Keep Scratching My Car, I'll Keep Leveling Up
When Dexter Welch, a security guard who works in the residential area, sees me driving my pink Toyota Corolla everywhere, he's very certain that I'm a sugar baby who's being backed by her own sugar daddy.
On the first day, I see one word getting carved into the car hood. It says "bitch".
I merely give the hood a wipedown without uttering a word. Later on, I swap out the current SD card of my dashcam to an SD card that has a 512 GB memory.
On the second day, my car windows get smashed in.
When I go over to the property management office to check the security footage, the front desk agent tells me that the security camera overseeing my car "happens" to be broken.
Dexter leans against the desk with a grin on his face.
"If that car of yours is ruined, then so be it. Tell your sugar daddy to buy you another one."
I crouch down and take a picture of the damage. Then, I save it into a folder called "evidence" in my phone.
On the third day, two of my tires have gone flat.
When I bend down to pick up a spare tire, Dexter hugs me from behind all of a sudden.
He murmurs into my ear, "What's so good about sleeping with an old codger? Why don't you date me instead? I'm young and strong—"
That's when I grab a wrench and smash it right into his arm.
As Dexter nurses his injured arm, he glares at me.
"How dare you lay a finger on me! Go ahead and lodge a report, then! My uncle's the property manager here! What can you do about me, hmm?"
I silently note down Dexter's work ID without saying anything.
On the fourth day, I drive another pink car back to the apartment.
As soon as Dexter notices the flash of pink in its usual parking slot, he smiles as he exits the guardhouse. Then, he pulls out a key from his pocket and scratches my car with all his strength.
An older gentleman who happens to be walking his dog nearby freezes in his tracks. He sounds so startled that his voice actually cracks.
"Have you gone nuts? Do you know the model of the car you've just scratched? That's a top-tier Rolls-Royce!"