Darkest Jokes Novels & Stories

Serafina Rabbia dies believing betrayal is the cruelest sin a human can commit. On her three year anniversary, she is executed by the man she married, betrayed by her sister, and forced to watch her parents burn alive for crimes they never committed. Death should have been the end. Instead, she wakes up in silk and blood . She's reborn on the very day everything was stolen from her. Her wedding day. This time, she smiles at the altar. This time, she kisses her murderer. This time, she plans his death slowly. As Serafina begins dismantling the empire that destroyed her, she uncovers a world far darker than revenge. A world ruled by seven people who hide behind wealth, corporations, and polished power. They are not myths. They are not monsters. They are the Seven Deadly Sins – walking among humans and pulling the world apart quietly. Serafina should run. Instead, she steps willingly into their shadows… and straight into the arms of the most dangerous sin of all. He listens as she whispers her darkest wish: revenge. And he.. he is ready to burn the world for her.

Snow Miller was never happy with her life. She never was until she met Ezra in the Ecstasy Land. She felt the happiest with him until she realized that everything has an end and she needs to face the reality sooner or later. Ezra Masterson is a rich ass man. He could get things with just a snap of his fingers; girls, power, fame, you name it, he could have it. Everything was easy and simple for him until he learned how to love and all of his defences crumbled when he discovered that he was pursuing a married woman. --- Ecstasy Land established by Masterson and friends is a secret island in California in which exclusive billionaires pay to live their deepest, darkest desires. A trusted place to play and explore your dirtiest and kinkiest imagination. It is where they met and it is where they will collide. What will happen if Clayton, her husband finds out she's having an affair? They say love conquers all. But how will you fight for a love that is forbidden in the first place?

Blurb Having no one in your life seems hard but for Ayato it’s only normal, so what if he doesn’t have anyone? As long as he have money. But the problem is he doesn’t have money too. No one to lean on + No money= Seige Ayato. Ayato decided to enter S University where they give everything for free and pays money , but when he entered the University that’s so good to be true he discovered it’s darkest side where he met Yuuki Toshita his assigned ‘Personal Trainer’. Personal Trainers in S University aren’t normal trainers that you expect to be, Personal Trainers there train other ‘things’. They train your body in different ways, they teach you different styles and positions in different ways. Ayato decided to apply the V Course to avoid other ‘lessons’ but one day Yuuki-sensei showed up in his dorm one day naked! What will Ayato do to avoid the ‘things’ he don’t wanted to do?

"Sign the scrolls and get out, Lucian. You’ve claimed your new prize, so leave me my dignity and this den." I was the perfect Luna, the silent backbone of the Graves Mafia empire, until my fated mate traded our bond for my own sister’s betrayal. Now, the Alpha of the Graves bloodline has cast me aside for a pregnant heir, leaving me with nothing but a shattered heart and a laptop full of his darkest secrets. But a discarded wolf is the most dangerous predator in the modern underworld. To dismantle his legacy, I’ve struck a deal with the devil himself—Rowan Ashcroft, the ice-hockey titan and lethal Mafia Enforcer who stalks Lucian’s nightmares. In this world of high-stakes sports and lupine brutality, our alliance is forged in heat and fueled by a thirst for ruin. He wants the Graves territory; I want their heads. In this game of wolves and war, only one Alpha will be left standing. Tags: Modern Werewolf, Mafia Romance, Revenge, Fated Mates, Secret Baby, Hockey Romance.

On her third wedding anniversary, Sophia stands beside her husband—only to be erased. Before the entire pack, Alpha Marcus announces that he has found his true fated mate. The cheers are deafening. The betrayal is public. And Sophia, once Luna, is expected to step aside with grace while her replacement, Lila, plays the innocent victim. Marcus pleads for understanding. Lila smiles through false tears. And Sophia, humiliated but unbroken, does the unthinkable—she severs the bond and walks away. But betrayal doesn’t end with rejection. Moments later, Sophia collapses in excruciating pain, poisoned by the very wine Lila offered her. As death closes in, she uncovers the darkest truth of all: Lila is not just a rival… she is a witch. Murdered and discarded, Sophia should be gone forever. Instead, she wakes up one day earlier—back before the anniversary, before the betrayal, before her death. This time, she remembers everything. And this time, Sophia isn’t here to be humiliated. She’s here for revenge.

Lily black was an ordinary girl, going about her days as usual… Before her seventeenth birthday things started to seem strange. Her mother and best friend were keeping secrets from her… snooping led to the truth, awakening her dragon, Sapphire, who had been locked away in the darkest parts of her mind. Not being able to believe what’s happening, Lily feels crazy, even after shifting into Sapphire's form. Betrayal and lies make Lily move away, meeting new people and her fated mate… Creed. The last alpha, king dragon. They accept each other and plan on mating, until Lily's mother is captured by her deranged father, having to save her. Getting caught in the crossfire. Lily's father cannot find out she’s the last female dragon… bad things would happen. Come find out what happens along Lily and Creed's journey, will Danny Further prevail? Or will Lily succeed instead.

A race against time. A test of trust. A mystery that could reshape history. Deep beneath the ancient ruins of Messra lies a labyrinth—its twisting corridors and hidden chambers a monument to forgotten secrets and lost wars. The APG Mark 1. A machine gun designed to kill tanks. Conceived in the darkest days of World War II, hidden by the Nazis in the labyrinth’s heart. For Jessica Chase, an archaeologist and cryptographer, it’s more than a puzzle—it’s a chance to unlock the past and claim a weapon that should never have existed. A weapon of myth, waiting to be found. Jessica’s search draws her back into the orbit of Sean Michael, her ex-boyfriend and the one man she vowed never to trust again. Together, they must navigate a maze of stone and shadow, pursued by those who would kill to possess the APG Mark 1. But as they journey deeper, the labyrinth’s secrets threaten to consume them all. And with every step, they realize the greatest danger may not be the weapon they seek—but the truths they unearth about themselves.

Aria Vale is a top OnlyFans star who sells her hot body to thousands of online subscribers every night, but she never sells control. Until Ghost, her shadowy, obscenely rich anonymous client begins paying thousands for private sessions that grow darker, more invasive, and dangerously addictive. He doesn’t just watch. He commands her orgasms, rewrites her rules, and already knows her real name, her routines, and her darkest desires. When he offers five million dollars for one weekend of total, no-limits surrender in the real world, Aria’s careful walls begin to crumble. Protecting her independence means walking away from the kind of raw possession she secretly craves. But Ghost has been inside her life far longer than she realized. Once she steps into his world, will she emerge as his favorite toy… or become completely owned by the man who has been stalking her every life and fantasy?

Soul Eaters"It started out slowly, quietly; as epidemics usually do... This was something else, something that could only be dreamt up in the darkest recesses of the mind."With the world coming to an end, Vicki's black and white world is about to be shaken to the core. She must relearn all she's ever known and believed. She must wake up in time to take a path only she can take. But who can she trust? Will she be able to see past her narrow views of the world?Journey for the SoulsThe world is a tomb. Death, destruction and chaos are at their doorstep threatening everything they hold dear. Soul Eaters. A name designed to strike fear into even the bravest. Between fighting her family and the very world any woman would lose herself to the strain. But Vicki has to hold it together. She has to survive otherwise it's not just her soul at stake.*Extreme violence* *18+* *Some content may disturb*Soul Eaters is created by R.L. Ankney, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Aria Bennett is the perfect daughter, a decoration in her father’s massive business empire. But for one night, she decides to break every rule. At a secret underground club, she meets Adrian, a man who knows exactly how to please her and awaken desires she never knew she had. They promise each other nothing but one night of pleasure and desire. ​But when Aria wakes up to find him gone, leaving only a cold note behind, she thinks the fantasy is over. That is, until she walks downstairs the next morning to see the same man standing in her driveway. ​Now, the man who knows her darkest secrets is her father’s new driver. Forced to face him every day while pretending they are strangers, Aria is caught in a suffocating game of cat and mouse. Adrian on the other hand is dangerous, cold, and hiding a secret that could destroy her father’s empire. And the closer she gets to him, the more she risks losing everything, including herself.