Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

Isang trahedya ang yumanig sa katahimikan ng marangyang buhay ni Ana Villa—nahulog sa bangin ang kanyang sasakyan at natagpuang wasak sa kailaliman ng dagat. Ngunit ang katawan niya, hindi kailanman nakita. Ang mundo ng mga Villa ay nilukob ng lungkot at hiwaga, ngunit para kay Belle, ang kanyang kakambal, ang trahedyang ito ay hindi isang aksidente—ito’y isang maingat na planong pagpatay. Nagpasya si Belle na gawin ang hindi inaasahan: nagpanggap siya bilang si Ana para malaman ang tunay na mastermind sa pagkamatay ng kanyang kambal. Sa kanyang pagpapanggap, napasok niya ang mundo ng karangyaan at kasinungalingan, isang mundong puno ng malalalim na lihim at mapanganib na tao. Ang asawa ni Ana, si Luke Villa, ay isang bilyonaryo at CEO ng Villa Brewery Inc.—makisig, misteryoso,gwapo at tila nagtatago ng mga lihim. Sa kabila ng pagdududa ni Belle, unti-unti siyang nahulog sa bitag ng kanyang sariling damdamin. Ngunit hindi si Luke ang tunay na panganib. Si Sheila, ang tila inosenteng stepsister ni Luke, ay isang babaeng magaling magtago ng matinding inggit, lihim na pagnanasa, at nakamamatay na ambisyon. Lingid sa kaalaman ng lahat, si Sheila ang utak sa likod ng pagkamatay ni Ana, dala ng matagal nang pagkamuhi nito kay Ana dahil inagaw nito sa kanya si Luke dahil may lihim siyang pag-ibig dito. Habang nilalaro ni Belle ang papel ng kanyang kambal. Dito, natagpuan ang takot at pag-asa na magkasama, habang unti-unting nahuhulog ang kanyang puso kay Luke. Sa gitna ng labanan ng pagmamahal, takot, at paghihiganti, sino ang talo at sino ang mananatiling buhay?At paano makakaligtas si Belle mula sa bitag ng pagmamahal nito para kay Luke?

After knowing that her parents arranged her marriange with her mortal enemy. Alice run away from Drei immediately and do fake her identity so her parents and Drei can't trace her. Ginawa ni Alice ang lahat upang hindi siya mahanap ng kanyang mga magulang at para hindi ma-ikasal sa mortal niyang kaaway-hanggang sa isang araw nagising na lang siya na katabi niya na ang lalakeng tinakbuhan niya limang taon na ang nakalipas. Gulat at Pangamba ang naramdaman ni Alice nang magising habang katabi si Drei. Ilang beses niyang sinubukang tumakas at mag iba ng bansa.... Makakatakas pa kaya si Alice sa mga bisig ni Drei?

What is fate? Is it something that was destined to happen? Can it be changed? No. If it can be changed, it would't be known as fate, isn't it? They say that fate can be control in our hands. Then, is it possible to take everything in total control in my hands?, I wondered. No, whatever the results is, I'm sure this was fated to happen under my control. This world... will surely go along with my favor. ................ "PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! Join the Imperial Knights Academy as a special student or else I will be fired!!!" With such a line thrown to him, the 16-year-old human, Lucifer Nightwalker von Nightmare, an orphan who was stranded on an island with her little sister and magical pet-- was forced to compromise and attend the famous Imperial Knights Academy as a special student. While spending 3 years in the academy, he would meet his fated ones. After he graduates, he would then become an adventurer to explore the world, unlocking the secrets behind. This, will be the starting of his journey. In a world of sci-fi and fantasy. Humans, beast-kins, dragons, vampires, elves, fairies, spirits, dyrads, archangels, demons, dwarves, magical beasts, and much more, co-exist. Which later then, he would become a king-- leading everyone to challenge against the Celestial Gods. However, that was the boy's fate. ...................................... Everything begins with that fateful meeting six years ago. His fateful meeting with the principal of The Imperial Knights Academy. Yet, it wasn't even the beginning of fate. .....................................

"Did you really think you could run from me forever.....after the way I touched you that night?" he growled, his hands pinning her wrists above her head, eyes dark with intensity as they drank her in. "You became mine from the second I touched you....and no amount of time or distance will change that. And you need to understand the consequences of crossing path with me." Her breath hitched. She hated the way her body remembered him—how his voice alone could shatter her defenses. His touch burned through the fabric of time, pulling at memories she’d fought to bury. Every word he spoke sent a shiver down her spine, curling heat in places she’d sworn had long gone numb. But it wasn’t just desire. It was fear. Fear of what he made her feel. Fear of the truth she hadn’t told him. Fear that if she let him in again, she might never find the strength to walk away. As the past and old enemies resurface and buried secrets begin to unravel, Kimberly is forced to confront the past she tried so hard to forget. But with every truth revealed, the danger grows—and so does the temptation to fall again. Caught between betrayal, obsession, and a love that refuses to die, Kimberly must fight to protect the one thing she swore to keep safe. Because some sins don't stay buried. And some passions are impossible to escape.

Novel romantis ini bercerita tentang Alya purnama, seorang gadis miskin berusia sembilan belas tahun. Di usianya yang masih sangat muda, ia dihadapkan pada kenyataan kalau sang adik yang begitu ia sayangi mengidap penyakit bocor jantung dan kanker darah stadium tiga. Alya yang begitu mencintai adiknya berusaha keras untuk mendapatkan biaya pengobatan agar adiknya bisa sembuh. Takdir mempertemukannya dengan seorang pemuda bernama Langit Marvelino Sastra Wijaya, seorang pengusaha kaya yang angkuh, sombong dan brengsek. Pertemuan pertama mereka yang tak terduga mengawali kisah cinta dua manusia berbeda status sosial ini. Langit yang selalu dikelilingi wanita sexy, cantik dan berasal dari kalangan sosialita terpaksa harus menjadikan Alya kekasih rahasianya karena perjanjiannya dengan sang oma. Alyapun tak dapat menolak karena hutang budinya pada keluarga langit. Keduanya yang terpaksa menjalani hubungan tanpa cinta membuat banyak masalah muncul. Tak hanya dari mereka berdua, masalah juga datang dari pihak luar. Ada Dyana, model yang merupakan kekasih langit yang selalu siap dengan rencana liciknya untuk menyingkirkan Alya. Ada juga Revan Anggara, dokter muda yang sejak SMU menaruh hati pada Alya tak mau membiarkan Alya tersiksa hidup bersama pria brengsek seperti Langit. Juga Aline, ibu kandung langit yang sangat membenci orang miskin seperti Alya. Seiring berjalannya waktu, benih cinta tumbuh diantara keduanya. Alya dan Langit yang awalnya saling membenci berubah jadi saling cinta. Disaat mereka mulai meyakinkan diri untuk bersatu. Tiba-tiba muncul Alana, wanita dari masa lalu Langit.Wanita yang pernah menggores luka yang teramat dalam pada hati pria nyaris sempurna itu. Alana datang menjanjikan cinta yang dulu begitu diharapkan Langit darinya. Kemunculannya membuat hubungan langit dan Alya kembali rumit. Alya kembali meragukan cinta Langit untuknya sedangkan Langit bingung memilih antara Alya dan Alana, kedua wanita yang punya arti penting dalam hidupnya.

Madeleine Lodrigo was abandoned by her father since sixteen so she was forced to work for a living. After her ex-boyfriend left her with a debt of 20 million, she is once again, forced to work just to pay the huge debt on his behalf. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang makilala niya ang isang Perez Salvatore. As a multi-billionaire with a severe case of haphephobia, Perez Salvatore finds it very devastating that he can’t even touch the woman he loves. When he met Madeliene Lodrigo, he was determined to make her stay and even made her his wife so that she can cure him. However, it was bound to be difficult when the tides turned to another direction and he was surged with new emotions. Nadag-dagan pa ‘to nang biglang bumalik ang first love niya, all of it went chaotic. A marriage that shouldn’t have been made and a love that shouldn’t exist, made them decide to part ways. Pero paano kung may malaman si Perez na makakapagpabago ng kanilang tadhana. Is it a happily ever after? Or is it too late, after all.

How could someone possibly love someone with doubt and secrets? Paris Felicity Rivera lost her memories, yet she didn’t cared. Sapat na sa kanya ang masasakit na pinagdaanan sa puder ng kanyang ama at ng pamilya nito. Her father would almost auction her hand for marriage to different bachelors, and all she wished was to get out of that life. At sa kabaliwang iyon, alam niyang wala na siyang takas. Thus, she decided that if she had to get married to Chester Del Fuego, she will have the decision regarding her body. And she’d give it to the man he loved the most; Chancellor. But… did she really? For Chancellor was a Del Fuego too, and he had the same face as his two other brothers. He had the same exact face as Chester, the man Paris was supposed to marry.

ในศตวรรษที่ 25 พ.ศ 2561 ในยุคศตวรรษปัจจุบัน เกิดมี วิวัฒนาการของเทคโนโลยีไปเรื่อยเปื่อย ตามหลักการของยุคสุริยชาติชน ดังนั้น จึงเกิดมี ชาวประชากร และ นักเรียนและบริษัทและพนักงานต่างๆ ที่เกิดขึ้น มากมายในบนโลกนี้ โดยการสร้างบุคลากรและประชาชน โดยการสร้างบริษัทและตึกสูงๆที่ยาวออกไปและสถานที่พักอาศัยอพาร์ทเม้นท์หรือบ้านเช่า ดังนั้น ชาวประชากรทั้งหลาย จึงได้เกิดมา เพื่อทำการค้าและเทคโนโลยีใหม่ๆและใช้ความคิดในความสร้างสรรค์ กันใหม่ๆ ดังนั้น เราทุกคนจึงได้เกิดการมีความคิดและความสร้างสรรค์ในผลงานของตัวเองดังเช่น คนในตระกูล เจียหยง 4 ตระกูลเจียหยงซีเป็นตระกูลที่โด่งดังในทั่วโลกอาณาจักรของในเมืองจีนดังนั้นมีทั้ง บ่อน้ำมันและร้านอาหารต่างๆ ตามทุกสถานที่ในของเขตหน่วยเจียงดังนั้น ในตระกูลนี้ซึ่งมีลูกชายเพียง 2 คน ดังนั้น เขาจึงคิดว่า การที่ได้เรียนจบต่างประเทศทั้งคู่และมาประสานงานต่อกับพ่อของเขานั้นซึ่งเป็นสิ่งที่ดีสำหรับเขาทั้งสองคนคนหนึ่งดูแลในเหมืองน้ำมันอีก 1 คนดูแลในบริษัทในพื้นที่ในเครือข่ายของเชียงใหม่ และในประเทศเยอรมันดังนั้นพ่อของเขานั้นจึงเกษียณงาน

One night of freedom. One reckless dare. One one night mistake they never saw coming. Yukisha has a long-time suitor ready to fight for her heart. Xavier is bound by an arranged marriage — a pact meant to secure his future. But in the heat of that night, all plans faded away. Their secret encounter in a car sparked a fire neither could put out, a story that reaches far beyond that one night mistake. Will fate bring them together again? And can they fight against all odds for a love that seems forbidden?

After my daughter, Mia Powell, was declared brain-dead, my husband, Liam Powell, urged me to sign the organ donation consent form. I was drowning in grief and my mind was on the verge of collapse. That was when I accidentally discovered that her attending doctor, Blair Lincoln, was Liam’s old flame. They had lied about Mia’s brain death, just to trick me into signing the form and steal her heart to save Blair’s daughter, Sophia. I watched as Liam picked Sophia up from the hospital. The three of them smiled together, like a perfect, happy family. When I confronted them, they pushed me off a building, and I died from the fall. Given a second chance, I had returned to the day I was supposed to sign the organ donation form. As I stared at Mia lying in that hospital bed, I silently vowed. This time, that scumbag and that wretch would pay with their lives for what they did to Mia.