Darkest Jokes Novels & Stories

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

I announced with a smug smile on my face as I gave them a knowing look. “What?!! No way,” With disapproval they both exclaimed in unison. I knew they’d kick against the idea. “We all know that you can impatiently claw their throats out,” Damien joked and we all laughed. I appreciated the fact they were trying to make jokes to take our minds off our anxiety. I smiled but I wouldn’t have, had it been I knew the shocking event that awaited us in Crescent Moon pack.

“That was... something.” He didn’t even flinch. “Tough crowd,” he muttered under his breath. Tough crowd? Was this a boardroom or open mic night? --- Then came the coffee break. I’d barely made it to the break room when he cornered me with another one of his “brilliant” jokes. “What do you call a sad cup of coffee?” he asked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. Against my better judgment, I played along. “What?” “A depresso.”

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

Mo’s Pov It was hard to believe, but it was true. Here I was sitting in a garden of ghost orchids, head thrown back as I laughed at the joke Radek shared. “You have to stop,” I heaved, holding my ribs as I held back the laugh that threatened to break out of me again. I could see it now, and that was the reason Daren hung out with him. Behind those narcissistic layers is a somewhat clown, who knew just the right jokes to crack.

How then could I believe I was safe in the hands of a fucking psycho. “If you choose to starve yourself, that is completely fine,” he replied, a cruel smile creeping across his lips. “At least you’ll be tagged as a murder for killing yourself, and maybe we could both be the bad guys in hell, huh?” He said, laughing at his own boring jokes, followed by the guards, who giggled softly, as if his twisted joke were amusing. “I am heading back to my room. This is absolutely nonsense,” I said, standing up from my seat..

and a million dollar smile played on his lips. ''I'll will search you Miss. Cindrella if my feelings are pure and genuine...we'll find the ''Darkest Shade of Love''.Life has given me another chance to restart my life.To cherish every moment I live and I want you beside me as my love.I am going to hunt you Cinderella.You are here around me.My heart can feel your presence."He murmured to himself. ****************************

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

GABRIELLA “What’s so funny?” The words come out sharper than I mean them to, but their laughter grates against my skin until I can’t take it anymore. Nicole is still laughing, her hand pressed to her stomach as if I just delivered the punchline of a joke. Lisa’s cheeks are pink, her eyes shining as she wipes a tear away. “Oh, come on, Gabby,” Lisa says between little bursts of giggles. “An assassination attempt? Really? This was the lie you came up with?”

I looked at him confused, had I done something wrong? Just then Jake came round the corner, giving me a stern expression. “You need to have a word with your friend, seriously, she just grabbed my dick!” he whisper yelled at me. Liam and I burst out laughing at the same time. The doorbell rang and I ran to get it, needing to be out of the room, I didn’t really like being around the two of them together, it was kind of awkward.