For the Greater Good
After being away for three years on a special mission, I saw a prenatal examination report on the passenger seat of my CEO wife's Maybach.
Fiona Geller told me, "My sister died so young. I must leave her a child. It's just a test-tube baby with my brother-in-law. It's not an affair."
The brother-in-law in question, Phillip Stanton, sent Fiona's pregnancy photos to my parents, mocking me for using his sperm to produce a baby with Fiona.
My parents suffered a heart attack upon learning the news and were hospitalized.
Fiona looked aggrieved. "Don't get so worked up, honey. One of the twins can have your surname!"
I looked at her, completely giving up hope. I then called the unit.