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After being humiliated for being barren in my three years of marriage, a one night stand with a stranger got me pregnant with triplets. Avery Ryan is an Orphan Omega who has always loved her husband Alpha Drew all her life but he never loved her, all he wanted is a pup from her. On the night of their third year wedding anniversary, she caught him cheating on her with another lady who is already pregnant with his child. She decided to feign ignorance because of the love she had for him, but he threw a divorce papers to her face and severed the bond. Drown in her sorrows after divorce, Avery decided to drink herself to stupor in a bar, where she had a one night stand with a stranger, her Wolf got agitated but she shut her off and take it as just the Alcohol effect. Two months later, Avery found out she was pregnant with triplets for the stranger. What will be her reaction? And if she ever comes across the stranger again, will she admit to having birthed his children?

Apa jadinya jika kita harus menikah dengan seseorang yang sama sekali tidak kita kenal? Madea Quenza Syakira gadis cantik yang terpaksa menjalani pernikahan dengan seorang pria lumpuh karena dirinya tak sengaja menabrak seorang ibu ibu cantik dan modis yang memakai kebaya dan bingung mencari mempelai wanita untuk putranya. Madea terpaksa menggantikan posisi wanita itu karena dirinya diancam oleh wanita yang ditabraknya, karena desakan dan ancaman itu, membuat Dea mau tak mau menerima pernikahan itu. Marvino Edgar Mahendra, sosok pria yang kini hanya bisa duduk di kursi roda harus tetep melaksanakan akad nikahnya dengan wanita lain, wanita yang sama sekali tidak di kenalnya sama sekali. Sama seperti Dea, ia melakukan ini agar menyelamatkan nama baik keluarganya karena dirinya ditinggalkan oleh kekasihnya tepat di hari pernikahannya. Rasa hancur itu membuat dirinya selalu membenci perempuan. Lalu, bagaimana Dea harus menghadapi sikap kasar dan dingin Vino? Akankah vino mau menerima pernikahan ini dan mau memperlakukan Dea dengan baik dan bisa merasakan kembali apa itu jatuh cinta? Dan mampukah Dea bertahan dengan sosok pria yang selalu bersikap dingin dan juga kasar terhadap dirinya? Ikuti terus kisah mereka berdua.. Follow ig: iss.1206, FB; Isma. tik tok: ismatillah36

Dalam satu malam, hidup Amel retak dan serpihannya tertancap di hati yang salah. Ketika Jonathan—kakak tiri yang selama ini ia hormati—melakukan satu kesalahan fatal dalam kondisi mabuk dan emosi, Amel kehilangan banyak hal: rasa aman, masa depan, dan kepercayaan. Di bawah tekanan keluarga dan rasa malu yang membungkam, pernikahan dipaksakan, sebuah "tanggung jawab" yang hanya menambah luka. Jonathan ingin menebus, tapi Amel hanya ingin melarikan diri. Di tengah rasa bersalah dan trauma, benih cinta tumbuh dalam bentuk yang tak wajar. Pahit, gelap, dan menyakitkan. Apakah cinta bisa bertahan di atas puing-puing hati yang salah? Atau keduanya akan tenggelam dalam luka yang tak pernah sembuh?

Content Warning: This book contains mature themes, explicit se.xual content, BD.SM dynamics, and a Daddy/Good Girl Kink between consenting adults. Recommended for 18+ readers who enjoy dark, erotic romance. ••••••••• “So what’s your name?” She asked “Julian.” I said Julian,” she repeated it like she was tasting it. “You sound like a man who ruins lives.” “I’ve been known to,” I smirk. She tilted her head,as she bit her lip. “Are you gonna ruin mine?” My cock hardened in response. ••••••••••••••• After catching her boyfriend of six years cheating—with her best friend. Zoe let’s loose and indulges in one drunken night at a club. After which she stumbles into the backseat of a sleek black car she thought was her ride share. But it’s not. It belongs to Julian. A brutally hot,commanding and much older man. With a reputation for being cold and dominant.She thinks it’s just one reckless night. But everything spirals out of control when he reappears in her world again but this time not just for one night. Julian remembers her. Every sinful sound she made. Every bruise he left. And now,he wants more.

“Crawl over, Claire. Crawl over, and get what you want, that is the least you can do for how hard I intend to fuck you.” ******************** Just like everyone else who ends up in college with their curiosity spiking up the ceiling, Claire's was no different from them. A text confirming her boyfriend was at a fraternity party making out had her racing out, until she met the one person she would have never expected to cross paths with. Under the influence of aphrodisiac, she had given herself to him, with no recollection of who he is or where he was from until fate brought them together. With her working in his startup firm as an assistant, and his claws deep in her, Jerald wasn't ready to let her go, and she wasn't ready to do so as well, not even when she found out he was her boyfriend's elder brother. He made her feel things she hadn't felt before, and touches her in places she wouldn't have expected was possible, what awaits them when it seems their luck had run out? And the world suddenly seems to be against them?

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAIN’S MATURE CONTENT AND IT IS NOT FOR READERS YOUNGER THAN 🔞. “Who owns this p***y?” he rolled his finger into her tight and wet cunt ignoring how tight it was squeezing him. “You daddy, You own every inch of it!” Amelia moaned ecstatically as waves of pleasure crashed down her body. “Good! Now Cum for me! Spill every beautiful part of that creamy juice on my hand, wet me with your glorious juice.” his voice turned hoarse and he thumped his finger in and out of her dripping cunt till she came hard on the bed. Hardcore grinned as she shook underneath him, he leaned forward and kissed her body while she settled into her post-orgasm bliss. “You are the beauty I never knew existed, and I do not want you to ever feel sad about your body! You are perfect sugar. And I love every bit of this banging body that drives me overly crazy, so take a walk from the old chapter and bask in the goodness I will bring into your life cause you deserve nothing lesser than the very best.” ***** Lurking around the dark world, Amelia had thought she would never find her light, Till she met Alnado El Maximo, He was not just any man, he was her jack ex’s uncle and the number one killer machine in the mafia lord, Although he came in more dreadful than the darkness she had lived in, he still erased her past, filtered her world, and shielded her from her past. Join me as I pen down this beautiful piece and I hope you all enjoy it.

Blurb: swooned by her art of seduction, billionaire Arlan reef meets and is instantly attracted to a young seductress, saraya who turned out to be the only daughter and heiress to Newman empire. An e famous fashion brand owned by Alex Newman who is also Arlan's business partner and best friend...

Harum dan Dewa dijodohkan oleh kedua orang tua mereka! Perempuan itu jelas tak merasa nyaman karena suaminya itu 'KOLOT'. Tapi, lama-kelamaan, Harum menemukan sisi manis dan menggemaskan dalam diri Dewa yang dewasa. Lantas, bagaimana kisah keduanya? Apakah Harum akan bertahan dan berusaha sepadan dengan CEO Tampan itu?

Rachel Amanda Gabriel terpaksa harus dihadapkan dengan kenyataan bahwa dirinya tengah hamil seorang anak akibat dari satu insiden dengan Andreas Putra Anderson yang merupakan seorang pria yang sangat ambisius dan gila akan harta. Andreas yang mengetahuinya, mencoba untuk memanfaatkan situasi untuk menikah dengan Rachel untuk memenuhi persyaratan dari ayahnya agar bisa mendapatkan semua warisan dari ayahnya. Hidup Rachel selalu berada di bawah tekanan dan paksaan. Ibunya, Amanda Arabel, selalu memaksa Rachel untuk melakukan semua kehendaknya. Rachel hidup tanpa kasih sayang dan cinta dari seorang ibu. Dan bahkan ketika menikah dengan Andreas pun, Rachel masih tidak bisa mendapatkan cinta dari suaminya. Tidak bisakah Rachel hidup sesuai dengan keinginannya? Apakah pernikahan yang hanya untuk sebuah warisan ini bisa bertahan? Dan apakah Rachel bisa hidup tenang dan bahagia bersama anaknya?

"Mencintai itu tidak cukup dengan tidak melukai orang yang dicintai, tapi juga harus bersabar ketika dilukai orang yang dicintai" Nasehat yang cukup mengena untuk seorang wanita bernama Shanum karena dia dua kali terluka oleh seseroang yang ia cintai. Pertama, luka yang dibuat oleh mantan suaminya. Dan kedua oleh pria yang mengaku ingin jadi suaminya. Hidup dengan status janda tentu tidak mudah. Apalagi perpisahannya tidak baik-baik saja. Membuat dia menutup rapat hati untuk siapapun orang yang ingin mendekat. Namun ada seorang pria yang berbeda. Dia tengil, tidak bisa diatur dan pantang menyerah. Tiga kali Shanum menolak lamarannya, maka itu bukan masalah besar. Hingga akhirnya di lamaran yang ke 99 kali, Shanum mulai lelah.