Dad Joke Pick Up Lines

(This story is part of 'I call the alpha daddy' book, but can be read as standalone.) Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. The pack We all share the same loss, we all know what we want. Fate has been cruel. But now we got a second chance. She'll be ours to love and spoil. We'll make her one of us and god help anyone who'll get in between. The girl No one should feel this loss. 2 years ago I lost everything, 2 years ago I lost me. Now that life is throwing me a second chance that I'm taking it no matter his strange it might be. What happens when their worlds collide. Will they be able to confront all the old and new demons. Can they have their happily ever after. This story contain some daddy kink in it. Apologies for any misspelling and grammar mistakes.

Kiersey had her life going great for her, in fact, it was supposed to have been getting better. After two unsuccessful artificial inseminations, she and her high-handed husband were finally going to have a baby. But then a mix-up at the clinic pulls the plug out of her marital life, sending everything spiralling down the drain when they discover she had been given the wrong sperm. Her husband's rejection and consequent divorce were the first out of Pandora's box, fearing for her baby's life and amidst the series of heartbreaks, she has to find an anonymous sperm donor and have him tested for Triple-A Syndrome, of which she was a non-affected carrier. When she runs into Aithan Reeves, one of Springfield's rising young millionaires, on one of her clue huntings and then starts to fall for him, she discovers there's always a second chance at love. But she wouldn't stop looking for her baby daddy, she had to be emotionally prepared. Will Kiersey let go of her second chance for her continued search, or will she embrace it and hope for the best? And just what else did Aithan have to offer her apart from his love?

Zona 18+ Bijaklah dalam memilih bahan bacaan. * Cinta sejati itu apa? Sungguh Ethan tidak mengetahuinya. Ethan terbiasa bergonta ganti pasangan hingga menikah dua kali dan jadi duda. Ia menganggap semua wanita itu sama. Sementara Bella menganggap cinta sulit ia dapatkan. Mana ada pria yang mau pada gadis burik anak seorang pelacur dan tinggal di lingkungan kumuh. Cinta sejati hanyalah sebuah angan menurut Bella. Cinta sejati menurut Ethan hanyalah dongeng semata. * Malam mengenaskan untuk Ethan Reynaldi. Pria tampan ini di kutuk oleh seorang nenek karena perlakuannya yang tidak sopan. Pengusaha kece badai, dingin, berwibawa dan sukses ini kehilangan pesona ketangkasannya akibat kutukan dari sang nenek. Semua karena ulah Ethan sendiri sehingga dia mendapatkan karmanya. Tidak ada yang bisa menghilangkan kesialan Ethan. Semua bagaikan mimpi, mimpi yang berujung kesialan dan merusak masa depan serta citranya sebagai cowok ganteng nan menawan. Ethan pusing dan hampir menyerah hingga pergi ke berbagai dukun untuk mematahkan kutukan ini tapi tak ada yang mampu. Satu orang dukun yang paling sakti mampu mengetahui bagaimana cara mematahkan kutukan itu, tidak lain dan tidak bukan dengan usaha Ethan sendiri. Ethan hampir putus asa hingga bertemu gadis tomboy dan burik lewat aplikasi pencari sugar baby. Ethan menjelajah banyak gadis yang bisa mematahkan kutukannya. Akankah gadis kampungan ini bisa mematahkan kutukan si nenek misterius? Gadis yang mendaftarkan diri menjadi sugar baby lantaran butuh tambahan biaya kuliah ini adalah Bella. Dia kepepet ikut teman-temannya dan memberanikan diri menjadi simpanan om-om. Takdir mempertemukan keduanya. Nyatanya dia bukan bekerja seperti simpanan lain? Apa yang dikerjakan Bella? Simak kisahnya di story ini!

WARNING!!! 20+ Clara Jatuh cinta dengan pacar ibunya? Mungkin orang-orang akan dirinya gila. Tapi mau bagaimana lagi. Cinta itu muncul dengan sendirinya. Dan lebih gilanya lagi, Clara jatuh cinta karena tubuh atletis Mark, bule ibunya tersebut. Masalah Clara dengan Mark mulai muncul saat Clara memergoki ibunya tengah bercinta dengan Mark. Dan kehidupan Clara mulai berubah saat ia sekolah di Amerika dan harus tinggal di rumah Mark di sana. "aku gila, aku tahu itu. tapi mau bagaimana lagi, saat rasa itu muncul pada daddy tiri ku sendiri. apalagi dia yang terlihat menggoda membuatku sangat ingin menerkamnya setiap hari..." (Clara) "Tubuhnya sangat nikmat. bahkan ini sangat menggairahkan. jahat memang. aku menghiannati cinta istriku sendiri dengan mengencani anaknya yang notabennya adalah anak tiriku. tapi mau bagaimana lagi, tubuh perawan Clara membuatku melayang..." (Mark)

Don't touch me!" She yanked his hand off, inching away from his reach. "Kath.." "What do you want from me?" She snapped, fighting the urge to tear up in front of this untrusting man she once called her husband. "You." he answered with so much authority and possessiveness. Katherine scoffed, what does he take her for? She wasn't ready when he drew closer to her, covering the space between them. He lowered his head until his warm breath fanned her face, "Marry me," he whispered to her, "again" ... Anderson Riecke is determined to do anything to legally secure his place as CEO of his father's chain of companies. But when his father's proposal was for him to get married, offering him only a very short time; it becomes a tug of war for him and his brothers. Anderson Riecke is willing to do anything to retain his position and inheritance, including remarrying Katherine Tetrazzini, his ex-wife whom he divorced out of her infidelity. Anderson is left with no choice than to invite her back into his life. No strings attached and on contract basis. The deal was to part ways, once he achieves his aim of being stated as CEO and rightful owner of the conglomerate; Katherine Tetrazzini felt the same way about him, all she wanted at that point was the benefit and then she'll be out of his life for good, before he finds out about his seed developing in her womb. But what happens when the feelings that both thought had died resurfaced, threatening to pull them back together? When Anderson Riecke took the risk of entangling himself with his ex-wife again, he was ready for anything but not for the weight of her secret and Katherine is determined to keep it away from him forever.

Matapos mahuli ni Ashley Tan ang kanyang boyfriend na si Oscar na nagtaksil sa kanya kasama pa ang sarili niyang pinsan, nagdesisyon siyang lunurin sa alak ang sakit at hiya. Pero sa halip na makalimot, isang gabi lang ang nagbago ng lahat. Isang gabing kasama niya ang lalaking hindi niya dapat pinangarap kahit kailan: si Frank Roswell, ang Uncle ng ex niya.

Kisah tiga orang ayah yang tak siap menjadi ayah. Bagaimana bisa mereka mempunyai anak menikah saja mereka belum. Akankah mereka bisa menjadi ayah yang manis untuk bayi yang mereka temukan tanpa identitas itu?

Season 1 (21+) Axelle Zeroun, lelaki tampan berusia empat puluh tahun. Anak tunggal dari pemilik perusahaan Zeroun Groub. Salah satu perusahaan properti yang cukup ternama di kota B. Axelle memiliki seorang putra bernama Mirza berusia sembilan belas tahun. Kelahiran Mirza adalah sebuah kecelakaan, yang ia lakukan dengan kekasihnya Freya. Karena cinta tulusnya Axelle bersedia bertanggung jawab namun, Zeroun ayah kandung Axelle tidak merestui pernikahannya dengan Freya. Axelle dan Freya hanya dapat menikah siri, lantaran Zeroun selalu menekan mereka untuk berpisah. Harta gono-gini jua masih atas nama lelaki, yang telah memasuki usia tujuh puluh lima tahun tersebut. Lebih gilanya lagi, Zeroun menjodohkan Axelle dengan Stela sebagai syarat agar Mirza nendapatkan hak waris. Auristela, gadis muda berusia sembilan belas tahun, sahabat Mirza. Akankah Stela menerima perjodohan tersebut? Apakah yang sebenarnya direncanakan Zeroun? Mengapa dia begitu menentang hubungan Axelle dengan Freya? Season 2 (Dark Romance 21+) Ambisi & keserakahan adalah awal dari kehancuran. Perebutan kekuasaan, juga menguak misteri kematian istri Zeroun. Perjuangan Axelle untuk mencari keberadaan Stela yang telah diculik. Siapa musuh yang sesungguhnya?

Aria met with a fake fortune teller who lied to her that she will never have a mate, Aria got fustrated and ended up in a one night stand. After that night she never met that man again, she got pregnant and decided to raise the child alone. One day her child collapsed, she took the child to all the hospitals , no one had a solution to save her only child until she met a witch who told her to find her baby daddy. Aria has no idea how to find him? will she find him?

“You shouldn’t have disobeyed me, Hazel.” His voice came out hard and husky and she thrived at the soothing undertone that sent chills down her spine, her pussy, already gaining lots of wetness. “I am sorry Daddy, baby girl needed some alone…” she tried to explain, but his next action shut her up. He flung her over the bed like she weighed nothing, her face pressing into the pillow, while her ass positioned into the perfect doggy style he craved for. “I am going to punish you so fucking well, momma. I am going to fuck you hard till you no longer feel your legs, momma. Hazel gulps down the hitches in her throat at the thought of his 9 inches-thick, cock riding her tight cunt, to pleasure. Without any warning, Hazel felt his dick tearing throw her, as he made one rough thrust. “Oh my fucking goodness….” her words trailed into a moan, while his hands found the most adore part of her body, her waist, Pulling her backward, he began to thrust hard, and with each thrust, he got rewarded with moans that made him want to do more! Hazel had just gained admission to her favorite university in the city of Washington, she is forced to live with her father's most trusted young friend all in the name of protection. Hazel eventually finds herself in the bed of the man she claims she hates, the one who is to protect her from the outside world, after one foreplay, Hazel and Axel refuse to keep their eyes off each other. However, it didn’t end up as just a Lustful feeling. Will their love stand the test of time, in a world where fans criticize whoever goes intimate with their idol?