Dumbledore Said Calmly Meme Novels & Stories

"Are you feeling sick again? Why are you crying? Just a moment, I'll call a doctor." Albus… he must have received instructions from Ronan, right? "No, Albus. Don't call a doctor," I quickly interrupted, my voice a little hoarse. I wiped my face, forcing out an awkward chuckle that sounded pathetic even to my own ears. I pointed to the mound of earth at my feet. "I… I'm just surprised. There's a worm. A really big one, ew." Sure enough, a fat worm was slithering slowly across the dirt. Albus stared at it, then at me with a professional, straight expression, though I could see a hint of surprise in his eyes.

"Serve him a small bowl of it. If there is any left, you can keep it till the following day and add to it." "Oh okay." Isabella received the bottle with a quizzical look. "Isn't it supposed to be a concoction? Why does it smell nice?" The wizard sighed, "Damon may beg to differ. That boy complains every fucking time the liquid goes down his throat." Isabella chuckled. Albus had just called the alpha a boy. It was plainly amusing. "I should get this to him asap." "Yes, you should. Oh, and you should watch how you go around asking people stuff. Most of the pack members are not the friends you perceive them to be."

Some workers yell at us, questioning our appearance. Once Maddox finds a way out, he walks towards the car but immediately the Broken Dean pops out of nowhere. He breaks the car window, grabbing Maddox's neck. I push myself forward, opening the door harshly, making him fall. "Drive!" I yell. "Hasta la vista, Dumbledore!" I yell, waving my hand. "Dumbledore?" Maddox questions while laughing at my statement. "Admit it he's got a long white shiny beard." I laugh. "Aw, my side hurts. Maddox, can you help me sit down properly?" Maddox carries me over my seat, eyeing me to make sure I don't get hurt."

Voldemort muttered and smiled before he also supersped into the woods . . . . . "You guys are late for dinner as always" A beautiful woman with a frown on her face said immediately she sighted the boys running towards her "Momma!!" Damien squealed like a child before hugging his mom making her chuckle in the process "You cheated" Voldemort said as he hit Damien on his chest while laughing "We are sorry Mom, Damien was just been so playful" Voldemort reported and pecked his mom on her cheeks "Hmmmmmm,yummy"

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Kevin shrieked, his face turning pale. "That’s called content, Kevin," Bima said, his voice calm. "And you? You're the star of the show." [Skill 'Meme Creator' (Level 1) Active!] [Meme 'Protein Freak vs. Food Vlogger' created!] [Effects: Kevin’s Charisma -20%! Food Vlogger Zombie’s Charisma +15%!] "Damn you, Bima!" Kevin roared in a rage, a murderous glint in his eyes. He lunged at Bima.

HE IS BITING HIS KNUCKLES, SHAKING WIT LAUGHTER. Cereal_killer I...I...DAMN! I CAN'T DO THIS, LMAO. ANNABELLE REMINDED ME OF ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle ... I_pooped WAIT, WE GOTCHA. TRANSLATION: ANNABETH REMINDED HIM OF THE MOVIE ANNABELLE. Not_annabelle OKAY, GOT IT. OMG, STOP LAUGHING, YOU ARE DISTURBING THE TABLE. The_real_prince_charming OOF, GUYS, DON'T MIND ANNA. CONTINUE.

asked Vulcan in a stuttering voice. "No, it is not. This is real, Vulcan,” replied Albus, smiling triumphantly. “Dragon! You are indeed a dragon! " exclaimed Vulcan, still in a state of shock. "Yes, I am a dragon!" Albus replied firmly.

I didn’t need her in here making her snide comments. Professor Luca looked the polar opposite of what I expected him to look like; when Miles mentioned him, I had pictured an older man with a graying beard and a receding hairline who dressed in a semi-formal dress attire; a version of how young Dumbledore was portrayed in The Fantastic Beasts moving.

Why— "Drop it Arthur. Aaron said it all. He confirmed everything we have said." Damian said full of authority. Arthur's face flashed an alarmed look for a split second, only to return on his jolly act and pretend to be confused. He tried his best to look confused: smiling awkwardly, his eyes partly closed while scratching his left cheek. However, it was evident that it's not working, for the three Student Council members remained in their serious aura, their faces not moving an inch, not showing any other emotion— just plain seriousness.