Dad Jokes Dirty

When Evelyn found her husband had been cheating with her young sister on their honeymoon,She was heartbroken and ended up having the best ONS with a hot stranger. 6 years later, Evelyn becomes a single mom of genius twins. They are doing a live to find their dad on the famous Quiz Nation.Him to his beta: The boys are mine! Find her!

Selena saw Pedro Lopez as more than a friend but all he ever saw her as was a friend and nothing more. Things didn't change even after that one drunken night between them. And then she was back, Pedro's ex girlfriend and first love, Louisa Santos and he took her back most willingly. Unable to stand more heartbreaks, Selena leaves him and everything behind, wanting a new life. But can her new life be entirely new, especially when there is a baby involved? What happens when three years later, Selena has to return to the city she left and even more, meet Pedro Lopez once more. Selena Andre is determined to keep her baby hidden away from Pedro Lopez but how long can she hide her baby from him? And how long can she shield her past life and feelings away from him?

"Mencintai itu tidak cukup dengan tidak melukai orang yang dicintai, tapi juga harus bersabar ketika dilukai orang yang dicintai" Nasehat yang cukup mengena untuk seorang wanita bernama Shanum karena dia dua kali terluka oleh seseroang yang ia cintai. Pertama, luka yang dibuat oleh mantan suaminya. Dan kedua oleh pria yang mengaku ingin jadi suaminya. Hidup dengan status janda tentu tidak mudah. Apalagi perpisahannya tidak baik-baik saja. Membuat dia menutup rapat hati untuk siapapun orang yang ingin mendekat. Namun ada seorang pria yang berbeda. Dia tengil, tidak bisa diatur dan pantang menyerah. Tiga kali Shanum menolak lamarannya, maka itu bukan masalah besar. Hingga akhirnya di lamaran yang ke 99 kali, Shanum mulai lelah.

Arunika menerima tawaran dari sang bibi untuk menikah dengan pria tua demi menyelamatkan nyawa sang mama yang mengalami koma. Saat malam pertama, Arunika berpikir ini akan jadi akhir dari hidupnya, tetapi siapa sangka kalau pria tua yang dirumorkan tak tertarik pada wanita oleh semua orang, ternyata adalah ….

Mariana kehilangan segalanya dalam sekejap. Suaminya berselingkuh dengan saudara kandungnya sendiri. Bayi yang sangat dinantikannya meninggal dunia. Dan Bella, sahabat baiknya, pergi untuk selamanya setelah melahirkan. Di tengah duka yang belum usai, suami Bella yang sekaligus atasannya datang dengan sebuah tawaran mengejutkan. “Kamu sahabatnya, dan kamu juga baru kehilangan anakmu. Aku tahu ini sulit, tapi bayi ini membutuhkanmu. Hanya kamu satu-satunya yang bisa kupercaya.” Mariana tidak tahu apakah itu jalan keluar atau justru awal dari kehancuran baru. Apa yang awalnya hanya tentang mengisi kekosongan perlahan berubah menjadi sesuatu yang lebih dalam. Kehangatan yang tidak seharusnya ada, tatapan yang bertahan terlalu lama, dan perasaan yang terus tumbuh di tempat yang salah. Tapi bisakah cinta bertahan jika sejak awal ia hadir dalam situasi yang begitu keliru?

He never meant to be her baby daddy .... But the scorching one night stand he had with her was something he couldn't forget until now ___ MICHAEL "I never meant to be a dad... But six years ago, I saw Jade on stage at a charity auction and I was done for. I had to have her. One night with her and I was hooked. She was different from my usual type, but I didn't care. I wanted to claim every inch of her. And I always get what I want. But we never spoke again... until now. She's standing in front of me, looking as gorgeous as ever, with a six-year-old boy who has my eyes. My life just got a whole lot more complicated. I'm not ready for this. I'm a billionaire, used to getting my way, but this is one thing I never saw coming. Jade's secrets and my lavish lifestyle threaten to tear us apart. But I can't deny the connection I still feel for her. And that little boy... he's mine. I can see it in his eyes. I'll do whatever it takes to be a part of their lives, even if it means turning my world upside down."

Aku rela jadi peliharaan banyak sugar daddy, demi membalaskan dendam Mama. *** [ Aku hamil, Om! ] Meskipun sempat gamang, pesan singkat itu berhasil kukirimkan pada Om Adrian bersama dengan foto surat keterangan dari bidan yang menyatakan bahwa kehamilanku sudah berjalan tujuh pekan. Om Adrian adalah lelaki ketiga yang berhasil kupertahankan lebih dari setahun lamanya sejak aku terjerumus dalam ikatan terlarang. Perbedaan usia kami berpaut dua puluh empat tahun, tapi tak menjadi penghalang hubungan yang mulanya memang terjalin hanya demi kesenangan. Umurku bahkan belum genap tujuh belas tahun saat memutuskan untuk mencari penghasilan sebagai peliharaan para lelaki mapan berdompet tebal. Om Adrian berbeda dari dua Sugar Daddy-ku sebelumnya yang memang berstatus single. Ya, dia beristri. Dan dengan kehamilan ini aku berencana untuk menggantikan posisi istrinya. Terkesan tak tahu diri, bukan? Memang. Namun, percayalah! Aku punya alasan. Alasan yang bila kujelaskan pun tak akan mampu dimengerti sebelum kalian mengalaminya sendiri. Keadaanlah yang telah memaksaku tumbuh menjadi seorang jalang sejak dini.

( ADULT CONTENT ) His lips crashed down on mine in a hungry kiss, and I found myself pulling him closer to me. By now his hot body was firmly close to me and I swear i could feel his hardness damm he was huge. ---------------- Sierra Lane was out for a fresh start. After finding her fiance in bed with a close friend she moved out of the city, promising herself she was going on a break from men. She'd endured one too many heartbreaks and she was finally done. Or so she thought. Her plans blurred in no time. The last person she could possibly be with turned out to be the one she wanted the most. He was way out of her league. Apart from being a billionaire CEO and single dad, he was also her boss. She would have been content hiding in the shadows and denying her attraction to him. If he hadn't made it his mission to have her. ** Jayden Grey could not remember the last time he'd felt the burning desire to be with a woman. Until her. He wasn't sure why he wanted her so much that everything else came second. He figured it could be the fact that his son seemed to have formed a special bond with her. Or maybe it was because she had showed up in his life at a point in his life where he needed her the most. Or it was the fact that just the thought of her made him hard. He wanted her. Badly. And even though she was determined to resist him, he was even more determined to have her. Mind, body and soul. He loved a good chase after all. It was only a matter of time before he had her exactly as he wanted.

"You want me to fuck you like a whore, is that it?" His eyes darkened as they narrowed on me while I swallowed hard, realizing I had been backed up against the edge of the desk as desire zinged through me. "Yes," I answered, breathlessly. He leaned forward slightly and I could feel his hot breath on my skin. I tried not to shiver at the sudden chill that ran through me. My eyes flitted up to meet his hazel orbs, they were burning with hunger and a dark fire. “My kitten…” He purred, tracing his hand over my boobs. The rattling sound of his belt was what I heard next. Bunching up my dress to my waist, the first slap landed on my ass cheeks eliciting a moan from me. Grabbing my waist, he plunged his cock into me in one harsh thrust. A soft whimper escaped my lips as he slammed into me again. ** ** ** When Angelina Bryant finds out her boyfriend who uses insensitive words on her was actually a cheat, and her best friend was a backstabber, it coincides with the period a new neighbor, Kade Ashton moves into the mansion opposite their house. They're unable to deny their chemistry and so they give in to the fire raging between them. When Elva Ashton who is Angelina's new bestie finds out she is f*cking her father, hell is let loose. What happens when everyone they hold dear is against their forbidden relationship? Will their love die out or make a strong comeback? Warning : This book is an age gap romance filled with explicit erotic content. If you aren't comfortable with rated scenes, kindly drop it, it's not too late. However if you choose to read this, prepare to be blown away by Angela and Kade's story.

Jessica came to her senses under the bed of her fiancé and good friend’s, regaining her IQ, and couldn’t go back ever since. The douchebag: “Jessica, prepare a birthday gift to celebrate my dad’s birthday.” “Sorry, now I am the chairman, it is him who should pay tribute!” Jessica’s scum girlfriend: “Jessica, can you let me host the marriage show?” “You said that you haven’t experienced the pure love, so don't even think about it!” Jessica tore off the fake masks of the scumbags’ and turned to a pair of ink eye pupils: “It does feel cool to slap others, but don’t forget what your identity is!” “What identity?" Christian Maddox held her waist lightly, his face without missing a beat: “You should ask the little prince in your belly...”