stranger is so hot and good in bed! He’s much better than her scary guardian, only the room is too dark to see his face. --- When bloodthirsty, ruthless Alpha Austin learns his little Ellie had a one-night stand with a man, he is furious. "Who is that guy?" "You have no right to know who he is!" "If I find out who that stupid male dog is, I'll make him regret doing this to you!" "He isn't a stupid male dog. He’s the best man I've ever met. He's sexy, he's strong and he makes me happy!" Until one day, Austin finds that stupid male dog is him…

Ryan Stanley Ford mengganti identitasnya untuk misi membalas dendam dan mencari bukti kehancuran perusahaan Andrew Ford, sang ayah. Ryan harus mengikuti permainan licik James White yang memintanya sebagai CEO dan menjalin kedekatan dengan putri tunggalnya, Briana. Kini keduanya semakin terikat. Ryan dilema antara melanjutkan misi atau membatalkan dendamnya demi Briana.

Hidup Fasya mendadak berubah hanya dalam waktu 24 jam. Semua terjadi karena kesehatan kakeknya yang menurun. Dengan berharap akan kesembuhan kakeknya, Fasya terpaksa harus menikah hari itu juga dengan pria yang baru ia temui. Harapan akan masa depan yang indah dan cerah langsung hancur saat status Fasya berubah menjadi istri dari seorang Adnan Atmadja. Semua yang ada di dalam pria itu sangat jauh dari ekspektasinya. Akankah kehidupan pernikahan mereka akan bahagia? Atau bahkan ada lika-liku yang membuat mereka sengsara?

I was never a mother. Never been in love. Never even kissed a man. But the day two children called me "Mummy," My world turned upside down. Ethan Stark, a cold, powerful, and ruthless billionaire, believed I abandoned our kids and forced me into a loveless marriage with him. All I have are my words... and no proof of my innocence. How can I explain to him I don't know what he was talking about when there is a picture that says otherwise and my striking resemblance with the kids?

Luna mengalami sebuah peristiwa yang membuat keluarganya didera sebuah masalah. Di tengah keputusasaan, Jonathan, seorang pria mapan dan misterius, datang menawarkan bantuan tak terduga. Namun, kebaikan Jonathan datang dengan syarat yang mengubah segalanya, Luna harus bersedia menikah dengannya. Pernikahan yang dilandasi keterpaksaan itu membawa Luna ke dalam kehidupan yang jauh berbeda, sekaligus menghadapi badai baru. Keluarga Jonathan menentang keras, memandang Luna yang jauh lebih muda hanya mengincar harta. Akankah sentuhan dan janji Jonathan cukup untuk menepis segala tuduhan, ataukah "pernikahan dadakan" ini justru akan menghancurkan keduanya?

Your son’s life is on the line. The only way to save him? His biological brother’s blood. But when you track down the real father, you uncover a shocking twist: the clinic swapped the sperm—yours came from the wrong vault. And the donor? Your boss. 😳

Karena ketauan one night stand oleh sang ayah, Dave terpaksa di nikahkan dengan Rachel. Dave yang baru mengenal Rachel itu jadi membenci istri dadakannya. Ia menganggap Rachel telah merengut kebebasan dan segala hal yang dimilikinya. Padahal Rachel sendiri telah memiliki kekasih sebelum menikah dengan Dave. Lalu, apa yang akan terjadi pada pernikahan Dave dan Rachel kedepannya?

Brutal Explicit Naughty Seductive Hardcore Adult Sex Erotic Taboo Sexy Short Stories Compilation: Hot Brats, Age Gap, Dirty Family, Virgin First Time, Dark Romance. "I'm about to fuck your mouth, baby," he warns me, raising his eyebrows in anticipation of my response. "Mmm," I manage, with a mouth full of hard cock. His hand instantly grips my hair as his hips thrust forward, fast and hard. Pumping me like we're fucking, the tip of his cock slams into the back of my throat over and over, my filling with tears as I struggle to breathe with the obstruction. "Oh fuck!" he groans, and it's all worth it. He's freaky, I like that. And now it's a competition, who can outdo the other. I'm determined not to lose, and taking his thrusts down my throat is only the first step. His second hand drops to my head so he can grip me tightly, his hips surging forward rapidly. There's nowhere for me to go, I'm forced to take his jabs, and my eyes close as the tears build. "Look at me, baby. Let me see your eyes," he grunts and I do as he says.

Kania, tiga puluh tahun, memilih hidup dalam keheningan sejak patah yang tak ia bicarakan. Ia tak mencari cinta. Bahkan tubuhnya pun sudah lama lupa rasanya disentuh dengan sungguh-sungguh. Hingga Arsa pindah ke unit sebelah. Pria asing yang pulang larut, jarang bicara, tapi punya suara berat yang menggema di dinding tipis. Setiap malam, jarak mereka tak lebih dari satu tembok. Setiap pagi, tubuh Kania bangun dengan denyut yang tak bisa dijelaskan. Apa yang awalnya hanya suara—pelan-pelan menjadi obsesi. Dan obsesi itu, tanpa mereka sadari, saling tumbuh dari dua arah. Tapi kedekatan fisik tak pernah sesederhana yang terlihat. Ada luka yang belum selesai, ada batas yang mudah kabur saat malam terlalu lama, dan ada rahasia yang hanya muncul di antara ciuman dan bisikan paling sunyi.