Deep Thoughts Humor Novels & Stories

She was his Luna… until he broke her. Rejected, humiliated, and believed to be wolfless, she left the pack with nothing but a shattered heart. What the Alpha never knew was that she carried his greatest secret—their twin children. Years later, she has built a quiet life far away, hiding her twins from a world that once destroyed her. She is stronger now. Calmer. Determined never to return. But fate is cruel. When the powerful Alpha who rejected her crosses her path again, old wounds reopen. He wants answers. He wants his family. And he refuses to let her disappear a second time. Can a wolfless Luna protect her children from the Alpha who once chose power over love? And when secrets come to light, will love get a second chance—or end in blood and regret?

On the day Amelia was supposed to become a bride, her world shattered. Her fiancé didn’t just betray her—he abandoned her for her own sister. Humiliated and heartbroken, Amelia refuses to be the victim. Determined to make everyone who hurt her regret their choices, she makes a shocking decision: she marries the one man her ex fears most—his powerful billionaire uncle, Ethan Blackwood. What begins as a contract marriage for revenge soon becomes something far more complicated. Beneath Ethan’s cold exterior lies a fiercely protective man with secrets of his own, and Amelia finds herself falling for the husband she never expected. As jealousy, family conspiracies, and buried truths threaten to tear them apart, Amelia must decide whether to keep chasing revenge or risk everything for love. After all, the best revenge isn’t making your enemies suffer—it’s living a life they can never have.

Kimani thought she was walking into her happily ever after, marrying her boyfriend of three years and fiancé of one. But at the altar, her dream shatters when proof of his infidelity is revealed. Instead of remorse, he humiliates her, blaming her and abandoning her before everyone. Whispers fill the church, pitying the bride left behind until a powerful man steps forward. Alaric Walker. Billionaire. Elusive head of the Walker empire. A man feared and respected in equal measure, who suddenly claims her as his wife right there at the altar. The city is thrown into shock. A marriage born out of scandal, doomed before it even begins or so everyone thinks. But when Alaric starts treating Kimani with kindness, protecting her, and proving to be the husband she never expected. And the marriage that everyone thought would be a joke turned out to become one of true love and protection.

WARNING proceed at your own risk. Lose yourself between the pages and surrender to the filth!est corners of your mind. "Tomi's Guide to Bed Wetting – Exotic Compilation" is a scorching collection of exotic tales designed to pull you deep into forb!dden fantasies. As you read, you'll feel your morals slip away with every tingling word watching characters give in to the irresistible thrill of wetting, vulnerability, and uninhibited plæsure that you crave. These stories don't hold back. They drag you into soaked sheets, trembling bodies, and the delicious shame of letting go in front of someone who craves it just as much. Every scene is crafted to awaken your d!rt!est thoughts, making resistance impossible as arou$al builds and boundaries dissolve. If you've ever wondered what it feels like to fully surrender, to read something so naughty it makes you squirm, ache, and finally give in this compilation is your undoing. One wet story at a time, Tomi invites you to stop fighting... and simply enjoy how good it feels to be næughty. Get your roses ladies, lotions gents it's time to get naughty.

HE FELL FIRST AND HARDER😊😊 Have you ever thought that a teacher and a student can fall in love? What happens when two childhood friends meet after many years and that too as a teacher and a student. In which one of them recognizes the other and the other...

I bet you’ve heard the story about the player that gets played. Yes, that’s me, Dylan Ashford. I am in an open relationship with my long-term girlfriend, and when I realize she is only using me for my name, I discover I am in too deep until I meet her, the girl with the brown eyes that make my world spin upside down, and believe I still have a chance of the love I always dreamed of. People see me as a Joker and a Playboy, but deep down, I am a romantic, and I need to find my own true love. Watching my big brother fall in love gave me hope. My name is Joanna Thompson, but my friends know me as Jo. I work in a security firm, and after a traumatic breakup with my ex, I am looking forward to finding my true love, but my head gets turned by the one person I absolutely despise for everything that he represents. Dylan Ashford is everything I always hated in humankind. He is cocky and a player. This book can be read as a Standalone, but for better comprehension, you should read The Big Shot first. This is book number two of The Ashford book series.

Lucy's boyfriend betrayed her when he got his best friend pregnant and kicked her out of the house when she was pregnant with his child. He said the child wasn't his. Lucy has to go back to stay with her evil stepmother and her kids who made her life miserable. She had to stay and take care of her child and save money to move out, but nothing ever goes right for her. Lucy met Henry,who brightened her and her son's life with his warm smile, but their past came knocking on the door to ruin the small happiness they built together. **Excerpt from the book** When I got closer to them, I saw Daniel was looking at the man in front of him in awe as he had the cutest smile on his face. "Danny ,what's wrong?" I asked and he seemed to snap out of his thoughts and smiled as he pointed to the man in front of us. "Mommy, I want a Daddy in a tux." Daniel squealed while pointing his finger at the man and the man turned his attention to him. I was so embarrassed that I drew him to myself and put his hand away. "Danny don't say things like that." I scolded him softly, avoiding eye contact with the man and I wondered if I should apologize until I heard a hearty laugh. "Oh so you want a Daddy in a tux as well?" He asked Daniel, his velvety voice made me stare at him in awe as his face was plastered with an unwavering smile as I watched him as he squatted down to Daniel's level.

Content with his life as a small town postmaster, Alex Bentley never intended to become a hero, much less a media sensation, but fate had different plans. When unpublished author Rachel Clark walked into his lobby to pick up yet another rejection letter, the disappointment in her vibrant green eyes compelled him to do whatever he could to help her realize her dream. Even secretly edit her manuscript. Little did he know his one impetuous act would lead him through a complex maze of jealousy, blackmail and revenge. From deep within the splendor of the Catskill Mountains, to the majestic skyline of Manhattan, First Class Male delivers an intricate tale of a small town postmaster who triumphs over a ruthless District Attorney, a mysterious adversary, an unsympathetic public and finally his own heart.

Ever since she could remember, Maya Connors has always been the smart, shy girl that sat at the back of the classroom. She tackled every task with a boundless zest, except when it came to boys and relationships. Being eighteen and never once had a boyfriend, she was adamant that it would stay the same until she graduated. But sometimes, you have to expect the unexpected - such as falling for Ethan Morrison, a boy who was way too handsome and way too out of her league. Despite coming from very different social circles, a school trip to Europe was all it took as to her dismay, she found him incredibly charming. But when Maya ventures out of her shell and falls too deep, she realizes that it's too late to go back. With her heart laying on the line, she's about to face a whirlwind of emotions, drama, and secrets.

Betrayed by her fiancé and facing an unexpected pregnancy, Alice Bennett sells her apartment, packs whatever pride she has left, and does the only sensible thing: run far, far away for the Christmas holidays. Her destination? The cozy — and utterly isolated — Snowfall Creek Ranch, a countryside holiday resort in the heart of Texas. What she didn’t expect was to meet a host so… unbearable. Marco Hill, the owner of the ranch, is a grumpy, quiet, widowed cowboy. He carries deep scars and a pain that turned Christmas into his worst nightmare. To his employees, he’s loyal. To his guests, he’s polite. To Alice, however… he’s impossible. But only until she smiles. With her light humor, charming messiness, and a strength she doesn’t even realize she has, Alice slowly begins to spark warmth where Marco swore he would live in the dark. He tries to keep his distance. She tries to stay focused. But the ranch’s Christmas traditions, the silent snowy nights, and a chemistry neither of them wants to admit pull their guarded hearts closer than either expected. Between sparks, funny arguments, accidental touches, teasing, and secrets, Alice and Marco discover that… Sometimes, the best family is the one life rebuilds — even when it starts with heartbreak, an unexpected baby, and one very grumpy cowboy. And this Christmas, at Snowfall Creek Ranch… love may reignite what once felt forever lost.