Dad Joke Examples

"I didn’t know," I said, trying to steady my voice. "And stop throwing it in my face like I planned this. Bella is my best friend. I would never do anything to hurt her or ruin our friendship." He let out a low, dark laugh. "And she has no idea how sweet her best friend tastes when she is soaking wet on my tongue." **** Aria Grace loves to play dangerous games, but nothing prepares her for the fire she feels after her one-night stand with a cold, rich, and unforgettable stranger. She thinks it is just one night until she walks into her best friend’s mansion the next morning and sees him again; Nicholas King is her best friend’s dad. Aria knows she should run far away, but she keeps running back into his arms. But when his hidden life and her mother’s old lies come crashing down, will their dangerous love survive? Author's Warning: This book is sinfully steamy and not for the faint of heart. Expect explicit adult scenes, a forbidden age-gap romance, and a dark, dominant daddy who breaks all the rules. If you're under 18 or easily scandalized, turn back now. For the bold, the curious, and the daring, welcome to your next obsession. 18+ only. Read at your own risk. NOTE: You'll also find other bonus, short stories aside the first story that are strictly 18+ as well, and contain graphic sexual contentl, hardcore sex, stepfather, double penetration, multiple partners, gangbangs, taboo fantasies, and emotional entanglements. If you cannot handle messy emotions, power games, and men who do not play fair, this story is not for you. Proceed with caution. You have been warned.

Blurb: swooned by her art of seduction, billionaire Arlan reef meets and is instantly attracted to a young seductress, saraya who turned out to be the only daughter and heiress to Newman empire. An e famous fashion brand owned by Alex Newman who is also Arlan's business partner and best friend...

Harum dan Dewa dijodohkan oleh kedua orang tua mereka! Perempuan itu jelas tak merasa nyaman karena suaminya itu 'KOLOT'. Tapi, lama-kelamaan, Harum menemukan sisi manis dan menggemaskan dalam diri Dewa yang dewasa. Lantas, bagaimana kisah keduanya? Apakah Harum akan bertahan dan berusaha sepadan dengan CEO Tampan itu?

Rachel Amanda Gabriel terpaksa harus dihadapkan dengan kenyataan bahwa dirinya tengah hamil seorang anak akibat dari satu insiden dengan Andreas Putra Anderson yang merupakan seorang pria yang sangat ambisius dan gila akan harta. Andreas yang mengetahuinya, mencoba untuk memanfaatkan situasi untuk menikah dengan Rachel untuk memenuhi persyaratan dari ayahnya agar bisa mendapatkan semua warisan dari ayahnya. Hidup Rachel selalu berada di bawah tekanan dan paksaan. Ibunya, Amanda Arabel, selalu memaksa Rachel untuk melakukan semua kehendaknya. Rachel hidup tanpa kasih sayang dan cinta dari seorang ibu. Dan bahkan ketika menikah dengan Andreas pun, Rachel masih tidak bisa mendapatkan cinta dari suaminya. Tidak bisakah Rachel hidup sesuai dengan keinginannya? Apakah pernikahan yang hanya untuk sebuah warisan ini bisa bertahan? Dan apakah Rachel bisa hidup tenang dan bahagia bersama anaknya?

“…I and my son wanna bend you over that stuff pier table worth $ 4.6 million and fuck the decency out of you!" Mr. Reagan naughtily rasped, with a stern grin on his face. ••••••••••••••••••••• Gabrielle's POV I was compelled to sign a sinful contract with a powerful man, Mr. Reagan, the fifth wolf. Furthermore, he forcefully engaged me to his drop-dead gorgeous son, Hidalgo Massimo Reagan. Both father and son wanna have me and they both trapped me, Caged me. Imprisoned me. And possessed me. I was more like property to them, and there was no escape! I am their adorable plaything —and they are my wildest fantasies. They are my pretty distractions. And They are my commanding kings! •••••••••••••••••

“I want you again, Aurora… naked, begging, and this time as my mate.” In Last Christmas, after a painful betrayal, Aurora Wright made a mistake she never forgot. She spent one night with a stranger whose touch left her breathless, and that night ended in a pregnancy she faced alone. Two months after giving birth, Aurora is hired as the lead photographer for Averne’s Christmas festival. When she arrives in the winter city beyond Paris, she discovers that the man from that night is Leon Valmont, the cold and dangerously handsome CEO of the entire project. Leon is not just a CEO. He is the Alpha prince of Averne, a hidden werewolf kingdom. And the moment he sees Aurora holding a child with familiar eyes, he knows the truth. “You disappeared after that night,” Leon growls, stepping close enough to claim her breath. “But you are not leaving again. Not you… and not my child.”Caught between a possessive Alpha prince, a truth she tried to hide, and a bond that never faded, Aurora must face the man she never meant to see again. This Christmas, her baby daddy does not just want answers. He wants his mate. And he wants his family back.

"Mencintai itu tidak cukup dengan tidak melukai orang yang dicintai, tapi juga harus bersabar ketika dilukai orang yang dicintai" Nasehat yang cukup mengena untuk seorang wanita bernama Shanum karena dia dua kali terluka oleh seseroang yang ia cintai. Pertama, luka yang dibuat oleh mantan suaminya. Dan kedua oleh pria yang mengaku ingin jadi suaminya. Hidup dengan status janda tentu tidak mudah. Apalagi perpisahannya tidak baik-baik saja. Membuat dia menutup rapat hati untuk siapapun orang yang ingin mendekat. Namun ada seorang pria yang berbeda. Dia tengil, tidak bisa diatur dan pantang menyerah. Tiga kali Shanum menolak lamarannya, maka itu bukan masalah besar. Hingga akhirnya di lamaran yang ke 99 kali, Shanum mulai lelah.

Content Warning: This book contains mature themes, explicit se.xual content, BD.SM dynamics, and a Daddy/Good Girl Kink between consenting adults. Recommended for 18+ readers who enjoy dark, erotic romance. ••••••••• “So what’s your name?” She asked “Julian.” I said Julian,” she repeated it like she was tasting it. “You sound like a man who ruins lives.” “I’ve been known to,” I smirk. She tilted her head,as she bit her lip. “Are you gonna ruin mine?” My cock hardened in response. ••••••••••••••• After catching her boyfriend of six years cheating—with her best friend. Zoe let’s loose and indulges in one drunken night at a club. After which she stumbles into the backseat of a sleek black car she thought was her ride share. But it’s not. It belongs to Julian. A brutally hot,commanding and much older man. With a reputation for being cold and dominant.She thinks it’s just one reckless night. But everything spirals out of control when he reappears in her world again but this time not just for one night. Julian remembers her. Every sinful sound she made. Every bruise he left. And now,he wants more.

Dalam satu malam, hidup Amel retak dan serpihannya tertancap di hati yang salah. Ketika Jonathan—kakak tiri yang selama ini ia hormati—melakukan satu kesalahan fatal dalam kondisi mabuk dan emosi, Amel kehilangan banyak hal: rasa aman, masa depan, dan kepercayaan. Di bawah tekanan keluarga dan rasa malu yang membungkam, pernikahan dipaksakan, sebuah "tanggung jawab" yang hanya menambah luka. Jonathan ingin menebus, tapi Amel hanya ingin melarikan diri. Di tengah rasa bersalah dan trauma, benih cinta tumbuh dalam bentuk yang tak wajar. Pahit, gelap, dan menyakitkan. Apakah cinta bisa bertahan di atas puing-puing hati yang salah? Atau keduanya akan tenggelam dalam luka yang tak pernah sembuh?

“Crawl over, Claire. Crawl over, and get what you want, that is the least you can do for how hard I intend to fuck you.” ******************** Just like everyone else who ends up in college with their curiosity spiking up the ceiling, Claire's was no different from them. A text confirming her boyfriend was at a fraternity party making out had her racing out, until she met the one person she would have never expected to cross paths with. Under the influence of aphrodisiac, she had given herself to him, with no recollection of who he is or where he was from until fate brought them together. With her working in his startup firm as an assistant, and his claws deep in her, Jerald wasn't ready to let her go, and she wasn't ready to do so as well, not even when she found out he was her boyfriend's elder brother. He made her feel things she hadn't felt before, and touches her in places she wouldn't have expected was possible, what awaits them when it seems their luck had run out? And the world suddenly seems to be against them?