I Clap for My Wife's Special Fundraiser
On the day of my 30th birthday, my CEO wife, Sabrina Langford, leaves hurriedly at 3:00 am. She claims that there's something urgent going on at the company and that she won't be home the whole day.
Later on, Timothy Cross, the low-income university student that Sabrina has been sponsoring, updates his social media feed.
In the photo, I see Sabrina standing at the side of the road in a bikini. Two big apples are balanced on her 36D bust.
The caption of the photo is, "The beautiful and hot CEO has personally come over to my house to help me sell the homegrown apples. You'll regret it if you don't buy these apples from me!"
My brows are drawn into a frown immediately. When I call Sabrina, the call goes through rather quickly.
"I told you I'm very busy at the company right now. If you disturb me again, I'm not going to forgive you this easily!"
After that, Sabrina ends the call. But right before the call gets cut off, I can hear a car honking in her background.
I'm not mad at her at all. She likes helping others to sell fruits, right? I might as well lend her a helping hand.
So, I share the social media post to the company's group chat. The message I've drafted is, "Does anyone here want a batch of rotten apples? I'll even throw in a second-hand wife for free."