Dad Joke Examples

After a one-night stand with Garvin Berret, the Powerful and cold CEO, Iris Parker was smitten and she thought there could be something between them. Her hopes crushed by his harsh words, "I don't eat the same food twice." Broken, she returned to her city to manage her family business but soon realized that a seed had been planted. Giving birth to a set of twins, she could not endure raising them alone, when they looked exactly like him. She sent one of them to Garvin with a note, "dessert after supper." Garvin frowned when he received the parcel, his son. He sent people to fetch that blondie but it was as if she disappeared from the face of the earth. After five years his son asked, “Daddy, why does everyone have a mama except me?” The other twin said to Iris, “Mummy please, I want my daddy. A lot of women were ready to marry Garvin and be the mother to his son but he said coldly to each one of them, “only one woman can be my wife and that is my son's biological mother.”

Matahari bersumpah demi apa pun bahwa sosok Hananta si Bos arogan yang selama lima tahun menjadi atasannya adalah makhluk paling menjengkelkan di seluruh jagat raya. Dan Matahari bersumpah bahwa ia tak akan pernah mau lagi terikat dalam hubungan apapun dengan sosok Hananta, bahkan sebagai bawahan sekalipun. Namun, tampaknya takdir memang senang bermain-main dengan dirinya. Tak tanggung-tanggung, ia harus menjadi pengasuh bagi ketiga anak Hanan! Tak hanya itu, mereka bahkan memintanya untuk menjadi pengganti dari sang Ibu. "Karena anak-anakku menyukaimu, maka kamu akan jadi ibu mereka."

Tempat baru, kota baru dan juga universitas yang baru. Membuat Ryana yang cantik jelita mengubah seratus delapan puluh derajat penampilannya. Rambut di kepang dua. Kaca mata besar dan tebal. Wajah yang selalu diberikan warna berbentuk layaknya bekas jerawat. Membuat Ryana tampil berbeda. Kenangan pahit di masa lalu membuat Ryana berpikir jika dengan berpenampilan seperti ini, maka ia bisa melihat mana orang yang benar-benar tulus dengannya. Namun, sayangnya semuanya tidak berjalan mulus. Ada banyak rintangan yang harus Ryana hadapi. Wajahnya yang buruk rupa, serta status yang dirahasiakan. Terlihat miskin di depan para mahasiswa yang lainnya. Membuat Ryana selalu di rundung, bahkan direndahkan tanpa ampun. Lalu, bisakah Ryana mengatasinya? Dan dapatkan Ryana mencapai misinya. Mendapatkan orang-orang yang benar-benar tulus dengannya? penasaran? Yuk mari kita simak kisah selengkapnya! Jangan lupa subscribe, like, dan komentar ya. Di tunggu juga kunjungannya di IG @Fakhiral2013

We stepped out of his car after we spotted a basket in front of the gate. As we approached, I heard a sound. I walked closer and gasped. “What’s that thing?” he asked. “This isn’t a ‘thing.’ It’s a baby,” I deadpanned. I picked up the child. A baby girl. My eyes widened. she had every feature of my boss. Almost like they were related. A note hung from her necklace. “How the hell did she get here?” he asked, coming closer. I shrugged. Slowly, I opened the note and read it aloud: Dear Nick, You probably don’t remember me. We met at a party almost two years ago. We had a one-night stand. Too drunk to use protection. Luciana is the result of that reckless night. I’ve cared for her for a year, putting my life on hold. Now it’s your turn. I don’t want anything from you. Just take care of your child. Xoxo. I watched him run a finger through his hair. Even stressed, the gesture was hypnotic. He’s that beautiful. I couldn’t deny it. “What the fuck? Set up an appointment with my doctor immediately. I’m going to conduct a DNA test for this…thing.” I snorted internally. “Her name is Luciana,” I replied, and he rolled his eyes. I stared down at the baby. She didn’t deserve any of this. How could a mother leave her own child? And what if someone had taken her before we arrived? Luciana. At least she had a name.

Alvaro Xaviera Smith adalah pria kaya raya pemilik perusahaun Smith grop apa yang dia mau pasti di dapat kan nya. Auberta Aillen William adalah wanita beruntung yang akan menikahi nya,namun di hari pernikahan dia kabur,adik nya yang bernama Audrey Liora William harus terpaksa menggantikan sang kakak. Dia harus menikahi calon kakak ipar nya Alvaro Xaviera Smith. apa yang akan terjadi dengan pernikahan nya?apakah mereka akan jatuh cinta?........

Despite being the late Beta's daughter, Elizabeth's life in Midnight pack was no less than a slave. Being used as a killer machine on every night hunt added to her misery. With a tyrant mysterious man as Alpha, all females were regarded as slaves and sex toys. 19 years old, Elizabeth committed a heinous crime when accidentally killed two werewolves on a dreadful night, one of them being the alpha's beloved woman. She and her mother fled the pack to another country. As protection, her mother got married to a wealthy businessman and the most feared 35 years old man. Mason Wilder, a hot and handsome man with looks that melted her heart the first time she saw him. His gaze pulled her little wolf in, and she found herself yearning for her stepdad's touch…he was strange and hid too many secrets and Lizzy's curiosity led her into a trap “You are mine, little one…your stepdaddy wants a piece of this little wolf,” even his voice was something which made her weak and yearned for him even in her sleep…will she ever escape? What will happen when the blue-eyed devil turns out to be something Lizzy didn't imagine, and what will happen when something shocking and life changing threatens to resurface. Strictly 18+ contains illicit contents and mature language.

⚠️ WARNING: 18+ ONLY. Extremely Explicit. Dark Themes. This is not a "sweet" romance. This is your new obsession. Read only if you're ready to get ruined. Age Gap,Best Friend's Father,Obsessive/Possessive Hero,Praise/Degradation & Primal Play,Graphic Smut & Mature Themes🥵🥵🔞🔞 Let’s be honest. You’re not here for the plot. You’re here for the sin. Welcome to the Smut World🥵 "Call my name, Ariana" Mateo’s breath was a scorching sin against her ear, his hand tangled in her hair, forcing her head back to expose the pale, trembling line of her throat. He didn't wait for her answer. He bit—a sharp, possessive claim that made her arch against him, her fingers digging into his expensive suit. "M-Mateo," she brokenly whispered, her dignity dissolving in the dark of his library. "Again. Tell me who owns you." ___ Ariana Cole came to Madrid to be a nurse. She came to save lives and build a future. But the moment she collided with Dr. Mateo López, she realized she wasn't there to save anyone—she was there to be consumed. He is the "Ice Surgeon." Twenty years her senior. Her boss. And her best friend’s father. He is a monster in a white coat who doesn't believe in "no." He doesn't want her heart; he wants her submission. He wants to hear her scream his name while his daughter sleeps just down the hall. This is a hostile dance of power, denial, and filthy, intoxicating lust. Every sterile hospital hallway is a hunting ground. Every midnight encounter in his mansion is a lesson in how much she’s willing to lose. Her career? Her best friend? Her sanity? Mateo is going to take it all. And Ariana? She’s going to beg him for more.

Rae just wanted to lose her virginity and forget the name of the boy who ruined her first time. So when her wild best friend dares her to visit Club Obsidian - a secret invite-only pleasure club where older men pick submissive girls for one unforgettable night - Rae agrees. She expected nerves. She expected heat. She didn’t expect a hot and sexy tattooed stranger in his forties with a tongue piercing, three rings, and a voice that could melt bone. He didn’t ask for her name. He just whispered, “Dance for me, kitten.” And by morning, Rae was ruined - in the best way possible. But her world shatters when she walks into her mother’s house… and finds him standing in the living room. Because the man who owned her body last night? Is her stepfather’s brother. Her step-uncle. Now he’s living in the pool house, teasing her at dinner, flexing shirtless by the pool, and whispering filthy things when no one’s around. He says it was supposed to be one night. But the way he touches her? The way he stares at her like he’s starving? He doesn’t want to let go. And neither does she. Even if it means losing everything.

21+ "Menikah dengan saya, atau mereka akan membunuh mu." Kalimat lugas itu keluar dari mulut pria berusia 32 tahun. Memaksa wanita 21 tahun untuk menjadi istrinya. Kisah cinta antara Mafia kejam dan Gadis broken home.

Hidup serba kekurangan, di paksa menikah dengan pria tua, dan sering mendapat pelecehan dari ayah tirinya. Itulah kehidupan yang Dinara rasakan selama ini, gadis kampung yang baru menginjak usia sembilan belas tahun. Hingga akhirnya, untuk menghindari pernikahan dengan pria tua, sebagai penebus hutang ayah tirinya. Dinara kabur dari kampung halamannya bersama dengan sang kekasih. Namun, sayang sekali. Saat sudah berhasil kabur, Dinara malah terpisah dari sang kekasih. Membuatnya, bertemu dengan pria asing yang sedang mabuk berat, dan mengantarkannya pada kehidupan baru, setelah kesucian yang selama ini Dinara jaga direnggut oleh pria tersebut. Joan Will, pengusaha dan juga seorang mafia yang sedang patah hati, harus bertanggung jawab setelah apa yang ia lakukan pada Dinara. Apa lagi Dinara adalah gadis yang sudah kakek Janned pilihkan untuk jadi pendamping Joan Will sang cucu, karena rasa bersalahnya pada ayah gadis tersebut dimasa lampau. "Gugurkan bayi itu sekarang juga, aku tidak sudi memiliki anak darimu!" perintah Joan Will, ketika ia tahu Dinara hamil anaknya. Apa yang harus Dinara lakukan? Saat ia tahu, Joan Will tidak pernah menganggapnya ada setelah keduanya resmi menikah.