Depression Humor Quotes

Tatlong taon. Three years of hell. Ganoon katagal tiniis ni Maria ang isang loveless marriage sa piling ni Javier Elizalde. Sa mata ng cold-hearted CEO, isa lang siyang desperadang gold digger na humahadlang sa kaligayahan nito. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang ma-aksidente si Javier. Tragedy struck, leaving the powerful billionaire blind and helpless. Sa panahong tinalikuran siya ng mundo, si Maria ang nanatili. She became his eyes, his hands, and his sole comfort. Sa ilalim ng katahimikan at walang pagpapakilala, inalagaan niya ito. She nursed him back to health, umaasang sa wakas ay matutunaw na ang yelong nakabalot sa puso ng asawa niya. And it worked—he fell in love with her gentle care, promising to cherish the woman who saved him once he recovered. Pero ang akala ni Maria na happy ending, naging bangungot. When Javier finally opened his eyes, he didn't look for her. Instead, he embraced another woman—his first love—believing she was the one who stayed by his side. Wasak na wasak at pagod na sa pagiging option, Maria made the ultimate decision. Ibinigay niya ang kalayaang matagal nang hinihingi ni Javier. She handed him the divorce papers with a final, broken whisper: "You are free now, Javi. And so am I." She left without looking back. Kaya bakit ngayon ay parang asong ulol na naghahabol ang makapangyarihang CEO sa kanyang ex-wife? Bakit siya lumuluhod at nagmamakaawa para sa isang second chance? Sorry, Mr. CEO. The wife you took for granted is dead and gone. And this time? Walang bawian.

“Isang fake na relasyon. Isang tunay na kilig. Paano kung ang puso ang unang bumigay?” Hindi inakala ni Luna Reyes na ang simpleng pagtatrabaho sa isang coffee shop ay mauuwi sa viral na love story—at hindi rin niya inakalang billionaire pala ang tinapunan niya ng kape. Enter Ethan Villareal—isang mysterious, drop-dead gorgeous CEO na may sariling tech empire. Sa isang maling akala at trending video, napagkamalan silang magkasintahan ng publiko. Imbes na itama ang lahat, may alok si Ethan: pumayag na lang sa fake relationship kapalit ng tulong sa pangarap ni Luna—ang sarili niyang café. Walang commitment, walang feelings. Acting lang. Pero habang tumatagal ang palabas nila, parang hindi na scripted ang mga ngiti, hawak-kamay, at titig. At kung dati, kunwari lang ang kilig… ngayon, parang totoo na. Sa isang mundo kung saan lahat ay pwedeng pekein, paano kung ang puso nila ang maging totoo?

At first a joke, and now a matter of seriousness. He thought she could fall into his trap but finally find himself cut off from reality. She ressemble a mature girl, yet she isn't. No matter how strong she is and how she will hate the character of Zack, Tiara will not resist to his charm, and him too. Love gains thier hearts, no matter their differences. Romance take it path in their life with all the ignorant they possess. Toronto will be their loving paradise, happiness invade their life until reality on its own gain it's path...trying to fly made her think their love could go above all but never above lies.

ภาคินต้องกลายเป็นคนพิการเดินไม่ได้เพราะอุบัติเหตุ มะลิพยาบาลสาวต้องมาดูแลภาคินตามคำขอของเพื่อน เธอจะเปลี่ยนความร้ายกาจของเขา กลายเป็นรักได้หรือไม่

Katrina harus menelan pil pahit kehidupan saat sang Bunda membawanya pindah ke Surabaya hanya demi memisahkan dirinya dengan kekasihnya Reyhan. Hubungan mereka tidak direstui karena mereka berbeda agama. Katrina beragama Katolik, sedangkan Reyhan seorang muslim. Sepuluh tahun berlalu, mereka kembali dipertemukan. Tapi sayangnya, Reyhan yang saat itu berdiri dihadapan Katrina justru tidak mengenali Katrina yang telah menjadi seorang muallaf dan bercadar. Terpisah selama sepuluh tahun tidak membuat mereka saling lupa. Cinta mereka tetap terjaga, bahkan mereka saling mencari satu sama lain. Hingga akhirnya sesuatu terjadi. Jarak mereka begitu dekat, tapi sayangnya ada sebuah benang halus yang seakan memisahkan mereka. Sampai pada rencana perjodohan Katrina dengan seorang lelaki bernama Hardin yang merupakan sahabat Reyhan. Serta pengakuan Reyhan yang ingin menikahi Anggia, adik Hardin. Lantas, bagaimana akhir kisah cinta mereka? Akankah pencarian cinta Reyhan dan Katrina menemukan titik temu? Ataukah cinta Reyhan hanya akan tersembunyi dibalik cadar seorang Katrina? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka. ***** Nb : Kisah ini bertema Roman - Religi dan mengharu biru serta sarat akan pesan-pesan moral. Semoga bermanfaat bagi para pembaca... Happy reading...

The only audible sounds for the next few minutes were the platters of rain against the window and our heavy breathing. I saw him walk his naked ass to the bedside drawer, returning with a document in his hands. "What's this?", I questioned as I reluctantly took it from him. "A contract you need to sign to live." I grew silent as I read through the document. "If you sign that, you're going to be mine and mine alone. I'm going to have you whenever I want, and do with you whatever I please. In return, your father gets to live." *** Sofia's miserable life even darker when she is forced to be the payment for her father's debt to the most ruthless Mafia Lord in the city. Enzo had just one taste of her from a one night stand, and now he can't get her off his head. To keep her close he makes her sign a contract - BE MY SEX DOLL, AND IN RETURN, YOUR FATHER GETS TO LIVE. How long will the lustful contract hold? How will Sofia survive when she's suddenly exposed to the dark rollercoaster of Enzo's underworld? Will she keep being his private prostitute, or will there ever be an unlikely spark of love and desire?

Little Jean contracted AIDS from a human woman. What's worse? She gave it to him intentionally. As if that wasn't enough, she reintroduced herself in my mate's life as his new love. Logan loved her to bits because she was young and talented. He didn't care if she was human. It has been hell ever since. I have been secretly been bullied by Leah, the human girl, since she won Logan's heart. While I endured all the bullying in hopes of winning hearts, no one wanted to treat my son, the future heir of the Waterstone pack. It was a shame. But I will be leaving everything behind to start anew. I was born a healer, never got the chance to blossom. And I shall...with all my determination. Because I have to treat my sick son. (THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL. I DID NOT FIND THE CURE FOR AIDS GUYS, PLEASE DON'T COME FOR ME)

Fadia Thanisa Adreena, gadis desa yatim piatu, tak pernah menyangka hidupnya berubah hanya dalam hitungan jam. Dituduh mencuri oleh budenya sendiri karena menolak dijual kepada pria tua kaya raya, Nisa memilih lari… dan berakhir masuk ke mobil seorang pria asing di jalan sepi. Abyan Mahesa, CEO muda yang sedang dalam perjalanan kerja, tak pernah berniat ikut campur. Tapi satu keputusan impulsif—membuka pintu mobil untuk menolong seorang gadis—mengikatnya dalam pernikahan dadakan yang tak pernah ia rencanakan. Di hadapan warga desa, mereka harus menikah demi menjaga nama baik. Namun pernikahan itu bukan akhir, melainkan awal dari luka baru. Abyan menyimpan rahasia besar—ia telah dijodohkan oleh keluarga bangsawan dan tengah mempersiapkan pernikahan resmi yang akan diumumkan ke publik. Nisa, kini menjadi istri rahasia, harus belajar hidup di balik bayang-bayang. Terlindungi, tapi tak pernah benar-benar diakui. Dicintai… atau hanya dikasihani? Ketika cinta mulai tumbuh dari keterpaksaan, mampukah mereka melawan realita dan restu yang tak pernah ada? Dan saat masa lalu mulai mengejar, akankah rahasia pernikahan mereka terbongkar? ** "ITU DIA! Mobilnya di situ!" teriak salah satu warga. "Astaghfirullah… itu kan anak perempuan Almarhum Pak Raji?!" seru yang lain, menunjuk ke arah Nisa yang masih duduk gemetar di kursi penumpang. "Turun kalian! Turun sekarang juga!" "Ngapain kalian berdua di mobil sendirian, hah?!" Abyan menelan ludah. “Tunggu, ini nggak seperti yang kalian pikirkan…” "Enak aja bilang 'nggak seperti yang kami pikirkan'. Kami semua lihat dengan mata kepala sendiri! Kalian berdua di mobil, siang bolong, di tempat sepi begini?!” Seorang ibu berseru, "Kalau kalian nggak ada hubungan apa-apa, kenapa si gadis ini sembunyi di mobilmu?!" Nisa buru-buru membuka pintu, wajahnya pucat pasi. “Saya cuma… saya minta tolong. Ada yang kejar saya tadi...” Namun warga tak memberi ruang penjelasan. "Tak peduli alasanmu! Nama baik gadis kampung ini sudah rusak! Kalian harus menikah! Hari ini juga!"

[Selamat kerja suamiku… uh tambah ganteng habis cukuran.. jadi nggak rela buat dilepas] Keningku mengernyit dalam membaca status tetangga baruku, Miska. Aneh.. bukannya dia janda ko bikin story hati-hati di jalan suamiku. Suami yang mana? Apa dia lagi ngehalu? Aku terkekeh sambil geleng-geleng kepala. Makin hari aku makin penasaran tiap kali janda tetangga sebelah rumahku ini bikin status whatsapp, dan makin lama aku makin curiga karena statusnya selalu mengarah pada ciri-ciri suamiku. Apa ini hanya kebetulan atau janda sebelah rumahku ini nyatanya ada main dengan suamiku?

Mapili si Patrick Santiban sa babae. Dapat may breeding, mahinhin, etiquette, hindi malakas tatawa, hindi magaslaw, elegante at lalong hindi easy to get. Tumama naman s'ya sa huli. Ngunit sa lahat ng ayaw n'ya ay ang pagiging hindi easy to get lang ang nakuha ng dalagang si Inday. Si Melanie, o mas kilala sa palayaw na Inday. S'ya ng gusto ng mga magulang ni Patrick para maging asawa nito. Niligtas ng magulang ni Inday ang ina ni Patrick mula sa kamatayan, at halos mag buwis ng buhay ang magulang n'ya. Sa galak at awa narin sa dalawang matanda ay inalok sila ng magulang ni Patrick, at iyon nga ay ang nakatakdang pag pa-pakasal sa dalaga upang mabigyan ito nang magandang kinabukasan ng kanilang anak. Masagana sa lahat ng bagay ang binata. Ngunit mahirap itong pakisamahan, malupit ito lalo na sa taong hindi niya gusto. Baon ang pangarap, pangaral at ang tatlong legendary panty n'ya na pinag lumaan na ng panahon. Gagawin ni Inday ang makakaya n'ya para pakisamahan si Patrick, na kahit butas-butas man ang panty n'ya at wala ng garter. Sinisiguro niya na mai-inlove parin sakaniya si Mr. Patrick Santiban.