Venom & Vows
"I meant Orlov, you imbecile."
"Oh." Dante dipped his Twizzler into his Coca Cola. "My bad."
These were the Valenti twins. Enzo and Dante, eighteen years old, younger cousins to Dorian and his brothers. The most chaotic, feral, deranged, unhinged lowkey-idiots in a family that already set an impressively high bar for all three qualities. Dumb-and-dumber with delulu main-character-syndrome and enough brainrot between them to concern a qualified professional. Goofballs with clout. Enzo was the older twin by exactly five minutes, a gap he treated as a full decade of authority. Dante was oblivious by nature, confused at baseline, and he misread every room he walked into. Wild clown-behaviour com
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