The Dating App Disaster
After the doctor sat on the couch parallel to Zoey and Dionysus, he looked down at his charts to know where to start explaining.
Zoey was still seething in anger, but when she saw that her husband was also as enraged as her while sitting beside her, Zoey cursed out loud in Spanish. "Bastardo." [Translation: Bastard.]
Dr. Sprouse raised his head to look at Zoey. "You speak Spanish?"
Zoey smiled a bit, just to be polite. "Sí, doctor. ¿Y tú?" [Translation: Yes, doc. And, you?]
"Sí, aparentemente. Soy medio latino." [Translation: Yes, apparently. I'm half Latino.] Dr. Sprouse even smiled back at Zoey that made Dionysus raise his eyebrows.