Incubus Online: Buy One, Get One Free
So I messaged customer service: [Hello, I'm looking for a gentle incubus who can warm my bed.
I'd heard incubi tend to have higher body temperatures—perfect for warming my hands and feet. Besides, what if a succubus also suffered from cold intolerance?
Customer service replied: [Hello!]
A moment later, they sent over an incubus poster.
[Based on your needs, I recommend this one. This incubus will give you the ultimate tenderness and let you experience blissful pleasure every single night.]
That slogan was a little too dramatic, wasn't it?
[The one you're interested in is a flash-sale item—what great taste you have!]