The Divine Undertaker
Seeing that Caleb had the poise of a leader, he quickly asked Caleb, "How should I address you, sir?"
"Mr. Crawford," Caleb replied flatly.
"Ah, I see!" The geezer nodded politely, his expression warm and a little excited. "What brings you all to my humble premises, I wonder?"
"We're here to buy!" Bigby exclaimed heartily, "So, geezer—we have a huge order we're looking to make, if you dare to take it!"
The geezer flinched for a moment as he studied Bigby closely, when he suddenly noticed that he was the one holding the black card.