Depression Humor Quotes

Love was never part of Alexandra Reign Sy’s five-year plan. Ang goal lang niya: magtagumpay, umasenso, at huwag maging tanga gaya ng mga babae sa romantic movies. Pero nang pumanaw si Lola, iniwan nito hindi lang yaman—kundi isang terms and conditions na kayang guluhin ang buong buhay niya. “To inherit, Alexandra must be legally married within six months.” And just like that, napilitan siyang maghanap ng lalaking papayag sa fake marriage setup na walang halong feelings, drama, o commitment. Simple lang ‘di ba? Well, not until she said the words... “Then maybe we should get married.” —kay Callisto Maxim, ang tahimik, intimidating CEO na parang embodiment ng Excel sheet at control issues. Pareho silang walang time sa love. Parehong practical. Parehong may dahilan. Pero habang tumatagal ang kasunduan, napapansin ni Alex na hindi lahat ng bagay pwedeng i-manage or i-schedule—lalo na kung heart na ang nagka-crash sa system. In a city where everyone is hustling, can two people built on logic survive the chaos of something they swore to avoid? Or will their perfect plan turn into the biggest disaster of their lives?

For twelve years, Sophia Banner has worked tirelessly to keep her family's farm from foreclosure. Every payment is a small victory, until her sister, Daphne drains the money for a modeling opportunity that turns out to be a scam. Daphne isn't sorry. The bank doesn't care. And Sophia is out of time. Her solution arrives in tailored suits and effortless charm. Andrew Ashford—her witty, rich-as-hell employer, the man she delivers groceries to weekly. And… the man her sister, Daphne has been infatuated with for years. He's also the man whose eight-year-old nephew she tutors. When a medical diagnosis rattles Andrew's carefully managed life and sets his volatile family on edge, he decides appearances need fixing. What he needs is a fiancée. What he offers is one million dollars for one year. The money would save Sophia's farm outright. And the image of a diamond on her finger, of Daphne forced to watch—sharpens the temptation to a dangerous edge. Sophia agrees. She steps into Andrew's world of obscene wealth, jealous socialites, and an overbearing chaotic family that treats appearances like currency. Fake kisses are expected. Convincing smiles are mandatory. The problem is, Andrew plays his role too well—and the reasons behind this engagement begin to feel far from innocent. Because Andrew Ashford didn't choose Sophia at random. One year. One million dollars. And a lie that's starting to feel dangerously real.

She married him because of a contract, not love. He stayed because it was convenient, not because he cared. For three years, she played the perfect wife- silent, patient, invisible, while his heart belonged to someone else. When the woman he truly loved returned, divorce was the only thing he offered her. Broken but not weak, she signed the papers and walked away, determined to rebuild her life and reclaim the version of herself she lost in that marriage. But when she finally learns how to live without him, he realizes his biggest mistake was letting her go. Now regret follows him everywhere. The woman he once ignored is no longer waiting. And love is no longer guaranteed. In a marriage that began with a contract and ended in divorce, can love find its way back—or is this second chance already too late?

Saras tidak pernah menyangka hidupnya akan berbalik arah begitu cepat. Dikhianati dan diceraikan saat mengandung, ia memilih menutup hati dan menjalani hari hanya bersama anak kecil yang menjadi dunianya. Hidupnya tenang, meski penuh luka yang tak terlihat. Luka masa lalu membuatnya menutup rapat pintu hati, terutama pada pria kaya yang selalu identik dengan kesombongan dan permainan kuasa. Hingga Dennis datang pengusaha dingin dengan rumah tangga di ambang kehancuran. Pria itu penuh luka, tapi kehadirannya perlahan menghangatkan ruang hati yang lama beku. Di antara keraguan dan trauma yang membelenggu, Saras harus memilih, tetap bertahan dengan dinding pertahanan yang ia bangun untuk melindungi dirinya dan anaknya, atau berani membuka hati pada Dennis, seorang pria yang terluka, namun mungkin bisa menghadirkan kebahagiaan baru.

Alzea tanpa beban ketika menyetujui keinginan sang ayah untuk menikah dengan seorang pria tua demi melunasi hutangnya. Dia terlalu menyayangi sang ayah karena hanya beliaulah keluarga Alzea yang tersisa setelah sepeninggalan sang bunda bertahun-tahun lalu. Namun Alzea terkejut karena yang bersanding dengannya di depan Penghulu adalah pria tampan bak Dewa Yunani yang merupakan anak dari pria tua tersebut. Seperti menemukan coklat di dalam kotak, manis yang Alzea rasakan. Sedangkan Elzio terpaksa menikahi Alzea yang merupakan anak dari sahabat mendiang sang bunda karena di masa lalu, saat Alzea masih di dalam rahim bundanya—Elzio pernah berjanji untuk menjaga Alzea.

Di antara langkah sederhana seorang gadis desa, tersimpan rahasia yang mampu mengubah jalan hidupnya. Pertemuan tak terduga dengan seorang dokter bukan sekadar kebetulan, melainkan awal dari perjalanan penuh luka, rahasia, dan cinta yang diuji takdir. Mampukah Almira menghadapi kenyataan yang perlahan terungkap, atau justru tenggelam dalam jejak masa lalu yang ingin ia lupakan?

​"I bought you for three years, Spring. That means for 1,095 days, your body, your soul, and your very breath belong to me." ​To the world, Spring Willow is the luckiest woman alive—married to the legendary billionaire August Harrington. To August, she is nothing but a shadow of the woman he lost, a scapegoat for a tragedy she didn’t cause. ​The terms of their "marriage" are written in blood and cold hard cash: -​$300,000 a month for her grandmother’s life. ​One hundred rules she must never break. And most important ​rules of all: Never expect his heart. ​Spring expected the coldness. She expected the cruelty. But she didn't expect August’s hatred to morph into a suffocating, dangerous obsession that refuses to let her go; even after the contract ends. ​Just as Spring prepares to break under his weight, a new shadow emerges. Another power player, equally ruthless and twice as determined, offers her a way out. ​The contract was signed in pain, but the ending will be written in fire. When revenge turns to possessiveness, who will Spring choose: The man who owns her, or the man who wants to steal her away?

Akira hanya ingin istirahat dari tugas kuliah yang bikin otaknya mendidih. Duduk santai di taman sambil mengunyah roti itu rencananya. Tapi semesta berkata lain. Seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba datang, memeluk kakinya sambil teriak, "Mama!" Lebih gila lagi, si anak ternyata putra dari Pak Arka, dosen killer paling tampan, dingin, dan pelit nilai seantero kampus. Gara-gara insiden absurd itu, Akira malah diseret dalam drama kehidupan sang dosen. Mulai dari pura-pura jadi mama di acara sekolah, jadi pengasuh dadakan, sampai... tinggal satu atap? Awalnya cuma pura-pura. Tapi kenapa hati jadi makin nggak karuan? Jadi mama bohongan? Siapa takut! ...Kecuali kalau hati mulai baper.

Dia berubah. Dulu, dia hanya gadis remaja yang terpaksa kunikahi demi baktiku pada Umi. Tapi sekarang, setelah tujuh tahun berlalu, dia menjelma menjadi wanita dewasa yang cantik, pintar dan anggun. Bisakah aku mendapatkannya kembali di sisiku? sementara saat ini, ada lelaki lain yang bergelar calon suami?

Kinanti tak pernah mengira hidupnya akan setragis ini. Dia dikejar penagih hutang atas hutang orang lain. Yang lebih menghinakan dia ditawari menikah oleh atasan yang sudah memiliki istri dan anak. Sialnya hanya ini jalan satu-satunya Kinanti mendapatkan uang untuk melunasi semua hutang yang di buat Lisa- sepupunya. dalam keadaan terdesak akhirnya Kinanti meminta bantuan Angga - Atasan plus lelaki masa lalunya. Namun setelah menikah sikap Angga bukan baik, dia selalu bersikap melecehkan Kinanti, seolah dia ingin membalas dendam atas perbuatan Kinanti terdahulu. Akankah Kinanti kuat dengan sikap Angga, atau pada akhirnya Kinanti pergi dari sisi Angga karna sikap lelaki ini, juga sikap istri pertama Angga. ikuti Kisah Kinanti Angga, yang penuh intrik.