Edward Cullen Funny

"I…...Supreme Alpha Sheila Mahamanga of all the supernatural world…….hereby send you Eden Rastol back painfully to the abyss…... of eternal pain….., may you never reincarnate again!" Sheila, queen of the supernatural world and the present time is….the Supreme Alpha of all werewolves in existence. She has lived for thousands of years and stopped aging at the age of twenty-eight. She's Ruthless, a female Alpha that portrays danger, evil, and most especially death. She was cursed by the moon goddess to be mateless for the rest of her life, because of her cruel nature, misuse of power, and constant death punishment. Since then her evil has tripled as she becomes unstoppable. She controls the whole pack of the werewolf, she is the Supreme Alpha, other Alpha's crawl to the bare floor at the mention of her name as no one dares utter her judgment except you are ready to die!!! Fate becomes twisted when all of a sudden on the full moon, she finds herself being mated to an Omega. She was angered, as she roars in horror, daring the moon goddess Eden Rastol was a born Omega In Harlet Moon Pack. He was twenty-five years old. He lives with his parents who cherish him so much, regardless of his weak nature, but fate has always had a blow on him. He has been rejected two times by his various mate, but his last rejection left him shattered. He was thrown out of his pack and fate being funny, he found himself in Blackheart, where the Supreme Alpha lives in. Funny enough he was unfortunately mated to Supreme Alpha Sheila for the fourth time.

Kiara's perfect life shatters when she wakes up in a hotel room, stark naked with two strange men beside her. Before she could even try to understand what had happened to her, she's rejected, disowned, and betrayed in a twinkle of an eye. Left for dead, Kiara must rebuild her life, fueled by a burning desire for revenge. But fate has a funny way of playing games. When their paths cross again six years later, sparks still fly, and secrets unravel. Will either of them succumb to the flames of the past especially with a new thread tying them together?

The night before our wedding, Edward Fowler's friends gather for a celebration. A full set of sex toys lies in the gift box from his tomboy bestie, Winnie Spencer. I freeze, and Winnie shouts boisterously, "Don't you dare go easy on him, Sarah. That pup might look like someone who's abstaining, but he's actually pretty wild in the sheets. "During the start of the year, he only used three of these, yet he landed me straight in the hospital with injuries that took me half a month to heal!" She then hooks an arm around Edward's neck. "Let me give you a piece of advice as your buddy—you need to learn how to be gentle once you're married. "Sarah looks so delicate, so you'd better not pull the same stunt as last time. I was just recovering, yet you dragged me into it for two whole days. I almost died in bed!" My face darkens. Winnie covers her mouth in exaggerated shock. "It's just us buddies messing around. You're not mad, are you, Sarah?" Everyone is anticipating for me to snap. But instead, I let out a soft chuckle before replying, "Why would I be? I should be thanking you for being a free tutor instead. After all, someone who's in your line of work would charge at least three hundred dollars per night just for the same lesson."

For four years, I worked three jobs to support my husband, Edward Godfrey, while he chased his PhD and battled ALS. And somehow, in all that time, I'd never stepped foot on his campus. Not because I didn't want to. Every time I brought it up, he had some excuse ready. When graduation came, I asked to go to his hooding ceremony. He shut it down fast. "It's just a formality. A bunch of lab nerds. You'd be bored. Once I bring the diploma home, we'll have a candlelight dinner." I didn't argue. Just helped him straighten his doctoral gown. But I couldn't hide how excited I was. So I dressed up. And secretly followed him. Onstage, Edward stood beside his wheelchair, voice thick with emotion. "I want to thank my wife. She stood with me in the lab, even while pregnant, helping me grind out countless precious data points." I froze. My hand pressed against my flat stomach. Cold crept down my spine. For four years, I'd busted myself raw to support his PhD. I went from the girl everyone on campus admired to a fish seller, reeking like seafood every day. Worked so hard I miscarried twice. So who exactly was this "wife" he was thanking?

« Finissons-en, j'ai des affaires à régler. Tu dois comprendre, j'ai besoin d'une Luna forte et BELLE à mes côtés. Moi, Alpha Cullen Niles, de la Meute de Griffes de Fer, je te rejette, Rebel Lawson, en tant que compagne et Luna. » Instantanément, j'ai l'impression que ma poitrine est déchirée et éventrée. Je ressens jamais une douleur aussi intense. Mais je refuse de montrer ma souffrance devant Alpha Cullen. Je reste rigide et m'efforce de ne pas laisser transparaître ma réaction sur mon visage. Roxie hurle de désespoir, car elle veut son compagnon et il vient de nous rejeter, lui causant également une immense douleur. Plus vite j'accepterai, plus vite nous pourrons tourner la page. « Moi, Rebel Lawson, j'accepte ton rejet. » C'est comme un coup de grâce. Je vois Alpha Cullen se saisir la poitrine et prendre de profondes inspirations. Puis, après quelques minutes, il se redresse. Je ne bouge toujours pas. Je supporte toute la douleur jusqu'à ce que Roxie et moi puissions être seules. « Tu n'en parleras à personne, tu comprends ? » Malgré la douleur que je ressens, je n'ai pas la force de dire oui, alors je me contente d'acquiescer. « Tant mieux, je ne peux pas laisser les gens savoir que j'étais lié à une telle louve. » Sur ces mots, il se retourne et s'éloigne. Je me retournes et rentres au bord du lac, m'assois à côté de ma guitare, puis les barrières s'effondrent. Je me serre la poitrine et pleure pendant des heures. Roxie, affaiblie par le rejet, se retire au fond de mon esprit. Elle me parle toujours, mais beaucoup plus doucement. Je me sens incroyablement seule. Les compagnons destinés sont censés être amoureux l'un de l'autre, quoi qu'il arrive. Il doit me protéger, me chérir et m'aimer. Pourtant, je ne me sens jamais aussi indésirable et seule.

"Some GoodNovel writers and readers are wondering what it would be like for two writers on the platform to fall in love. This is actually funny, some agreed it was possible, others believed it wasn't possible. But what if it actually happens between the both of us." ****** Olivia is a nerd who gets bullied at school by the captain of the football team, his squads and her classmates. Writing has always been her passion, things changed for her when she got an offer for her books by a writing platform. What happens when she suddenly catches the attention of the most popular writer on the platform's group chat on Face-book? What happens when she is being asked to tutor her bully?

Tracy Brooks was the only survivor of a fatal car accident that involved her and her parents. She grew up as an orphan child in the care of Mr Edward Parker - a billionaire. Naive, she thought Mr Edward Parker had been too kind after the passing of her parents. So when he arranged for her to marry his son Charles Parker who was against the marriage - she gladly accepted. Tracy had a crush on Charles since childhood, and she thought he would make a great husband. She committed three years of her life to their marriage - and during that time, she paused her dream of becoming a tv personality. Tracy's love was unrequited. She tried her best to make Charles love her. But he was done pretending. Charles finally came clear and broke her heart on no other day but her 28th birthday. The same day that marked their third wedding anniversary and also the day her parents were involved in an accident that killed her mum on the spot. "I'm done pretending. Let's put an end to this charade. I want a divorce, Tracy!" As the years progressed, Tracy became a well-known television personality. She hosted a show called "Ties That Bind." - a relationship show where she read letters from anonymous viewers who had relationship issues and needed advice and help. Her ex-husband regretted his actions and wanted her back. But there was a third party in the picture he must conquer to win her back.

Mandy Edward, the second daughter of a multi-millionaire business tycoon, was never satisfied with his wealth. Mandy had dreams of a perfect relationship that would end up in a happy ending with her one true love Noor, all this changes when she is forced to marry the son of her dad's best friend, the masked man Lauren Daniel, the president of La La Entertainment, who no one have an idea of his true face, he is not just cold-hearted, hard, merciless, brutal and a beast as everyone regard him, he is also in love with another called Leah.

Charlotte Astor's heart is broken. She's had her eyes and dreams set on her childhood love, Edward, until she learns he's getting married to her cousin. So she sets on a path of revenge: to scandalize everyone in the conservative Atlanta society by getting engaged to her boss. When Logan, the mysterious obscure billionaire who owns the building where she works enters her life, he threatens to pull her in another direction and steal her heart- though she doesn't know it yet. --UPDATED DAILY--

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."